The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I'm the lightest weight of lightweights……197 lbs. of muscular lightweight. I'll be burping bubbles off one Malibu & pineapple.

Do you have one of those little umbrellas in that brother?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Murf993

Do you have one of those little umbrellas in that brother?

If it comes with it, I'm all for it. I love a good Scooby Snack too….especially when the bartender can make it glow.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

If it comes with it, I'm all for it. I love a good Scooby Snack too….especially when the bartender can make it glow.

Respect

[jamesinaz]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Huffing Freon. Wow!

Wow. My AC guy told me if I needed to refill my home AC unit it could run up to $2,000. Maybe these freaks should stick with cocaine. It might be cheaper.

[NorCalAthlete]

Damn, I gotta plan another road trip for this drinks get together...

[Joekerr]

So Sedan_Clan - how'd the wet lab go? Let us know when you get the results.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

So Sedan_Clan - how'd the wet lab go? Let us know when you get the results.

Today's class session is from 12:30pm-8:30pm, so I'm guessing the wet lab will take place after lunch (….which is around 4:30pm). I wish I was at home in my onesie with a pizza.

[ramman434]

Yes, I'm curious as well, as I wasn't able to make a flight out to participate lol

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Today's class session is from 12:30pm-8:30pm, so I'm guessing the wet lab will take place after lunch (….which is around 4:30pm). I wish I was at home in my onesie with a pizza.

You know how to live guy.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Today's class session is from 12:30pm-8:30pm, so I'm guessing the wet lab will take place after lunch (….which is around 4:30pm). I wish I was at home in my onesie with a pizza.

Onesie? Is that what you call her? Interesting.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by ramman434

Yes, I'm curious as well, as I wasn't able to make a flight out to participate lol

I am going to try to facilitate a gathering of sorts. A weekend with the Bimmerpost gals & gents.

Originally Posted by Murf993

You know how to live guy.

Life is better with no underwear on. Lol!

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

Onesie? Is that what you call her? Interesting.

I call her "stress relief."

[ramman434]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I am going to try to facilitate a gathering of sorts. A weekend with the Bimmerpost gals & gents.

Hmm, I like this. I'll tell my wife I have a random "business" trip that requires me out on the West Coast for several days with delinquents...err I mean, car enthusiasts, that will have full police supervision.

That last bit should get the go-ahead lol

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by ramman434

Hmm, I like this. I'll tell my wife I have a random "business" trip that requires me out on the West Coast for several days with delinquents...err I mean, car enthusiasts, that will have full police supervision.

That last bit should get the go-ahead lol

You've never partied with cops, have you?

[NorCalAthlete]

Originally Posted by ramman434

Hmm, I like this. I'll tell my wife I have a random "business" trip that requires me out on the West Coast for several days with delinquents...err I mean, car enthusiasts, that will have full police supervision.

That last bit should get the go-ahead lol

There are some pretty sweet AirBnB's that could accommodate a healthy amount of people to include pool, hot tub, BBQing, and plenty of driveway space...

[Randy Johnson]

OP: what's the deal with drinking and driving? If I have 1 beer and get pulled over but am under the legal limit in my state will I go to jail?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Randy Johnson

OP: what's the deal with drinking and driving? If I have 1 beer and get pulled over but am under the legal limit in my state will I go to jail?

If the law enforcement official can prove impairment, yep! The admin per se limit doesn't have to be met.

[rwheels]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I am going to try to facilitate a gathering of sorts. A weekend with the Bimmerpost gals & gents.




Life is better with no underwear on. Lol!






I call her "stress relief."

Manuala?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by rwheels

Manuala?

When she arrives in Jan.

[ramman434]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

You've never partied with cops, have you?

Have before. 12/10 would do it again lol

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

You've never partied with cops, have you?

Originally Posted by ramman434

Have before. 12/10 would do it again lol

Same with doctors. Did a beer bus tour with a bunch of them, me and three doctors carpooled to the bus and on the way there, one of them breaks out this pill bottle and starts handing us each one.

They all looked at it, recognized it, and popped it no problem. Me, a little more hesitant, was like...well, what is it? Turns out it was nothing at all really, just something to help prevent the hangover feeling in the morning. Can't remember what it was called. I don't think I drank enough anyways to have a hangover, but I guess it worked.

They're entertaining!

[UncleWede]

One of my Sarge buddies, I was giving a hard time this pm because he walked right by my in .99 store. He was looking for the "weiner wagger" who ran into the store. They found him in the ceiling. . .

Anyway, I was telling him "Right about now I should be doing a wet dui lab"

"Over in Oxnard, they invited me too!"

"No, I was SUPPOSED to be down at LASD"


So there were gonna be a few more than average on the roads today

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

One of my Sarge buddies, I was giving a hard time this pm because he walked right by my in .99 store. He was looking for the "weiner wagger" who ran into the store. They found him in the ceiling. . .

Anyway, I was telling him "Right about now I should be doing a wet dui lab"

"Over in Oxnard, they invited me too!"

"No, I was SUPPOSED to be down at LASD"


So there were gonna be a few more than average on the roads today

My buddy at Oxnard P.D. told me about their's today too. He just started with them; he goes 10-8 on Tuesday. He left LASD and was my academy classmate.