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      07-03-2017, 11:13 AM   #50403
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I never had sexual relations with a Waffle!
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I'm onto you, you fertile bitch. I know you want more kids! Human, ass, whatever.
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I'm onto you, you fertile bitch. I know you want more kids! Human, ass, whatever.
Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.
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      07-03-2017, 05:12 PM   #50410
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Who was that? Long Dong Silver?
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I'm onto you, you fertile bitch. I know you want more kids! Human, ass, whatever.
Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.
Sounds more manageable. Can I be next in line?
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      07-04-2017, 10:37 AM   #50416
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Sounds more manageable. Can I be next in line?
Sure!

We've had a horrible week here!

First my son tried flying, hurt his shoulder, he almost bled to death and needed emergency surgery for his shoulder which was almost torn away completely, he was on max pain meds for almost a day. he was so badly hurt we missed the guns and roses concert.

I'm no doctor, but i diagnosed a drop of blood, a minor scratch, and maybe a light bruise one could cover with a quarter. We see the life ending accident a bit differently.

Anyway, last night, the same little man was a victim of an abusive parent. I came home well before 3 am, but thank coffee i made it back then. The little dude woke up, went to the fridge, and couldn't reach a milk carton. He came to me in tears, and told me he has reason to believe he is being abused, and he is at risk of dying of thirst.

Happy fourth Lib, this is the shit you too will soon receive!



And i totally understand the milk complaint. That was pretty fucking cruel.
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      07-04-2017, 11:33 AM   #50417
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Anna , Belgian waffles are the best !
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Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.
Does it take that much to fill you up? You're stories are getting harder and harder to believe like trump.
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Does it take that much to fill you up? You're stories are getting harder and harder to believe like trump.
I'm sure she can take a lot my friend .
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Does it take that much to fill you up? You're stories are getting harder and harder to believe like trump.
Lol, this was a story from my team cruise, i didn't touch the guy! I did make half a team blush, but all is for good fun when you really, really hate your team mates.

I can elaborate if you want!
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I'm sure she can take a lot my friend .
Aww, i would have to google a penis to remember what they look like. I'm using the best possible birth control method ever invented: A baby fever.
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Lol, this was a story from my team cruise, i didn't touch the guy! I did make half a team blush, but all is for good fun when you really, really hate your team mates.

I can elaborate if you want!
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Good call, nothing ever goes wrong when 20 young girls go on a 20hour cruise together.
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Really ?
To give you an idea Anna, I can show you my underpants ..
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