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      05-18-2015, 11:05 AM   #1
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Arrow Zombeavers: The next cinematic masterpiece

This will be released on May 19, 2015.

They're ferocious, they're furry, they're ZOMBEAVERS, the stars of this 2015 horror-comedy, directed by Jordan Rubin. When a trio of sexy college girls (Cortney Palm, Rachel Melvin, Lexi Atkins) arrive at a remote cabin for a weekend getaway, their vacation is quickly jeopardized by a hungry bear, a menacing hunter (Rex Linn), and the girls own party-crashing boyfriends (Hutch Dano, Jake Weary, Peter Gilroy). However, these preliminary disturbances are nothing compared to what lurks in the lake by the cabin: The result of a local chemical spill, a horde of bloodthirsty, zombified beavers closes in on the unsuspecting co-eds. It isn't long before the kids are engaged in a life and death struggle with the ferocious ZOMBEAVERS, but it turns out that the creatures themselves are only the beginning of their nightmare. Featuring cameos by Bill Burr and John Mayer, Zombeavers is infectiously funny and terrifying. Zombeavers. They'll dam you to hell!

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I'd like to be introduced to all their beavers..., if you catch my drift.
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Just read the plot. I need this in my life.
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I'd like to be introduced to all their beavers..., if you catch my drift.
Very clever i must say
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The sequel I heard might be called Labiavers
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I thought the sequel was to be Vambeavers?? in any case this cinematic masterpiece looks like a true work of art.
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