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      01-16-2020, 02:31 PM   #89
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A quick glance in my thread : "What are you sipping on lately", Should educate you rather quickly as to what I drink.
I was giving you shit. I don't care what you drink.
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I'm getting the ready to start the manicure-pedicure thread.
Since you brought it up I'm a oil buff guy, neva eva use clear polish, that's just weird

True story, I got a health salon call for a re roof, the owners were involved with all the hiring no GC, I put in my bid and got it, I priced it high, surprisingly they verbally accepted quickly, I visited the site contract in hand and to talk about the details then his wife came to the scene, we shaked hands... right away she gave me a glare, your hands are very soft she said, you do not participate during the job? likely just a paper contractor using all subs with no hands on work, in short we're going in another direction.

Notes: I do work on my projects, I'm not a laborer but I'm on every site working/supervising she did not like my neat, clean and soft hands.

being neat cost me $25k easy
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More likely cheap wine coolers. A 6-pack for the lot of them will be enough to have them crawling around like lizards.
I will admit that I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking. Never really cared for it and haven't had any alcohol in probably 10 years or longer.

I would be the first one tapping out!
Santorini Greece, last spring with my wife, outdoor open restaurant, Her: Jake, don't be gay, have one drink, it's beautiful

I had a "skinny girl" mojito, aka the gay version

I only drink a few times a year, Wife drinks wine almost every dinner, honey/whiskey in her hot tea all the time
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      01-17-2020, 01:38 PM   #92
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I have decided I would like to change my response in this thread. My favorite lotion is my girlfriends spit.
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      01-17-2020, 03:44 PM   #93
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May a huntsman spider bite you on the nutsack and a tiger snake paralyze you such that you are unable to treat it...

I now drive an Audi. AND I like it!
Considering your username you should know a joke when you hear it.
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Considering your username you should know a joke when you hear it.
Oh I do - hence I gave you the time out of my day to actually research poisonous animals in Australia to make my response hit closer to home. The effort was not finding a poisonous animal in Australia naturally, no, the effort was weeding out the thousands of poisonous animals that call Australia home to narrow it down to the most appropriate two animals!

But seriously...do you lot honestly have a snail that can kill you down there? A fricking snail? I think its a beautiful place from the very little I've seen on TV, but I'd be so paranoid I think my head would be on constant swivel, wondering if that innocent looking fly might be able to kill me somehow...
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What, no Red-Back or Eastern Brown, you are going soft on me. Over here, just be careful where you put your feet & fingers and you'll be ok. Plus check your armpits, crotch & behind your ears for Paralysis Ticks.....no, just messing with you.

Anyway, we are WAY off-topic! I'm a soap & water kind of guy, but 2 products that I use regularly are Imperial Leather after-shave and (bless it) my Deep Heat Arthritis Cream. I have learnt how to manage my arthritis but it does rear it's ugly head now & then. When it does, Deep Heat takes the sharpness out of it's bite.
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