Continue the story...

Oregon · 07-03-2008, 03:50 AM

...using only three words. Feel free to comment, keep the story going by using three words at a time, maximum. Contribute as often as you like, just limit your additions to three word installments at most, less than three word contributions are just fine. THIS IS IMPORTANT, please remember there are women on this forum who don't appreciate much of the so-called humor occasionally displayed by some of you monkeys, particularly the scatological variety of so-called humor, really, not funny, show some respect. Let's not let this potentially fun-filled thread degenerate into a barn-burning closer, ultimately ending with me being ridiculed, reprimanded, e-pilloried by the other moderators.

OK, I know we can do this, let's be creative, think outta' the box, give it some thought, be provocative, please, go off-track, consider the flow of the narrative, the content of the previous post, keep it reasonably clean and we can have some fun with this if we just play nice, trust me.:wink:

Edit; Two words hyphenated count as one word, ending or completing the preceding post does not go against your word-count. It isn't hard to figure out, just use your discretion...

I'll start the thing off;

Henry liked BMW's...

d3syd · 07-03-2008, 04:14 AM

and no money

Oregon · 07-03-2008, 05:03 AM

however, his secret...

TP 135i · 07-03-2008, 05:13 AM

passion was for

d3syd · 07-03-2008, 05:22 AM

old bmw wrecks

Oregon · 07-03-2008, 05:29 AM

which reminded Henry...

d3syd · 07-03-2008, 05:45 AM

if he was

PUREPHAZED · 07-03-2008, 05:49 AM

ready for a

EODGUY · 07-03-2008, 06:11 AM

major change in

atr_hugo · 07-03-2008, 06:51 AM

. . . his sex life . . .

ONE · 07-03-2008, 08:48 AM

and he'd make the switch to :eyebulge:...

d3syd · 07-03-2008, 08:54 AM

(too many words, ONE) a one coupe

plien69 · 07-03-2008, 09:00 AM

... that came with ...

d3syd · 07-03-2008, 09:16 AM

1971 2002 wheels

robert.payne · 07-03-2008, 09:26 AM

... which were flat. ...

rocketpop · 07-03-2008, 09:28 AM

and needed changing

ONE · 07-03-2008, 09:40 AM

on route66 when ...

TP 135i · 07-03-2008, 09:46 AM

this Jackelope leaps

atr_hugo · 07-03-2008, 09:53 AM

. . . baring its teeth . . .

Oregon · 07-03-2008, 10:04 AM

full of fire,

plien69 · 07-03-2008, 10:09 AM

and excitedly said,

Oregon · 07-03-2008, 10:13 AM

"I am your...

