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      07-06-2017, 09:26 AM   #50447
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If you brake less your lap times fall so maybe it's a plus
If I don't want to use the brakes at all, I'll just sell this car and get a Miata
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How's the M4 btw? Driving still bring a smile to your face, or getting jaded?

At least Lups can live vicariously through you since she no longer has Peter. And you through her perhaps with all this horse talk...seems you both share an eerie fascination for horses and M cars, and each has an experience the other doesn't?
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Lups , I know you love horse dick but try to refrain from mounting next time
Hey look Lups - its Peter II
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Hey look Lups - its Peter II
You're being silly, my peter could never be black!

All dust shows on black too well.
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      07-06-2017, 11:44 AM   #50451
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      07-06-2017, 12:27 PM   #50452
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Hi Ernie , how are you ?
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      07-06-2017, 12:51 PM   #50453
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every time I come back on here, it gets better.
Is this where you visit when you bend wheels and can't drive anymore?


Thankfully friend let me borrow his spares!
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You're being silly, my peter could never be black!
That's RACIST!!!!. And as a newly minted snowflake, I am offended.


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All dust shows on black too well.
Dust rarely settles on an item that is used regularly...


We done here with the excuses?

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Thankfully friend let me borrow his spares!
How did you bend the rim - I'm curious.
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That's RACIST!!!!. And as a newly minted snowflake, I am offended.




Dust rarely settles on an item that is used regularly...


We done here with the excuses?

Long live Peter II
Hey i know everything about snow, you ain't a flake!

I already told you, I'm using the best ever birth control method, and in my case a color would just point it out more

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It'll be tough for Mr lups to get her another M4, those European socialists make it very expensive to get anything over 400hp and 18mpg. lol
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It'll be tough for Mr lups to get her another M4, those European socialists make it very expensive to get anything over 400hp and 18mpg. lol
Lol, i have bought a dog within 6 months of death but i have not replaced a car i call my car within three years ever.

I get attached to shit, and i save money by hating everything
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The shit is real !!!
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The shit is real !!!
You doing good Philly?
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doing well, and yourself?
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1- My frog started to scream in my garden pond .
2- Lots of birds started to flee .
3- The sky became pitch black .
4- I heard the thunder from miles away .
5- The lightning was very close .
7- The thunder sounded like a cannon shot .
8- The wind was like 27 times stronger than my hair dryer .
9- The rain was like my high pressure washer .
10- Thought a train drove over the roof of my house .
11- Meanwhile I got a tel. call from my mom , she said she was really scared .

For the moment everything seems to calm down , but I can see another pitch black sky approaching...
Within 6 houres I need to leave for work ( 4 AM ) hope I can sleep with the crazy noises when the next thunderstorm comes ...
That's why I said...The shit is real !

Thank you Anna for the concern , and that's why I love you ... for real .
-Philippe .
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doing well, and yourself?
Thank you Ernie , I'm fine but please read the post above ..
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1- My frog started to scream in my garden pond .
2- Lots of birds started to flee .
3- The sky became pitch black .
4- I heard the thunder from miles away .
5- The lightning was very close .
7- The thunder sounded like a cannon shot .
8- The wind was like 27 times stronger than my hair dryer .
9- The rain was like my high pressure washer .
10- Thought a train drove over the roof of my house .
11- Meanwhile I got a tel. call from my mom , she said she was really scared .

For the moment everything seems to calm down , but I can see another pitch black sky approaching...
Within 6 houres I need to leave for work ( 4 AM ) hope I can sleep with the crazy noises when the next thunderstorm comes ...
That's why I said...The shit is real !

Thank you Anna for the concern , and that's why I love you ... for real .
-Philippe .
Dude you need to knock someone up. Whining stops when you have a baby.

I want a babyyyyy. Who the fuck told men they have options?
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      07-06-2017, 03:20 PM   #50465
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8- The wind was like 27 times stronger than my hair dryer .
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Do you even blow-dry, bro?

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Dude you need to knock someone up. Whining stops when you have a baby.

I want a babyyyyy. Who the fuck told men they have options?
Anna , You want a baby ? Seriously ?
Honestly , I heard this before from Sara in this whore shit ..

Personal I think I don't want a baby (not sure) it would be a barbarian from Ambiorix anyway
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-Wade

Yes Wade , sometimes if I have the time and 3 min. of patience
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Anna , You want a baby ? Seriously ?
Honestly , I heard this before from Sara in this whore shit ..

Personal I think I don't want a baby (not sure) it would be a barbarian from Ambiorix anyway
Meh, i just need a sperm donor. I don't need one in the sara way


I'm not picky, much

I have some issues such as:

I don't think men should be allowed to drive
no men should have to live with bad potatoes
Religions, speak against one, you're speaking against all.
Spending: On what?

I think i have to wait to become a grandma.
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