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      03-17-2015, 06:39 PM   #89
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OP, if it doesn't work out, watch this video and try these lines to find your next date. Any girl that goes for any of these, will be an easy date.

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      03-17-2015, 07:00 PM   #90
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OP, if it doesn't work out, watch this video and try these lines to find your next date. Any girl that goes for any of these, will be an easy date.

What's next on this forum ?
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      03-17-2015, 07:05 PM   #91
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What's next on this forum ?
The results of aforementioned first date.
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      03-17-2015, 07:17 PM   #92
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Everyone is waiting on an update by OP....
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      03-17-2015, 07:47 PM   #93
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it's been almost 36 hours with no substantive updates, what's going on? Is OP in a coma or what? Was he robbed and stuffed into his own trunk?
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      03-17-2015, 08:09 PM   #94
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Maybe they're still in the sack. He is an M3 owner so I'm sure the date was full of 'WIN'.
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      03-17-2015, 08:23 PM   #95
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Maybe they're still in the sack. He is an M3 owner so I'm sure the date was full of 'WIN'.
he might be posting his car in the "for sale classifieds" if he fills her with "win".
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haha, hilarious cheesy pickup lines above...although very cool Erik Satie outro.

OP, if she likes you she likes you and it will show. Good luck!
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he might be posting his car in the "for sale classifieds" if he fills her with "win".
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      03-17-2015, 08:49 PM   #98
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His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.
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His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.
Dudes love M3's...total dick magnet. e93 get's some points with the girls though.
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      03-17-2015, 09:04 PM   #100
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Dudes love M3's...total dick magnet. e93 get's some points with the girls though.
that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.
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that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.
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that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.
OMG...I just sprayed my beer all over the place!
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that would explain all the mushroom stamps on my car when it's dirty. son of a bitch.
Mushroom stamps?
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he might be posting his car in the "for sale classifieds" if he fills her with "win".
I usually shout "win" at the end too
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      03-18-2015, 12:05 AM   #105
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Mushroom stamps?
step 1. dirty up a surface making it easy to see if you cleaned it or not.

step 2. pull out dick.

step 3. repeatedly smack dick against said dirty surface until you can see a vague shape of your dick's head.

thus, the mushroom stamp.
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      03-18-2015, 12:06 AM   #106
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just don't look desperate to have her. She will sense it and its gg
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His date probably murdered him and stole his M3. Bitches love M3s.
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Dudes love M3's...total dick magnet. e93 get's some points with the girls though.
Total dick magnet indeed.
Whenever I go out, age of 18-60s male ask me about the car. It is mainly those BMW, Audi, and MB drivers.
As for E93, little kid loves it. My kid gets extra attention at school when picked up with E93 top down.

I think M3 can be a chick magnet, when other people (mainly male) talk about your M3 while on date.
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Mushroom stamps?
Ask your wife
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I had to come in to see why this thread was 5 pages…now I know. We need an update!!
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OP what happened??? We need a full report!!!!
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