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      12-21-2017, 08:26 AM   #815
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pic of snickers bar so we can decide whether benefits outweigh the risk
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      12-21-2017, 09:45 AM   #816
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You just prefer tired, old, sloppy Snickers over fresh young ones. It's OK, we understand.



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      12-21-2017, 09:48 AM   #817
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pic of snickers bar so we can decide whether benefits outweigh the risk
Work computer won't allow me to upload pics however, I've decided to snatch it before I leave for the day.

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You just prefer tired, old, sloppy Snickers over fresh young ones. It's OK, we understand.



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But if it's eaten in the van, it's ok right? Double standards
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      12-21-2017, 10:07 AM   #818
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ban for delaying until van

ESPECIALLY with the recent revocation of MKSixer's privileges due to video postings. The van brakes are getting rusty without use.
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      12-21-2017, 10:22 AM   #819
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ban for delaying until van

ESPECIALLY with the recent revocation of MKSixer's privileges due to video postings. The van brakes are getting rusty without use.
Maybe you should use the 'allotted' M4.


New confession - late last month I gave my 1 month's notice as I have been looking for other employment. Just isn't a good fit anymore for me. They just hired my replacement who is sitting next to me. She is someone who most of us would fap to.
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      12-21-2017, 10:46 AM   #820
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Maybe you should use the 'allotted' M4.


New confession - late last month I gave my 1 month's notice as I have been looking for other employment. Just isn't a good fit anymore for me. They just hired my replacement who is sitting next to me. She is someone who most of us would fap to.
take pics with your phone and use the e90post app to download for the love of god
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      12-21-2017, 11:08 AM   #821
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      12-21-2017, 11:38 AM   #822
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take pics with your phone and use the e90post app to download for the love of god
That is way too much 'werk' for me. I'll wait till I get home.

Get it? Good it? Good.
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      12-21-2017, 11:41 AM   #823
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      12-21-2017, 11:43 AM   #824
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I’m still tempted in stealing that ice cream Snickers bar in the freezer at work. Has been over a month and nobody has taken it.
Take it! A month - c'mon! It deserves your attention!
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      12-21-2017, 11:55 AM   #825
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Take it! A month - c'mon! It deserves your attention!
Since I'm staying late till 7 tonight, I'll grab it on the way out and eat it in the car. I don't want camera's catching me eating it

If I don't report back this evening, it means that I've died of poison.


If I do go, remember my only request: SAVE THE DAMN MANUALS!
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      12-21-2017, 12:15 PM   #826
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Since I'm staying late till 7 tonight, I'll grab it on the way out and eat it in the car. I don't want camera's catching me eating it

If I don't report back this evening, it means that I've died of poison.


If I do go, remember my only request: SAVE THE DAMN MANUALS!
Foul! "...eat it in the car"?? Negative! No eating in the car! Eat that damn thing and smile for the camera!
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      12-21-2017, 12:19 PM   #827
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Foul! "...eat it in the car"?? Negative! No eating in the car! Eat that damn thing and smile for the camera!
My wife spilled coffee on the passenger seat this morning.

Let that sink in
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      12-21-2017, 12:40 PM   #828
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You can eat and drink in the car, so long as it follows basic guidelines.

No crumbs, no stains, and no sticky.
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      12-21-2017, 12:50 PM   #829
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That's what SHE said
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That's what SHE said
Let me guess, she probably said no butt cheese either.
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      12-21-2017, 01:58 PM   #832
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You mean ex-wife? lol
Yessir, I should trade her in for a 1989 model
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Yessir, I should trade her in for a 1989 model
Too many unsorted bugs, mostly faulty/shitty ECU wiring. Depending on which model, some were very boxy and not subtle on the eyes. Plus, being an '89 it'd be due for way too much preventative maintenance. Your best bet is to look at mid 70's models as most are fairly simple in design being from a generation of simplicity. However, these models can sometimes have a bit of miles, so it really depends if you find one that was well maintained.
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He was wonderful. His replacement talks about Canadian cuisine and never texts me.
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