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      11-16-2021, 08:47 PM   #12079
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So, I just left the gym about 10 minutes ago. On the way out, in the parking lot, I passed this very hot Latin lady. I mean, women don’t come any sexier or prettier than this lady. I’d say, she’s early 40s, about as tall as I am at 5’ 10”. To me, that seems tall for a woman. She has long, straight black hair. She’s very athletic, just how I like. A nice set of fakies in her short top, thin waist, slight bubble butt in her boy shorts and very tan, long legs. She has a lot of colorful tats though. And, tats don’t really turn me on. I haven’t noticed what her tats are. I’ve seen her a few times, upstairs in the weight room. We’ve passed each other twice and both times we made eye contact. Anyway, when I passed her in the parking lot tonight we made eye contact, briefly. She smiled and said, “hi”. It took me so much by surprise, that I couldn’t get any words out and I just kept walking. I felt my face get flushed and hot. I’m not sure why. But, next time I see her, I’m just going to say, “hi” and just say something like, “I’m sorry I didn’t say hi back to you the other night. You just caught me by surprise”. I’ll let you guys/ladies know what happens next.
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      11-16-2021, 09:11 PM   #12080
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So, I just left the gym about 10 minutes ago. On the way out, in the parking lot, I passed this very hot Latin lady. I mean, women don’t come any sexier or prettier than this lady. I’d say, she’s early 40s, about as tall as I am at 5’ 10”. To me, that seems tall for a woman. She has long, straight black hair. She’s very athletic, just how I like. A nice set of fakies in her short top, thin waist, slight bubble butt in her boy shorts and very tan, long legs. She has a lot of colorful tats though. And, tats don’t really turn me on. I haven’t noticed what her tats are. I’ve seen her a few times, upstairs in the weight room. We’ve passed each other twice and both times we made eye contact. Anyway, when I passed her in the parking lot tonight we made eye contact, briefly. She smiled and said, “hi”. It took me so much by surprise, that I couldn’t get any words out and I just kept walking. I felt my face get flushed and hot. I’m not sure why. But, next time I see her, I’m just going to say, “hi” and just say something like, “I’m sorry I didn’t say hi back to you the other night. You just caught me by surprise”. I’ll let you guys/ladies know what happens next.



haha, it happens. Definitely make sure you get right next time.
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Damn what happened in the time I was gone with that one dude???

Also a few updates:
- we texted back and forth yesterday. i appreciate the closure but we both made it very clear that it is over over

- i did make a hinge account over the weekend but deleted it monday morning, i realized this was only going to give me fomo at the moment. also it wouldn't be fair to go on a date with someone only for me to be like "haha yea my ex used to do that too". i'm not 100% moved on, need a week or so i think

- went out with friends last saturday, the bar we went out wasn't that great i guess, just didnt feel like meeting anyone. met one of the girls who work in the yoga studio in my building today though, she seems very nice
Anytime I read your posts I'm constantly reminded of how young you are and I always leave impressed about how mature you are.

Nice going Pickle!
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      11-16-2021, 10:40 PM   #12082
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That’s funny! I’ve only provided you guys with over a dozen pictures in various threads. Yeah, I’m lying! You just can’t come grips that your life has been an under performing mess. So, you have to pick on those who have achieved their goals.
Uh....yeah, ok. Whatever you need to tell yourself.

It's not my fault that my life has been sub par. I was born into a very poor immigrant family that moved to the U.S. when I was only months old. I recall eating off of a dirt floor as a child. My mother and father worked multiple jobs to take care of my grandmother's life threatening illnesses, which didn't leave much for us. I've been poor and have had an extremely hard life. The only real pleasure I get out of life, is coming here and enjoying the comradery of my fellow BP members. Now that you have showed up, I constantly have to look at your posts of your fancy cars and hear you go on and on about a life that I wish I had. There. Does that make you feel better?

Seriously though, none of that is accurate. You bring it on yourself. I've said it once and I'll continue to say it for as long you continue to bombard us with your bullshit, you're just fucking annoying. Whether your full of shit or not, no one cares. We all wish you'd go annoy other people. BTW, your money, cars, homes and women are of no concern to us. None of it makes you look cool or successful. You make yourself look like a damn fool and we are forced to watch. I know extremely poor people who are an absolute pleasure to be around and then there is you - the complete polar opposite. The saying of money doesn't buy class is aimed directly at you. Enjoy your money, your cars and whatever else, because if you knew how people really felt about you; none of that would matter to you anymore. You're seriously ridiculous and the fact that you think it has anything to do with my lack of success in life shows exactly what you know about anything....other than yourself that you somehow can not just shut the fuck up about. Seriously, go somewhere else. You've already ruined this thread to a point where most of us don't even come in here because of you. Have you not noticed that no one appreciates your posts or comments on them? Figure it out and fuck off elsewhere.
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      11-17-2021, 05:06 AM   #12083
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Damn what happened in the time I was gone with that one dude???

