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      03-03-2009, 04:23 PM   #1
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Do you have a 710 Knob

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.. '

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're still not sure what a 710 is
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Remember reading it before, funny nonetheless. But get ready for the giant repost letters :S.
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Yea I seen that on here before but it is pretty funny
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haa.....a repost
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      03-03-2009, 04:44 PM   #5
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Remember reading it before, funny nonetheless. But get ready for the giant repost letters :S.

Even that's getting old.......
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I believe I posted this already...
or I took it from here a while ago and posted it on other forums...
all I know is REPOST
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I believe I posted this already...
or I took it from here a while ago and posted it on other forums...
all I know is REPOST
I knew what this was about Reading the title.

FWIW, I posted this before you as well. I know who cares right
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so I probAbly took it from your post
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