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      01-26-2017, 02:22 PM   #45871
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It's like I tell every woman that enters my life; you'll never find another like me.
Agreed, and I wouldn't want an other like you! Nothing compares to the real billup I know and love!

FYI, she gave you a raise, but she cut down your uniform. I told you she is a bitch! Plus she makes you wash cars where as I was just happy with you flexing the muscles while pretending to be busy.

Your loss.

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The real question though is, does that statement give them hope, or make them sad?
You really don't get enough credit for being one fucking hilarious man. For that post alone you're free from your date obligations with me for the entire January.

How's the pregnancy going? All good?
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You really don't get enough credit for being one fucking hilarious man. For that post alone you're free from your date obligations with me for the entire January.

How's the pregnancy going? All good?
January is almost over - can I apply the credit to February instead? Although...that is the shortest month of the year, so really, it ought to be March, and you should just throw in February as a freebie.

Pregnancy is all good so far - finding out the gender next week!
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Fine! I'll find a new one!



Fuck the USA, some bitch just stole my cheap pool boy who I had trained oh so well!



Aww. I always like you. You just attack at random and I end up wondering if my old method of ignoring you wasn't the best one after all.
I didn't attack you, all i said was you're emotionally unpredictable. One day you like me for sending a greeting card to a kid in Ohio or buying goats, the next day you hate me.
Kinda like what you do to Axius, he's a great pool boy then you fire him. Lol
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I didn't attack you, all i said was you're emotionally unpredictable. One day you like me for sending a greeting card to a kid in Ohio or buying goats, the next day you hate me.
Kinda like what you do to Axius, he's a great pool boy then you fire him. Lol
Can you please refer to my posts showing this hate? And goats goats bought?

Ax and I hated each other on sight when I joined this forum. It took over a year for us to become friends, and currently we text daily almost. I can and probably will fire him 40 times on this forum, and he can find a new employer a hundred times after each of those, but neither of us have to question our friendship.
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      01-26-2017, 02:40 PM   #45875
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January is almost over - can I apply the credit to February instead? Although...that is the shortest month of the year, so really, it ought to be March, and you should just throw in February as a freebie.

Pregnancy is all good so far - finding out the gender next week!
No, but you'll get the next feb 30th off too as a compromise.
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Can you please refer to my posts showing this hate? And goats goats bought?

Ax and I hated each other on sight when I joined this forum. It took over a year for us to become friends, and currently we text daily almost. I can and probably will fire him 40 times on this forum, and he can find a new employer a hundred times after each of those, but neither of us have to question our friendship.
Your husband is cool with your pool boy/ emotional friend? Lol
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Your husband is cool with your pool boy/ emotional friend? Lol
I have a few female palls, one adopted sister and all other friends I have are male, or the wives of the mentioned friends (the hang arounds when you're young but at this stage we too are friends for sure.).

Billie is someone even my kids know about. When I got my dog hurt my kids went like "mom Billie is right. This sucks but you really want to listen to him even if he's a complete nra dork. Stop bitching!"

This is a public forum, so joking crudely is allowed.
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Agreed, and I wouldn't want an other like you! Nothing compares to the real billup I know and love!

FYI, she gave you a raise, but she cut down your uniform. I told you she is a bitch! Plus she makes you wash cars where as I was just happy with you flexing the muscles while pretending to be busy.

Your loss.
Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.
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Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.
How'd the work discussion go btw - did you get a chance to meet with the manager?
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Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.
But I was a great boss! You said so yourself when I tied you up and did that thing to you..

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How'd the work discussion go btw - did you get a chance to meet with the manager?
I'd so totally send a friend invite but...
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Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.
I post your pictures on revenge porn sites and make $$$. How else do you think I can afford your wages?
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I didn't attack you, all i said was you're emotionally unpredictable. One day you like me for sending a greeting card to a kid in Ohio or buying goats, the next day you hate me.
Kinda like what you do to Axius, he's a great pool boy then you fire him. Lol
You can be the same way. You're spot on with a lot of your observations, and can be hysterical, but then sometimes you just rip on the weirdest shit.
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I'd so totally send a friend invite but...
Yeah...but already friends...ah well, the thought that counts right?

You know, you are the only person in the whole of E90Post who has friended me...sob...

It is uncanny how closely my E90Post experience mirrors my real life. What is also eerie is that I'm ok with it.
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How'd the work discussion go btw - did you get a chance to meet with the manager?
Week of Feb 6th ill be going up to OH to see the facility and try to find living arrangements, sort out details and such. Not much info yet but will keep updating as I learn more.

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But I was a great boss! You said so yourself when I tied you up and did that thing to you..
Youre the best boss ive ever had! Which is why I always come crawling back after every firing.
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I post your pictures on revenge porn sites and make $$$. How else do you think I can afford your wages?
So thats where all the random emails for sex from fat old lonely women have been coming from...
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Week of Feb 6th ill be going up to OH to see the facility and try to find living arrangements, sort out details and such. Not much info yet but will keep updating as I learn more.



Youre the best boss ive ever had! Which is why I always come crawling back after every firing.
Cool - best of luck - hope its an interesting job with the new responsibilities and the salary is in line with your expectations!
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Cool - best of luck - hope its an interesting job with the new responsibilities and the salary is in line with your expectations!
Thanks! Its an aerospace facility and moving to be a program manager so hopefully I can make at least 20-40k more than now based on research so thats good. Then potentially move into a traveling position. Its good and bad, just trying to focus on the pros.
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Thanks! Its an aerospace facility and moving to be a program manager so hopefully I can make at least 20-40k more than now based on research so thats good. Then potentially move into a traveling position. Its good and bad, just trying to focus on the pros.
That's a legit pay bump for living in Assfuck, OH.
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Yeah...but already friends...ah well, the thought that counts right?

You know, you are the only person in the whole of E90Post who has friended me...sob...

It is uncanny how closely my E90Post experience mirrors my real life. What is also eerie is that I'm ok with it.
I too stand for what I believe in and people who disagree see me as an enemy. A true friend finds a way to stay as such even when disagreeing.

I'll just go ahead and quote the smartest person ever here:

"stfu, you agree on everything with your friends? Either you're a a sheep, or a dictator or a Schizophrenic. Or all above."

That was said by a philosopher who goes by the handle Lups.

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Week of Feb 6th ill be going up to OH to see the facility and try to find living arrangements, sort out details and such. Not much info yet but will keep updating as I learn more.



Youre the best boss ive ever had! Which is why I always come crawling back after every firing.
I fucking know I'm an awesome boss, but thanks for marketing me!

Laura is interested in your Ohio findings
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That's a legit pay bump for living in Assfuck, OH.
It needs to be huge, location wise and added responsibilities

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I fucking know I'm an awesome boss, but thanks for marketing me!

Laura is interested in your Ohio findings
Lol cant market myself out of a job too much.

Laura needs to be by Ohio finding
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