07-03-2008, 03:50 AM	#1
Oregon NRA Life Member, BMW CCA 30 year member 211 Rep 2,614 Posts Drives: 04' M3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oregon iTrader: (1) Garage List 1971 2002 [0.00] 2004 M3 [0.00] 2008 135i [0.00]	Continue the story... ...using only three words. Feel free to comment, keep the story going by using three words at a time, maximum. Contribute as often as you like, just limit your additions to three word installments at most, less than three word contributions are just fine. THIS IS IMPORTANT, please remember there are women on this forum who don't appreciate much of the so-called humor occasionally displayed by some of you monkeys, particularly the scatological variety of so-called humor, really, not funny, show some respect. Let's not let this potentially fun-filled thread degenerate into a barn-burning closer, ultimately ending with me being ridiculed, reprimanded, e-pilloried by the other moderators. OK, I know we can do this, let's be creative, think outta' the box, give it some thought, be provocative, please, go off-track, consider the flow of the narrative, the content of the previous post, keep it reasonably clean and we can have some fun with this if we just play nice, trust me.:wink: Edit; Two words hyphenated count as one word, ending or completing the preceding post does not go against your word-count. It isn't hard to figure out, just use your discretion... I'll start the thing off; Henry liked BMW's... __________________ Resigned 1ADDICTS Moderator “To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them.” – George Mason
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07-03-2008, 04:14 AM	#2
d3syd Major 51 Rep 1,474 Posts Drives: 135i MT, LMB, ProNav Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Scamander, Tasmania iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 135i Coupe [0.00]	and no money __________________ Fun Car: 135i Manual LeMans Blue / Beige Leather / Grey Poplar / pro nav / euro plates. Delivered 24 June 08 Family Car: Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 Spare Car: Volvo V70 Sydney Car: MB 420SEL
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07-03-2008, 05:03 AM	#3
Oregon NRA Life Member, BMW CCA 30 year member 211 Rep 2,614 Posts Drives: 04' M3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oregon iTrader: (1) Garage List 1971 2002 [0.00] 2004 M3 [0.00] 2008 135i [0.00]	however, his secret... __________________ Resigned 1ADDICTS Moderator “To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them.” – George Mason
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07-03-2008, 05:13 AM	#4
TP 135i Major 29 Rep 1,340 Posts Drives: 2008 135i SGM MT Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Finksburg, Maryland iTrader: (0) Garage List 1995 Acura Integra SE [0.00] 2008 BMW 135i [0.00] 2006 Porsche Cayman S [0.00] 1999 Toyota 4-Runner [0.00]	passion was for __________________ 2008 135i SGM
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07-03-2008, 05:22 AM	#5
d3syd Major 51 Rep 1,474 Posts Drives: 135i MT, LMB, ProNav Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Scamander, Tasmania iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 135i Coupe [0.00]	old bmw wrecks __________________ Fun Car: 135i Manual LeMans Blue / Beige Leather / Grey Poplar / pro nav / euro plates. Delivered 24 June 08 Family Car: Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 Spare Car: Volvo V70 Sydney Car: MB 420SEL
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07-03-2008, 05:29 AM	#6
Oregon NRA Life Member, BMW CCA 30 year member 211 Rep 2,614 Posts Drives: 04' M3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oregon iTrader: (1) Garage List 1971 2002 [0.00] 2004 M3 [0.00] 2008 135i [0.00]	which reminded Henry... __________________ Resigned 1ADDICTS Moderator “To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them.” – George Mason
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07-03-2008, 05:45 AM	#7
d3syd Major 51 Rep 1,474 Posts Drives: 135i MT, LMB, ProNav Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Scamander, Tasmania iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 135i Coupe [0.00]	if he was __________________ Fun Car: 135i Manual LeMans Blue / Beige Leather / Grey Poplar / pro nav / euro plates. Delivered 24 June 08 Family Car: Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 Spare Car: Volvo V70 Sydney Car: MB 420SEL
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07-03-2008, 05:49 AM	#8
PUREPHAZED Helping thru Design 10 Rep 162 Posts Drives: 2008 BMW 135i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	ready for a
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07-03-2008, 06:11 AM	#9
EODGUY 1Addict's Mad Bomber 6 Rep 216 Posts Drives: Join Date: May 2008 iTrader: (0)	major change in __________________ "A morning of akwardness is far better than a night of loneliness"-H.M. *Traded in* 2008 135i/TiAg/Coral/6M/Sport/Ipod/Premium Audio/Heated seats *Picked up 16 August, gone 21 September. Good ridance.* 1975 Jeep CJ-5
