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King Rudi · 11-21-2018, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's nice, I dont have to like spoiled things. Go eat some rotten meat.

There's always hakarl.....but I'll pass.

....not to be confused with a Hot Carl.....I'll pass on that one as well.

Kev312 · 11-21-2018, 01:09 PM

What about a Steamy Sallie?

dinonz · 11-21-2018, 02:34 PM

I bought some driving gloves and I don't care what anyone says - I LOVE THEM! I went all out and got peccary gloves, and they feel amazing - so soft. Even better (and the whole purpose) my hands don't get clammy on the wheel, the alcantara is protected, and the grip is 10 times better - whoever says that gloves "won't provide extra grip on leather" must have been wearing latex gloves intended for something else!

________ · 11-21-2018, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

I bought some driving gloves and I don't care what anyone says - I LOVE THEM! I went all out and got peccary gloves, and they feel amazing - so soft. Even better (and the whole purpose) my hands don't get clammy on the wheel, the alcantara is protected, and the grip is 10 times better - whoever says that gloves "won't provide extra grip on leather" must have been wearing latex gloves intended for something else!

Driving gloves are great.

But you say Alcantara and leather, which is which?

1MOREMOD · 11-21-2018, 03:00 PM

I confess driving gloves are for tools

UncleWede · 11-21-2018, 03:46 PM

unless driving motorcycle

dinonz · 11-21-2018, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Driving gloves are great.

But you say Alcantara and leather, which is which?

Both

King Rudi · 11-27-2018, 03:10 PM

Overhearing inter-personnel conversations with suppliers/vendors wants to make me stab myself in the ears with a pencil.

Mindless conversation irritates the hell out of me and I refuse to participate in it. Don't talk to me just because you are there. I would prefer someone to walk right by me without saying a word rather than to waste my time with "Working hard or hardly working?"

We have one particular older guy who supplies us with fire extinguishers and sprinkler system heads, neither of which are high use items; somehow this jackass is in our building at least twice a week...not sure why. This annoying, thirsty ass 60 year pervert who flirts with the nasty ass women that work here says things like: "How you doing youngin'?", "Hey there sexy", "I'm just trying to survive it" and as mentioned before the staple "Working hard or hardly workin?"

He comes in 5 minutes ago, for whatever damn reason and the conversation with our less than intelligent receptionist consists of:

Him: Hey there youngin', how you doin' today you sexy thing?
Her: Oh I'm just trying not to freeze to death.
Him: I bet I could keep you warm.
Her: I don't know my husband says he can't ever keep me warm.
Him: He just ain't trying hard enough. Need me to give him some lessons?

Laughter ensues.

Fuck I hate having ears some days....

upstatedoc · 11-27-2018, 03:13 PM

i think someone needs totake asexual harassment inservice

wdb · 11-27-2018, 05:28 PM

After 3 years of trying I think I might have finally, actually, carved out the 'elder statesman' role I envisioned for myself lo those many years ago. If it holds I'll cut back my schedule by another day and keep on keepin' on. If it doesn't hold I'll cut back my schedule 100% and ditto.

F30lolz · 11-28-2018, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

After this disgusting WEEK of complete life failures I prayed that something would go right. My BMW finally shook my hand and delivered no "Drivetrain Malfunction" errors to make me contemplate suicide.

Will it happen again? Probably!

Will I be stressed enough again to say "WTF you GD CAR! I GIVE YOU MY ALL! Every SECOND of my life is devoted to YOU! It's 26 DEGREES out in this MUTHAFUCKA and I'm out here Loving on you! Can you PLEASE just not give me one Malfunction...just ONE!!"

Who knows...

all I know now is that my BMW is pleased with me at the moment and I'm just sitting in it and enjoying it.

Life...if good for now.

Nothing good happens past 2AM.

Banned

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 09:41 PM

Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!!

Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8

. Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far.

Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️.

Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth.

I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE!

1MOREMOD · 11-28-2018, 09:46 PM

Dude make up your mind

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dude make up your mind

I can't. I fkn LOVE this CAR!! Like...I wanna let it sleep in my bed! Lord HELP!!

________ · 11-28-2018, 09:52 PM

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!

________ · 11-28-2018, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!

It's not a big deal, it just isn't supposed to be "long life" then, just change it a bit sooner as I'm sure you do every oil change

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!

It's not a big deal, it just isn't supposed to be "long life" then, just change it a bit sooner as I'm sure you do every oil change

I change it every 12 hours so far. Is that "long life approved"? Cause I'm DYING!! The longest I've gone so far was 3 days and that had me shitting BRICKS!!

________ · 11-28-2018, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Dude, you shouldn't use LL04. The correct oil is LL01.

Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!

It's not a big deal, it just isn't supposed to be "long life" then, just change it a bit sooner as I'm sure you do every oil change

I change it every 12 hours so far. Is that "long life approved"? Cause I'm DYING!! The longest I've gone so far was 3 days and that had me shitting BRICKS!!

Hahahahaha that's the problem with this car. You baby it too much.

Cars enjoy taking a beating. Just try to drive it like you mean it! All problems will disappear.

Italian tune-up FTW

1MOREMOD · 11-28-2018, 10:00 PM

You must be joking

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You must be joking

I'm not

Kyngofpop · 11-28-2018, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You must be joking

Kinda sorta but not really. I fkn ADORE this car...omfg! It makes my dick hard just to look at it...and I'm a BOTTOM! WtF BMW?!

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