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      04-24-2019, 01:49 AM   #1827
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I told her, "just the tip."

That was a lie.
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      04-24-2019, 02:31 PM   #1828
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      04-24-2019, 02:37 PM   #1829
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I crop dusted the wife the other day and lied about it.
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      04-24-2019, 11:31 PM   #1830
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I went to a dinner with some good friends and some friends of friends I barely knew. When we sat down I made it known that I wanted the table to sample a few bottles of a kind of wine I liked. Since they were kind of expensive I said I would pay for the bottles.

At the end of the night, one of the 'friends of friends' I barely knew was drunk and said once that he'd pay the ENTIRE bill. I let him do it without a fight. I wonder if he'll try to track me down tomorrow once he sobers up and realizes what he's done
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      04-25-2019, 11:14 AM   #1831
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My posts from yesterday and the responses to them have all been deleted. I was sober the whole day. WTF
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      04-26-2019, 11:56 AM   #1832
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so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist

why tf is it called a "cum bed"?
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      04-26-2019, 12:15 PM   #1833
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so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist

why tf is it called a "cum bed"?
Never heard of that...but I'm an older guy.

Either way.....I think I would skip on that one!
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      04-26-2019, 12:17 PM   #1834
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Never heard of that...but I'm an older guy.

Either way.....I think I would skip on that one!
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i'm not paying the $350 the dude was asking for something called a "cum bed"

im just surprised that something called a "cum bed" is allowed to be sold at all
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      04-26-2019, 01:45 PM   #1835
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i'm not paying the $350 the dude was asking for something called a "cum bed"

im just surprised that something called a "cum bed" is allowed to be sold at all
You should totally ask for clarification. We're all a little curious. Might be a good story behind it.

Or post a link.
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      04-26-2019, 01:46 PM   #1836
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      04-26-2019, 06:06 PM   #1837
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so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist

why tf is it called a "cum bed"?
I would google it, but i’m pretty sure i already know what search results i’ll get
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      04-26-2019, 06:08 PM   #1838
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Met a friend for dinner and beers tonight and, since Wifey was not there to give me the evil eye, had a ribeye and fries. And several IPAs.

Think a couple of Hail Mary's will get me forgiveness?
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      04-26-2019, 11:23 PM   #1841
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Hail Mary, full of grace...yada, yada.....
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      04-27-2019, 01:11 PM   #1842
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Hail Mary, full of grace...yada, yada.....
A COUPLE of them. Not 1/4
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Maybe reciting the pope's phone number?

Confession: I'm not Catholic but I am divorced from one. (The second time around I married an Episcopalian.)
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      04-28-2019, 06:20 AM   #1844
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all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol
Now i cant focus .






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      05-01-2019, 12:14 PM   #1846
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all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol
Now i cant focus .






How much willing to pay for password to spider control system??

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How much willing to pay for password to spider control system??

more like torched it
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all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol
Now i cant focus .






I hate a spider. You want to see a grown man freak out...put one in front of me. I will and have picked up poisonous snakes......but spiders creep me out.

I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once. It was in one of my shoes in the garage that I used to slip on when I would walk out to the yard.

Bit me on the ankle and ended up needing skin grafts in the end. Still have the scars.

An old friend of mine who bought/sold exotic animals found out really quickly as he told me to look in a tank at his place one day.

Inside was one of those bird eating spiders about the size of a dinner plate. I ran him straight over trying to get as much distance between me and it as I could. Almost broke his nose as I was flailing my arms while running!
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