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07-03-2008, 06:51 AM	#10
atr_hugo No longer moderate 331 Rep 4,401 Posts Drives: '13 135i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: - iTrader: (0)	. . . his sex life . . .
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07-03-2008, 08:48 AM	#11
ONE YearOneOfThe1 10 Rep 217 Posts Drives: Join Date: Jun 2008 iTrader: (0)	and he'd make the switch to :eyebulge:... __________________ Black Sapphire - 6 Speed - Coupe - Black On Black Interior - Sport Package - Cold Weather - Navigation - Park Distance - BMW Assist - USB/ iPod - Xenon [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] O N E's - 1 2 8 i Delivered: 08 “Year One -11- Of The 1” 08 - Debadged: 08 “Day One -11- Of The 1” 08
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07-03-2008, 08:54 AM	#12
d3syd Major 51 Rep 1,474 Posts Drives: 135i MT, LMB, ProNav Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Scamander, Tasmania iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 135i Coupe [0.00]	(too many words, ONE) a one coupe __________________ Fun Car: 135i Manual LeMans Blue / Beige Leather / Grey Poplar / pro nav / euro plates. Delivered 24 June 08 Family Car: Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 Spare Car: Volvo V70 Sydney Car: MB 420SEL
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07-03-2008, 09:00 AM	#13
plien69 Captain 22 Rep 841 Posts Drives: 2014 M235i Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	... that came with ...
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07-03-2008, 09:16 AM	#14
d3syd Major 51 Rep 1,474 Posts Drives: 135i MT, LMB, ProNav Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Scamander, Tasmania iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 135i Coupe [0.00]	1971 2002 wheels __________________ Fun Car: 135i Manual LeMans Blue / Beige Leather / Grey Poplar / pro nav / euro plates. Delivered 24 June 08 Family Car: Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 Spare Car: Volvo V70 Sydney Car: MB 420SEL
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07-03-2008, 09:26 AM	#15
robert.payne Private 3 Rep 92 Posts Drives: Join Date: Mar 2008 iTrader: (0)	... which were flat. ... __________________ 135i Black Sapphire, Lemon, High Gloss Black, 6MT, pretty much loaded Performance Center Delivery was awesome!
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07-03-2008, 09:28 AM	#16
rocketpop Captain 61 Rep 865 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Home iTrader: (0)	and needed changing __________________
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07-03-2008, 09:40 AM	#17
ONE YearOneOfThe1 10 Rep 217 Posts Drives: Join Date: Jun 2008 iTrader: (0)	on route66 when ... __________________ Black Sapphire - 6 Speed - Coupe - Black On Black Interior - Sport Package - Cold Weather - Navigation - Park Distance - BMW Assist - USB/ iPod - Xenon [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] O N E's - 1 2 8 i Delivered: 08 “Year One -11- Of The 1” 08 - Debadged: 08 “Day One -11- Of The 1” 08
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07-03-2008, 09:46 AM	#18
TP 135i Major 29 Rep 1,340 Posts Drives: 2008 135i SGM MT Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Finksburg, Maryland iTrader: (0) Garage List 1995 Acura Integra SE [0.00] 2008 BMW 135i [0.00] 2006 Porsche Cayman S [0.00] 1999 Toyota 4-Runner [0.00]	this Jackelope leaps __________________ 2008 135i SGM
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07-03-2008, 09:53 AM	#19
atr_hugo No longer moderate 331 Rep 4,401 Posts Drives: '13 135i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: - iTrader: (0)	. . . baring its teeth . . .
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07-03-2008, 10:04 AM	#20
Oregon NRA Life Member, BMW CCA 30 year member 211 Rep 2,614 Posts Drives: 04' M3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oregon iTrader: (1) Garage List 1971 2002 [0.00] 2004 M3 [0.00] 2008 135i [0.00]	full of fire, __________________ Resigned 1ADDICTS Moderator “To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them.” – George Mason
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07-03-2008, 10:09 AM	#21
plien69 Captain 22 Rep 841 Posts Drives: 2014 M235i Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	and excitedly said,
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07-03-2008, 10:13 AM	#22
Oregon NRA Life Member, BMW CCA 30 year member 211 Rep 2,614 Posts Drives: 04' M3 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oregon iTrader: (1) Garage List 1971 2002 [0.00] 2004 M3 [0.00] 2008 135i [0.00]	"I am your... __________________ Resigned 1ADDICTS Moderator “To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them.” – George Mason
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