Caption Contest! $10 PayPal to the Winner! $7 & $3 for 2nd/3rd!

inabis · 06-17-2009, 05:51 PM

1) When you said it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway I just thought of the biggest thing I had..

2) Sorry I got all excited, I thought you said they sold muff-burgers here...

3) Where's the beef?

I'm done

ThorsHammer · 06-17-2009, 05:54 PM

"He said he was there for the oil-change special."

choicez · 06-17-2009, 06:38 PM

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smartys · 06-17-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankiE90

Price of a Blue Polo Shirt......$50.00....

Cost of a phone call to your insurance company during peak hours....$10.00..

Price of a Mercedes SLK Roadster......$50,000

Undeniably proving to the world that Mercedes Benz Drivers are IDIOTIC DOUCHEBAGS........Priceless.....

TwnTrboCAT1212 · 06-17-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slowpoke

The whistles go WOOOOO

LMAO!!

FrankiE90 · 06-17-2009, 08:03 PM

Dont mess with TEXAS!!! Biaaattcchhhh!!!

RWC335i · 06-17-2009, 09:07 PM

"And I thought driving around in this chick's car made me look like a total deuchebag, just wait they put this on the 5 o'clock news..."

"Please don't tell my wife about the girl you found under the dash...."

"That Passat's plate had me trippin man, I didnt know where I was for a minute...."

Auto_Armour335i · 06-17-2009, 09:18 PM

MB Douchbag "I was aiming for my wife, stupid door got in the way"

radix · 06-17-2009, 09:33 PM

I can haz cheezburger?

Aww fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

D1911 · 06-17-2009, 09:51 PM

I can't believe you've done this

iheartsole · 06-17-2009, 10:21 PM

hAHAHHahahah

BillLee · 06-17-2009, 10:21 PM

Wife: Where are you now?
Douchebag: I'm right here in front of Whataburger. Do you want anything?

mesropb23 · 06-17-2009, 10:52 PM

"I swear it's not my fault"

GAaaAR · 06-17-2009, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankiE90

"I beat a Passat! We raced from a dig and I instantly pulled 1 car length and stayed that way for 2 hours!"

slowpoke · 06-18-2009, 12:01 AM

"Hey Mandeep....I win!"

sandyeggo325i · 06-18-2009, 12:11 AM

"objects in windshield may be closer than they appear"

addy85 · 06-18-2009, 01:36 AM

"objects in the mirror are closer then they appear!"

bimmer01 · 06-18-2009, 07:29 AM

"The forecast was calling for hail and I just freaked out!"

ThorsHammer · 06-18-2009, 09:39 AM

I think I might close the contest this Saturday instead of waiting a full week.

So the prizes will be $10 for first, $7 for second, and $3 for third. I'll also pull one random name for $5.

What about this one?

"Eh? Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?" <--You either get it or you don't.

d3l0n · 06-18-2009, 01:13 PM

"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A Z4!"

or

"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BMW!"

UncleWede · 06-18-2009, 01:19 PM

"Honey, I can't hear you. What? a Burger?" smash . . .

My vote: Mandeep!!!!!!

len56 · 06-18-2009, 02:00 PM

I can't believe I've done this.

