I need to find a man!

[Matt@EuroJerks]

Originally Posted by Lups

She is insanely funny. She knew my cousin was the other godparent to my youngest, and because my cousin is big on looking like a carrot for her hobby, she showed up in a bright green dress for the occasion.

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WTF are you talking about.....

[CK64]

10" ???

Sorry, I'm only 4", but some girls like it that wide.

[Delta0311]

[QUOTE=Lups;20672859]She is so fucking weird. It's Friday night here, she came from school to my place to hang out with my kids and dogs and she looked at us all like were insane because nestle came up again.

She is insanely funny. She knew my cousin was the other godparent to my youngest, and because my cousin is big on looking like a carrot for her hobby, she showed up in a bright green dress for the occasion.





Wait wtf is going on there? You got a cousin who models herself after a carrot. Then she shows up in a green dress and flips out because of nestle chocolate?

Ok now it's starting to make sense. What insane asylum in Finland are you guys based out of?

[Matt@EuroJerks]

[QUOTE=Delta0311;20672921]

Originally Posted by Lups

She is so fucking weird. It's Friday night here, she came from school to my place to hang out with my kids and dogs and she looked at us all like were insane because nestle came up again.

She is insanely funny. She knew my cousin was the other godparent to my youngest, and because my cousin is big on looking like a carrot for her hobby, she showed up in a bright green dress for the occasion.





Wait wtf is going on there? You got a cousin who models herself after a carrot. Then she shows up in a green dress and flips out because of nestle chocolate?

Ok now it's starting to make sense. What insane asylum in Finland are you guys based out of?

she's a wacky broad!!

[finaloption]

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

WTF are you talking about.....

Sorry I forgot that not everyone knows my backstory.

So, my younger son and my desperation to pull my family together meant I wanted for him to have a godmother from my mom's side. The only option was my cousin, who is a serious bikini fitness athlete.

So, since the ceremony was at the competition period (or what ever), I warned my sister from an other mother that the other godmother will show up looking like a carrot.

The person I'm trying to find a spouse showed up at the church wearing a bright green dress.

"fuck no, I don't have fake lashes nor do I actually give a shit about a tittle, but I'm gonna be the carrot top in the pictures!"

I don't have family pictures framed anywhere, but the one in our house is when I realized what she just did there. She fucking jumped for the pic so her dress would fan above my cousin's head.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sorry I forgot that not everyone knows my backstory.

So, my younger son and my desperation to pull my family together meant I wanted for him to have a godmother from my mom's side. The only option was my cousin, who is a serious bikini fitness athlete.

So, since the ceremony was at the competition period (or what ever), I warned my sister from an other mother that the other godmother will show up looking like a carrot.

The person I'm trying to find a spouse showed up at the church wearing a bright green dress.

"fuck no, I don't have fake lashes nor do I actually give a shit about a tittle, but I'm gonna be the carrot top in the pictures!"

I don't have family pictures framed anywhere, but the one in our house is when I realized what she just did there. She fucking jumped for the pic so her dress would fan above my cousin's head.

ok ok you need to post said pic

[Lups]

[QUOTE=Delta0311;20672921]

Originally Posted by Lups

She is so fucking weird. It's Friday night here, she came from school to my place to hang out with my kids and dogs and she looked at us all like were insane because nestle came up again.

She is insanely funny. She knew my cousin was the other godparent to my youngest, and because my cousin is big on looking like a carrot for her hobby, she showed up in a bright green dress for the occasion.





Wait wtf is going on there? You got a cousin who models herself after a carrot. Then she shows up in a green dress and flips out because of nestle chocolate?

Ok now it's starting to make sense. What insane asylum in Finland are you guys based out of?

Jeez I'm being clear tonight.

My family is pretty strict on certain things like nestle. I have issues with child labor and also child abuse and my kids bring labels up asking me whether I know the production chain or not.

But yes. My cousin looks like a carrot bottom. The friend I need to find a spouse for dressed up as a carrot top, the green bits!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by CK64

10" ???

Sorry, I'm only 4", but some girls like it that wide.

It's all. So don't worry.

[Delta0311]

[QUOTE=Lups;20672997]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Jeez I'm being clear tonight.

My family is pretty strict on certain things like nestle. I have issues with child labor and also child abuse and my kids bring labels up asking me whether I know the production chain or not.

But yes. My cousin looks like a carrot bottom. The friend I need to find a spouse for dressed up as a carrot top, the green bits!

So you're kids are part of the Finnish Nestle child labor force?

[Chihuahua]

low maintenance female who is perfect.

myth.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

ok ok you need to post said pic

Dude I need dating tips! Jesus if I was trying to push her to one of you, this would be sooo easy!

And I'm needy here. If she marries an asshole, the asshole will be in my house often too.

And she truly is a unicorn. She has the body, the face, the facial movements, a kind heart and she has like the coolest friends (me, but in her list I'd be at the bottom), an epic family and so on.

Where to find a guy who isn't threatened by it?

Did I mention seriously pretty eyes? And she can park. Just about anything manual since she was taught by me.

And shr doesn't speed ever, she as I do feel like limitations are overrated.

[Lups]

[QUOTE=Delta0311;20673005]

Originally Posted by Lups

So you're kids are part of the Finnish Nestle child labor force?

Yes yes, I make them do shit daily and then while really tired I buy bread manufactured by a company who sold out and let nestle buy their brands to make other shit.

Yes, my kids are used for labor since I'm too poor to feed them otherwise




Edit: I know I wrote that, but I also feel sick for writing that.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Kyle B

myth.

Actually not.

I'm not sure what you've dated, but I've been married for a very long time.

My husband has never asked me for money yo go buy new shoes for him or the kids, and I haven't from him either.

If he wants a car, he is by family law required to put it to a vote after his three last purchases'. If I want a car, by family law I get to buy what I want.

Women who want a man do exist. We just don't need the bs.

[C1Boston]

Love Suomi girls, too bad im not 6 ft .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C1Boston

Love Suomi girls, too bad im not 6 ft .

Sorry, we all are tall back here. She wouldn't care but she's almost as tall as I am, and her legs look good in heels.

[PA135i]

Is she 4 foot tall has a flat head to set my beer on? If not I'm not interested.

LOL

[Axius]

Laura? The hot one you sent me the pic of on the couch? How does she feel about bacon and bacon accessories?

[C1Boston]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sorry, we all are tall back here. She wouldn't care but she's almost as tall as I am, and her legs look good in heels.

Mhm, been to Helsinki twice now. Always a good time!

[suspenceful]

Guy requirement of 6'2" minimum means she has to be 5'9" 140lbs maximum.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by PA135i

Is she 4 foot tall has a flat head to set my beer on? If not I'm not interested.

LOL

went to the Finnish army i see?

Originally Posted by Axius

Laura? The hot one you sent me the pic of on the couch? How does she feel about bacon and bacon accessories?

God I hate to say this but Billie, without our past, you'd be married to her by now.

Originally Posted by C1Boston

Mhm, been to Helsinki twice now. Always a good time!

Try hitting tampere next time. I'll be your tour guide.

Helsinki is so bland.

[JasonCSU]

Originally Posted by Lups

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

It always cracks me up when women say they want a guy at this height or taller, as that range is a very small percentage of the male population.