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11-16-2021, 08:47 PM | #12079 |
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So, I just left the gym about 10 minutes ago. On the way out, in the parking lot, I passed this very hot Latin lady. I mean, women don’t come any sexier or prettier than this lady. I’d say, she’s early 40s, about as tall as I am at 5’ 10”. To me, that seems tall for a woman. She has long, straight black hair. She’s very athletic, just how I like. A nice set of fakies in her short top, thin waist, slight bubble butt in her boy shorts and very tan, long legs. She has a lot of colorful tats though. And, tats don’t really turn me on. I haven’t noticed what her tats are. I’ve seen her a few times, upstairs in the weight room. We’ve passed each other twice and both times we made eye contact. Anyway, when I passed her in the parking lot tonight we made eye contact, briefly. She smiled and said, “hi”. It took me so much by surprise, that I couldn’t get any words out and I just kept walking. I felt my face get flushed and hot. I’m not sure why. But, next time I see her, I’m just going to say, “hi” and just say something like, “I’m sorry I didn’t say hi back to you the other night. You just caught me by surprise”. I’ll let you guys/ladies know what happens next.
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11-17-2021, 05:06 AM | #12083 | |
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Got a call from my buddy yesterday, he's hosting their annual monkey fest in April. Girl that started in our 3D printing really wants to go so she got the golden ticket this year. It's a pretty wild experience, people from around the US just come hang out with monkeys. Monkeys by the pool, "vendor" tents selling monkey outfits and shit. Saw two monkeys fight and I got bit by a fucking capuchin (sp?). It's fucking wild and hilarious. |
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11-17-2021, 09:05 AM | #12084 | |
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None of us like anything that you say, but please continue with your bullshit. Ignore button engaged. Ahhhhh....that's better.
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11-17-2021, 09:19 AM | #12085 | |
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The visitor section of his page looks like a laundry list of ignored buttons pressed.
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You too??? I'm just glad I know a fellow member who came from the same humble beginnings. |
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11-17-2021, 10:53 AM | #12087 |
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Whatever you prefer buddy. We don't judge in here.
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11-17-2021, 01:54 PM | #12091 |
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Sorry brotatoe chip, brain no function good. My 10 girlfriends keep wanting so much sex I can't focus on being coherent. THANKS OBAMA.
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11-17-2021, 02:49 PM | #12092 | |
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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
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Honey, you have my phone number! As always, feel free to use it! I do miss you, Billie!
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11-17-2021, 03:43 PM | #12096 |
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The level of investment you have in the opinions of forum people is fascinating. Honestly its the main reason I think youre completely full of bullshit. You sound like the kid at camp who has the girlfriend "in Canada."
My mind simply cant comprehend how someone who was living the life you claim to be living could have an ego fragile enough to have to come into the OT of a car forum, brag about it, and then put the effort you have into defending the brag. You really do remind me of that porsche959 guy, I honestly think this is just another sock (as is whatever account you claim is on your nuts as well, which is another layer of pathetic in itself). |
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I adore you. Do remember me if I can assist you in your climb up, or if you just need a rude chat about the cars of today.
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11-17-2021, 04:41 PM | #12098 | |
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The cars of today? Fucking dumb. All of them. Have you seen BMW's lineup past 2018? The grill on a fucking four series?! Had a 2 series loaner and it felt like a Nissan Altima. Also saw a commercial for a Mitsubishi SUV...., WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN SELL MITSUBISHI VEHICLES ANYMORE? |
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11-17-2021, 04:54 PM | #12099 | |
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11-17-2021, 06:37 PM | #12100 | |
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Level of investment? It seems like it’s the other way around. You’re mind has comprehension problems because your mind can’t get you to a point in life where I am. And, it just twists your panties all up. I think they might also be jammed up. Better wash them. My nuts? Girlfriend #2 just got done tea bagging them. Now I’m off to the gym. I’m hoping to run into the pretty lady that said hi to me last night. Ciao for now! |
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