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      09-22-2016, 08:10 AM   #39425
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I'm on kind of a rusty saw kick lately.
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That's kind of an unfair judgment - I've been off the training wheels for weeks now!
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Don't plan any trips to Charlotte this weekend....
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Don't plan any trips to Charlotte this weekend....
What about Ashville?


Do you know any places to camp out there? I've been debating going on a weekend..., depending on the hunting schedule at least.
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      09-22-2016, 09:38 AM   #39438
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What about Ashville?


Do you know any places to camp out there? I've been debating going on a weekend..., depending on the hunting schedule at least.
Any place with banjo music is safe. I promise.
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Any place with banjo music is safe. I promise.
...., why do I feel like you can't be trusted..., smells fishy in here. (yes my legs are closed).
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      09-22-2016, 09:50 AM   #39440
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Hey Axius - just do like the rest of the hippy tree-huggers and sleep in downtown.

Hot Springs is a cool little camp ground - about 35 minutes outside of Asheville, and the drive is very nice on a bike.

https://www.exploreasheville.com/pla...y/campgrounds/

^is probably the best source.
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A friend of mine graduated COLLEGE when Axius was 2. A close friend.
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One of my best friends graduated college when I was 2. Meaningless! Sack up and use your own age, gramps.
Wow...did the audit team just hand you a few files with some DTA / DTL's in them? That's an awesome response.

What I liked most about it, is when I read the words "Sack up" in relation to jtodd_fl, I immediately thought of this
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That's kind of an unfair judgment - I've been off the training wheels for weeks now!
You ride a unicycle? You must have some pretty sweet balance / skills for an accountant (whom are normally known to be as flexible as a 2x4, or perhaps that's just me)
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Wow...did the audit team just hand you a few files with some DTA / DTL's in them? That's an awesome response.

What I liked most about it, is when I read the words "Sack up" in relation to jtodd_fl, I immediately thought of this
Don't make me sack you, I mean smack you.
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      09-22-2016, 10:52 AM   #39446
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You ride a unicycle? You must have some pretty sweet balance / skills for an accountant (whom are normally known to be as flexible as a 2x4, or perhaps that's just me)
She's like 4'3", is Asian and deadly with a blade. That pretty much prequalifies her to join Cirque performance groups.
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