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      03-08-2018, 01:28 PM   #1
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Do you have weird needs? (not pervy!)

A while back something blew up in politics and I had to open a tv. As a thanks for months now I've wanted this:



I don't approve the guy, probably the ingredients would make my hippie ass cry, but I want that. I don't have leaking ceilings, I have actual tools to fix stuff, but after I saw a newer version of that infomercial (is that an actual word?) I have to have that.

It's been months. I still want that and for a no good reason, I guess I could do that to my boat but I actually like fishing!

Anyone else being led on by the capitalists?
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I don't know how one would use the same towel to a car and kitchen. I mean I do both, cars and kitchens and that's a big no. Cars have feelings.

that company also does flex something tape which fixes just about everything and I'm not trying to be difficult but the infomercial I posted is like porn to everyone who has renovated anything! It can't work but if I lose my balance next summer while fishing while holing a drill and then the tape is the only way I can fix it while I'm on the lake with no floaters for the kids?

you can justify this purchase!! This is family security!
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      03-08-2018, 05:07 PM   #4
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A while back something blew up in politics and I had to open a tv. As a thanks for months now I've wanted this:



I don't approve the guy, probably the ingredients would make my hippie ass cry, but I want that. I don't have leaking ceilings, I have actual tools to fix stuff, but after I saw a newer version of that infomercial (is that an actual word?) I have to have that.

It's been months. I still want that and for a no good reason, I guess I could do that to my boat but I actually like fishing!

Anyone else being led on by the capitalists?
"Anyone else being led on by the capitalists?"

Posts this question on a luxury car forum, answers own question..

If it was not for capitalists and consumerism we would all be driving Toyota Echos


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If it was not for capitalists and consumerism we would all be driving Toyota Echos


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I'm dreaming of buying a can of spray on goe and capitalism was your issue?

Wait till I tell you all about the suction cup held slicer that would cut my cooking time by like 3 minutes per day.

And I won't comment on BMW making luxury cars since my sense of luxury is different than most of you here.
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It's been months. I still want that and for a no good reason, I guess I could do that to my boat but I actually like fishing!

Anyone else being led on by the capitalists?
My cousins that own a farm actually have this stuff and swear by it. It is expensive but it apparently works as advertised!
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My cousins that own a farm actually have this stuff and swear by it. It is expensive but it apparently works as advertised!
You're both confirming and killing my weirs crush.

I don't know how to feel about this but thank coffee I jav the slicer as a backup crush.
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What about green coffee?

I keep seeing all these fancy-ass fishing lures on FB. I actually bought 3, and now I'm a target. There are some you have to plug into a USB port to charge, and then the fishes DNA won't let them NOT strike!!!! I just couldn't strike myself for $30 for that one.
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OMG I thought I was the only one. Thanks for reassuring me I'm not going batshit crazy to want to climb up on my house to fix gutters with that stuff.
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It works, have several versions of the product around the house. When your house is 130 years old and it rains like it does in New Orleans, you keep a can or two in the tool kit.
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I love the infomercials about the knives where they just cut apart a bunch of otherwise useful items like shoes. Why would anyone need a knife to cut shoes?
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I love the infomercials about the knives where they just cut apart a bunch of otherwise useful items like shoes. Why would anyone need a knife to cut shoes?
Because if they can easily cut through shoes, just imagine how easily they will cut up a dead body...
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What about green coffee?

I keep seeing all these fancy-ass fishing lures on FB. I actually bought 3, and now I'm a target. There are some you have to plug into a USB port to charge, and then the fishes DNA won't let them NOT strike!!!! I just couldn't strike myself for $30 for that one.
I may or may not have fishing gear inherited from a former fisher who's wife banned the hobby after seeing him ordering products like that.

As for the rest of you saying that stuff works: Thanks. Maybe now I can go back to dreaming about the salad maker!
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Haha i laughed when i saw the truck go into the water and than saw a boat motor on the back lol seriously, does this chit work
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Haha i laughed when i saw the truck go into the water and than saw a boat motor on the back lol seriously, does this chit work
The guys here say it does, so crushing on this product is done! Go find your own weird product crush! I'm so thankful I still have the weird vegetable slicer I can dream about since using knifes is so time consuming.

I don't even know if we have aluminum boats here in Finland but I have to find one, cut it in half and then tape it together. I'm not even sure if I'm a victim of an infomercial or just stupid but I have to try that tape and I can't think of a saner test than that!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0799...rislicer&psc=1

That's my second obsession!
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It is the screen door bottomed bass boat that has me daydreaming. And I'm thinking it would make a great paint treatment - way cooler than those matte vinyl wraps or a clear-bra, and way more protection from stone chips.

And FWIW, I once edged my entire yard (driveway, walkway, and the front curb) in about 15 minutes with one of those ginsu knives. Nothing like a visit from the in-laws to spur creativity.
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This is family security!
Wait! Your profile says you don't own a car.
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