06-17-2009, 05:51 PM	#89
inabis Captain 288 Rep 955 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Daytona Beach->Denver->Seattle->The Bay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	1) When you said it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway I just thought of the biggest thing I had.. 2) Sorry I got all excited, I thought you said they sold muff-burgers here... 3) Where's the beef? I'm done Attached Images __________________
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06-17-2009, 05:54 PM	#90
ThorsHammer Major 82 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: '09 BMW 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Antonio, TX iTrader: (10)	"He said he was there for the oil-change special." __________________ "SYONRA" is for sale! http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=366678 BSM '09 e92 335i \| Performance: JB3, RR Catted DP's, INJEN DCI, Britalman Exhst, AA FMIC, FORGE DVs \| Suspension: ST-V1 Coils, Hotchkis Chassis Brace & F/R Sways \| Wheels: Bremmer Kraft BR03s, Brake Performance Rotors, Cool Carbon Pads, ECS Lines \| Exterior: OEM Aero Lip/Rear, ****** CF Trunk Lid, BLUX5 Angels, M-Force M3 Sides \| Interior: Passport 9500ci, Black Trim, M3 Wheel
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06-17-2009, 06:38 PM	#91
choicez Major 264 Rep 1,124 Posts Drives: you mad Join Date: May 2009 Location: LA iTrader: (15)
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06-17-2009, 08:03 PM	#94
FrankiE90 Major General 657 Rep 8,801 Posts Drives: Krooked Sk8board Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Pasadena, Ca iTrader: (11)	Dont mess with TEXAS!!! Biaaattcchhhh!!! __________________ FrankiE90 AKA:.[The TANK] *CLICK THE SIG E90s (been gone but not forgotten) • KW clubsports • • • • • • • • • • 18" BBS GT4 // Build E30 (pending) + E46 M3 Wagon ESTORIL Blue
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06-17-2009, 09:07 PM	#95
RWC335i New Member 2 Rep 5 Posts Drives: 2007 BMW 335i Coupe AW Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: CT/NYC iTrader: (1)	"And I thought driving around in this chick's car made me look like a total deuchebag, just wait they put this on the 5 o'clock news..." "Please don't tell my wife about the girl you found under the dash...." "That Passat's plate had me trippin man, I didnt know where I was for a minute...." __________________ 2007 335i Coupe Alpine White/Black Leather/Gray Poplar/6-speed/Premium/Sport/Cold Weather. 19" Iforged Equips/35% Tint/Matte Grilles/M3 Spoiler
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06-17-2009, 09:18 PM	#96
Auto_Armour335i First Lieutenant 28 Rep 385 Posts Drives: E92 Montego 335i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA iTrader: (2)	MB Douchbag "I was aiming for my wife, stupid door got in the way"
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06-17-2009, 09:33 PM	#97
radix you know he kills little girls like you 390 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	I can haz cheezburger? Aww fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
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06-17-2009, 09:51 PM	#98
D1911 Private First Class 34 Rep 116 Posts Drives: 08 S2k Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I can't believe you've done this
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06-17-2009, 10:21 PM	#99
iheartsole Brigadier General 85 Rep 4,929 Posts Drives: 08 335i coupe Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego iTrader: (2)	hAHAHHahahah
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06-17-2009, 10:21 PM	#100
BillLee Major General 681 Rep 5,382 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HTX iTrader: (21) Garage List 09 E92 M3 [9.00]	Wife: Where are you now? Douchebag: I'm right here in front of Whataburger. Do you want anything? __________________ Follow me on instagram: billy.by
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06-17-2009, 10:52 PM	#101
mesropb23 Lieutenant 30 Rep 594 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (6)	"I swear it's not my fault"
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06-18-2009, 12:01 AM	#103
slowpoke Second Lieutenant 10 Rep 208 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0)	"Hey Mandeep....I win!"
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06-18-2009, 12:11 AM	#104
sandyeggo325i Captain 67 Rep 629 Posts Drives: BMW e90 \| 09 Accord V6 EXL Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Diego iTrader: (6)	"objects in windshield may be closer than they appear" __________________ SG e90 \| Black Dakota Leather \| ZPP \| ZSP \| 19" BBS LM Reps \| Steptronic iDrive \| Aluminum Trim \| Xenon \| CF Roundels \| 15% Tint
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06-18-2009, 01:36 AM	#105
addy85 Got beef? 139 Rep 3,646 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Arlington Texas iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	"objects in the mirror are closer then they appear!" __________________ Special Thanks to AU335
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06-18-2009, 07:29 AM	#106
bimmer01 Private First Class 15 Rep 188 Posts Drives: 2008 328i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: myrtle beach, sc iTrader: (4)	"The forecast was calling for hail and I just freaked out!"
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06-18-2009, 09:39 AM	#107
ThorsHammer Major 82 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: '09 BMW 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Antonio, TX iTrader: (10)	I think I might close the contest this Saturday instead of waiting a full week. So the prizes will be $10 for first, $7 for second, and $3 for third. I'll also pull one random name for $5. What about this one? "Eh? Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?" <--You either get it or you don't. __________________ "SYONRA" is for sale! http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=366678 BSM '09 e92 335i \| Performance: JB3, RR Catted DP's, INJEN DCI, Britalman Exhst, AA FMIC, FORGE DVs \| Suspension: ST-V1 Coils, Hotchkis Chassis Brace & F/R Sways \| Wheels: Bremmer Kraft BR03s, Brake Performance Rotors, Cool Carbon Pads, ECS Lines \| Exterior: OEM Aero Lip/Rear, ****** CF Trunk Lid, BLUX5 Angels, M-Force M3 Sides \| Interior: Passport 9500ci, Black Trim, M3 Wheel
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06-18-2009, 01:13 PM	#108
d3l0n I love the ///M3, but I want 550hp ///M5 141 Rep 3,276 Posts Drives: BMW330iE90 Join Date: May 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i (E90) [9.00]	"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A Z4!" or "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A BMW!" __________________ .::d3l0n::. FS: OEM SG Side Skirts - Sparkling Graphite - PRE-LCI FS: OEM Carbon Fiber Rear Diffuser FS: (SG) E90 OEM Rear Bumper - Sparkling Graphite - Pre-LCI 328/330 i/xi
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06-18-2009, 01:19 PM	#109
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18102 Rep 9,383 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	"Honey, I can't hear you. What? a Burger?" smash . . . My vote: Mandeep!!!!!!
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06-18-2009, 02:00 PM	#110
len56 Private 351 Rep 85 Posts Drives: like a gentleman Join Date: May 2009 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	I can't believe I've done this. __________________ i love german cars
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