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      03-07-2021, 11:15 AM   #31615
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I hope so but I have no information to share. I just came across the photo by accident. Maybe some of the photoshop experts can chime in.
When you say “by accident” it piques my curiosity about the search parameters....
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What the hell is going on with her feet?
Photoshop.

Here's another pic of the same young woman. You cant totally see the feet but suffice it to say she'd need custom made to fit boots to fit over those massive feet in the first photo. Everything looks pretty normal here in this photo.

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When you say “by accident” it piques my curiosity about the search parameters....
Well it started with "babes on bikes" and quickly spiralled down the rabbit hole to what you see here. I do not claim innocence nor do I regret my actions.
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What's wrong with her arms? Half tanned?
There's definitely either some photoshopping going on with her arms or there's a watermark on the photo. It's hard to tell.
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On closer inspection there is a watermark as well as some suspicious looking blurriness around her knees and hands. I hope she was a volunteer model for an amateur photographer and didn't pay for this photoshoot.
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What's wrong with her arms? Half tanned?
I think that's a watermark in the middle of the picture - you can see other tone differences around there too.
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I emailed the photographer, this is what he said

"Yes they were photoshopped. Not by me and not with my permission or the poor girl’s permission. Please be a decent person and do what you can to prevent further spread. "
Hahahah you have GOT to be kidding me. You emailed him?
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Of which I am undoubtedly thankful
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I emailed the photographer, this is what he said

"Yes they were photoshopped. Not by me and not with my permission or the poor girl’s permission. Please be a decent person and do what you can to prevent further spread. "
Fair enough. Thank you. I'll delete the original post.
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Well it started with "babes on bikes"

Did you find me? Ooops, sorry. You said babes. Disregard.
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Did you find me? Ooops, sorry. You said babes. Disregard.
I think you're quite aware of what I found, Missy. I'll look harder next time I feel brave enough to go on another search.
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I think you're quite aware of what I found, Missy.
I'm afraid so... You left your browser's safe search off.
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I'm afraid so... You left your browser's safe search off.
Wait, what! My browser has a safety???
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I know this is a "pic" thread but I couldn't help but remember this skit with Key and Peele.

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