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      02-23-2009, 10:06 PM   #1
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You guys know why I like/date young girls only?

Cuz when im 45, i wanna wake up next to a 30 year old and not 45 year old wrinkled cunt...that's why!


Women age much faster than men...think about this before you say "I do"
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I hear you Spool. 5 yrs ago I met this 18 yr old. Now she's getting too old for me and I want someone more youthful.
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Men age like wine. Women age like milk.
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Yeh.....i would never date a woman more than 5 yrs older than me. IMO at that point they have too much baggage. Woman with baggage = DO NOT WANT.
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Men age like wine. Women age like milk.


Hahaha perfect, i love this...
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oh snap
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lol did you come up with that or someone else? It gold!
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Nice i like it.
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Cuz when im 45, i wanna wake up next to a 30 year old and not 45 year old wrinkled cunt...that's why!


Women age much faster than men...think about this before you say "I do"
No matter how you slice or dice it, pedophilia is a mental illness. Even at age 45, you'd still want to wake up next to a 15 year old. Admit it and get professional help.
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No matter how you slice or dice it, pedophilia is a mental illness. Even at age 45, you'd still want to wake up next to a 15 year old. Admit it and get professional help.


hahaha true, im kidding tho, my cut off age is 16...not 15
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i prefer older girls. they seem to be more mature. im 19 btw.
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hahaha true, im kidding tho, my cut off age is 16...not 15
I'm just basing the age guess on your Dakota Fanning thread
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i guessing you want have a kid
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your right/left hand counts as like/date?


j/k
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i lol'd
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your right/left hand counts as like/date?


j/k
maybe he has soft hands
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