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      01-19-2018, 10:39 PM   #1
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Thumbs down What happened to Sports Illustrated?

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...18-rookie.html

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      01-19-2018, 10:58 PM   #2
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I think she’s very attractive.
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      01-19-2018, 11:04 PM   #3
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      01-19-2018, 11:05 PM   #4
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You’re right. At 5’11” she’s WAY too tall

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She most likely competes in the competitive eating championship.
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You’re right. At 5’11” she’s WAY too tall
But think what she would look like at that weight and 5' 3" ...........
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      01-20-2018, 12:22 AM   #7
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Looks like your avg American... need to be relatable to your audience, right?
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Looks like your avg American... need to be relatable to your audience, right?
i quote the great and wise Al Bundy, “pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer”
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This is what happens when you have a liberals and s PC crowd controlling the media... America did this to itself...
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      01-20-2018, 09:30 AM   #11
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Seems like it's time to kill off the swimsuit issue if that's the direction of it.
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The genesis of this is participation trophies and not taking score.
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Congratulations...does everyone feel good now? :thumb down

Oh. Here's the latest candidate for Ms. Universe. You're welcome.
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      01-20-2018, 09:56 AM   #14
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The latest publication of "Chubby Chasers".
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Every pot has a lid.
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FEED ME! nomnomnomnom

gotta love fox, i quote the article “t took a team of several different women painting for over 12 hours to create the seemingly there suit before she frolicked on the beaches of Anguilla.”
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      01-20-2018, 06:23 PM   #19
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As a fat chick she's not that bad but come on America
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She's not skinny but most people's wives look just like this woman anyway.
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She's not skinny but most people's wives look just like this woman anyway.
- 50 Kilos
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      01-20-2018, 06:49 PM   #22
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She's not skinny but most people's wives look just like this woman anyway.
1. Not so sure about that.
2. Even if true, who ever bought the SI swimsuit issue to see women that look like their wives???
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