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      01-18-2016, 10:35 AM   #21319
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      01-18-2016, 10:36 AM   #21320
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I came in here expecting to see some whores not a bunch of text
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      01-18-2016, 10:37 AM   #21321
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I need a flight to Turks and Caicos. Please and thanks.
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How much are you willing to pay?
If you are cereal and want to relocate to Flo Rida, send me your resume! They are hiring for a personal ASSistant to the owner and travel agents.
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      01-18-2016, 10:38 AM   #21322
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If you are cereal and want to relocate to Flo Rida, send me your resume! They are hiring for a personal ASSistant to the owner and travel agents.
I've been considering another scenery change. I don't know that I could be someones personal bitch though.
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      01-18-2016, 10:40 AM   #21323
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Bah.... duck face and isn't smart enough to look at the camera.
She was making eye contact while giving a hand job.

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      01-18-2016, 10:42 AM   #21324
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Well tbh she looks like she would be even more fun than jessica alba..
That chick is going places.
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      01-18-2016, 10:49 AM   #21325
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Hmm, would you guys be interested in seeing all the girls that have come and gone from my job? Facebook stalking at its finest.
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      01-18-2016, 10:53 AM   #21326
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Hmm, would you guys be interested in seeing all the girls that have come and gone from my job? Facebook stalking at its finest.
Um, No... totally not interested?

GIVE..... bro!!!
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      01-18-2016, 10:53 AM   #21327
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Hmm, would you guys be interested in seeing all the girls that have come and gone from my job? Facebook stalking at its finest.
Don't be too creepy!
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      01-18-2016, 10:57 AM   #21328
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Don't be too creepy!
Not creepy if we don't know her..

But I trust ur judgement in what is creepy.
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      01-18-2016, 10:59 AM   #21329
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First pic, she still works here. 2nd (on the left), her last day was Friday as she found something more into her field. 3rd one, some of you may remember went to the Miami Heat/OKC Thunder game last month with me and the last one has been here for about two months. She seems kinda stuck up. I'll post more in a bit.
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      01-18-2016, 11:09 AM   #21330
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      01-18-2016, 11:13 AM   #21331
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If you are cereal and want to relocate to Flo Rida, send me your resume! They are hiring for a personal ASSistant to the owner and travel agents.
I've been considering another scenery change. I don't know that I could be someones personal bitch though.
.....we've discussed this topic....

You know the path Neo....
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      01-18-2016, 11:14 AM   #21332
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First pic is the one who signed a contract and can't have kids at the moment lol. 2nd was an intern but had to move back across the pond a few months ago. Last one only worked for two weeks, but was constantly hitting on me at a bar we all went one day after a company race.
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      01-18-2016, 11:16 AM   #21334
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Last one only worked for two weeks, but was constantly hitting on me at a bar we all went one day after a company race.
so, did u

(can email answer if ur married)
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      01-18-2016, 11:19 AM   #21335
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      01-18-2016, 11:19 AM   #21336
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so, did u

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Nah, I'll just say that she was kinda tipsy when she was flirty. I have zero game.
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      01-18-2016, 11:27 AM   #21337
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Nah, I'll just say that she was kinda tipsy when she was flirty. I have zero game.
don't need game when u can jingle the keys
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      01-18-2016, 11:30 AM   #21338
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don't need game when u can jingle the keys
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so, did u

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Nah, I'll just say that she was kinda tipsy when she was flirty. I have zero game.
Revolving door of lovely down there
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.....we've discussed this topic....

You know the path Neo....
I will let you know how it goes.
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