Also a few updates:
- we texted back and forth yesterday. i appreciate the closure but we both made it very clear that it is over over

- i did make a hinge account over the weekend but deleted it monday morning, i realized this was only going to give me fomo at the moment. also it wouldn't be fair to go on a date with someone only for me to be like "haha yea my ex used to do that too". i'm not 100% moved on, need a week or so i think

- went out with friends last saturday, the bar we went out wasn't that great i guess, just didnt feel like meeting anyone. met one of the girls who work in the yoga studio in my building today though, she seems very nice
Good stuff man. The last part is where the gold is at. Hinge and all that shit isn't terrible, although you will meet some unique people (ha), but just put the ex stuff behind you and focus on the road forward. Sure some will do things your ex did, but don't need to mention it.


Got a call from my buddy yesterday, he's hosting their annual monkey fest in April. Girl that started in our 3D printing really wants to go so she got the golden ticket this year. It's a pretty wild experience, people from around the US just come hang out with monkeys. Monkeys by the pool, "vendor" tents selling monkey outfits and shit. Saw two monkeys fight and I got bit by a fucking capuchin (sp?). It's fucking wild and hilarious.
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Yeah, guess what. My family started out as poor as you. That’s probably why I am where I am. If you don’t like what I have to say, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. I’ll post what I want, when I want. And just for that I’m going to post how and who I lost my virginity to. It’s a good read. It is date related. Let’s try to stay on topic for now on. Stay tuned.
I'm not poor.

None of us like anything that you say, but please continue with your bullshit. Ignore button engaged. Ahhhhh....that's better.
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      11-17-2021, 09:19 AM   #12085
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Anytime I read your posts I'm constantly reminded of how young you are and I always leave impressed about how mature you are.

Nice going Pickle!
Same. Very astute young lad. That's our Pickle.

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      11-17-2021, 10:10 AM   #12086
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I thought it was “as a gay black man.”
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      11-17-2021, 10:53 AM   #12087
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I thought it was "as a gay black man."
Whatever you prefer buddy. We don't judge in here.
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      11-17-2021, 12:13 PM   #12088
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Whatever you prefer buddy. We don't judge in here.
Actually, . . .
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actually, . . .
Atchshuaallllyyy.....
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      11-17-2021, 01:33 PM   #12090
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Atchshuaallllyyy.....
Listen, Mr. Big-City. We don't take kindly to folks walking in here, making fun. See, I understand you're just joking, but my mule don't like laughin . .
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Listen, Mr. Big-City. We don't take kindly to folks walking in here, making fun. See, I understand you're just joking, but my mule don't like laughin . .
Sorry brotatoe chip, brain no function good. My 10 girlfriends keep wanting so much sex I can't focus on being coherent. THANKS OBAMA.
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Literally, we buy goats

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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
So you DO still trickle into OT. Haven't seen you post since they let me back on. Hope you're doing well, need to shoot you a message and catch up, been a while.
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So you DO still trickle into OT. Haven't seen you post since they let me back on. Hope you're doing well, need to shoot you a message and catch up, been a while.
Honey, you have my phone number! As always, feel free to use it! I do miss you, Billie!
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Honey, you have my phone number! As always, feel free to use it! I do miss you, Billie!
I've neglected maintaining communication with a lot of close friends with everything going on, as sad as it is to admit. Miss you as well dearest banana! We will be in touch soon!
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The level of investment you have in the opinions of forum people is fascinating. Honestly its the main reason I think youre completely full of bullshit. You sound like the kid at camp who has the girlfriend "in Canada."

My mind simply cant comprehend how someone who was living the life you claim to be living could have an ego fragile enough to have to come into the OT of a car forum, brag about it, and then put the effort you have into defending the brag.

You really do remind me of that porsche959 guy, I honestly think this is just another sock (as is whatever account you claim is on your nuts as well, which is another layer of pathetic in itself).
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I've neglected maintaining communication with a lot of close friends with everything going on, as sad as it is to admit. Miss you as well dearest banana! We will be in touch soon!
I adore you. Do remember me if I can assist you in your climb up, or if you just need a rude chat about the cars of today.
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I adore you. Do remember me if I can assist you in your climb up, or if you just need a rude chat about the cars of today.
Everything in my world is fantastic to be honest. Irritated with work, but suppose it's more of a first world problem.

The cars of today? Fucking dumb. All of them. Have you seen BMW's lineup past 2018? The grill on a fucking four series?! Had a 2 series loaner and it felt like a Nissan Altima. Also saw a commercial for a Mitsubishi SUV...., WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN SELL MITSUBISHI VEHICLES ANYMORE?
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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
Don't forget about the booty pics in the bright red heels.

It ain't the holidays without it?

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The level of investment you have in the opinions of forum people is fascinating. Honestly its the main reason I think youre completely full of bullshit. You sound like the kid at camp who has the girlfriend "in Canada."

My mind simply cant comprehend how someone who was living the life you claim to be living could have an ego fragile enough to have to come into the OT of a car forum, brag about it, and then put the effort you have into defending the brag.

You really do remind me of that porsche959 guy, I honestly think this is just another sock (as is whatever account you claim is on your nuts as well, which is another layer of pathetic in itself).
Wow, so angry today!

Level of investment? It seems like it’s the other way around.

You’re mind has comprehension problems because your mind can’t get you to a point in life where I am. And, it just twists your panties all up. I think they might also be jammed up. Better wash them.

My nuts? Girlfriend #2 just got done tea bagging them. Now I’m off to the gym. I’m hoping to run into the pretty lady that said hi to me last night. Ciao for now!
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