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      03-23-2017, 11:47 AM   #13971
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I knew a guy who had this happen to him.

I still giggle out loud like a sissy girl when think about it!!
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      03-23-2017, 11:47 AM   #13972
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      03-23-2017, 11:56 AM   #13973
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      03-23-2017, 12:00 PM   #13974
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      03-23-2017, 12:14 PM   #13975
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Nice matching wheels
It looks like the chariot from Gladiator, which sucks because Russell Crowe cried a lot, even more than Mel Gibson in The Patriot. Man, what a piece of shit movie.

The car is shit as well.
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      03-23-2017, 12:56 PM   #13977
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Hey anglo - The wife can get a little angry when I'm dropping coin on the diesel trying to push it above 500 whp when I have a perfectly good M3 that just sits in the garage...already pushing 550 whp....
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Yep....
Hahahaha. You know how many times I have lost this thing only to find it again and again?
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      03-23-2017, 02:30 PM   #13980
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      03-23-2017, 02:38 PM   #13981
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      03-23-2017, 03:39 PM   #13983
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Hey anglo - The wife can get a little angry when I'm dropping coin on the diesel trying to push it above 500 whp when I have a perfectly good M3 that just sits in the garage...already pushing 550 whp....
I thought you were in your mid your 50's, i assumed she didn't text.
Or maybe you had a young gf on the side.
Ok - we've established this already.

I'm not 50.

And your lane is over here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Stay in it.
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I want these, for the parking lot at work!!! They'd probably look real good in a classy flat black, they just look tacky in gold.
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      03-23-2017, 11:50 PM   #13987
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I want these, for the parking lot at work!!! They'd probably look real good in a classy flat black, they just look tacky in gold.
Do you travel back in time and work in the Coloseum?
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Samuel MF Jackson!!!


Fan-m0therfcuking-tastic!

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Well that was just rude! It is clear this person was trying to warm up that little guy with some re-purposed bread.
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