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      01-02-2017, 11:36 AM   #551
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I just watched a man shoot a die in Reno.
i've read this on seven different occasions, as follows:

january 2, 2017: 1:45 pm
january 2, 2017: 3:32 pm
january 2, 2017: 4:39 pm (began drinking)
january 2, 2017: 7:16 pm (getting drunk)
january 2, 2017: 7:58 pm (drunk)
january 2, 2017: 10:23 pm (blackout)
january 3, 2017: 7:44 pm (hungover)

yet, it fails to make any fockin sense m8!!!

the man shot a die? what's a die?! did the man shoot AND die?? did the man GET shot AND die??!? did the man shoot chewbaca and get shot by chewbaca at the same time and both died?!?!
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Smoosh....buddy.... A die is singular of dice. Also a device to cut threads on a bolt. Or a piece used in a mold.
But mostly a singular dice.
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Smoosh....buddy.... A die is singular of dice. Also a device to cut threads on a bolt. Or a piece used in a mold.
But mostly a singular dice.
Cmon now bro...the structure of that statement was set up to mean something far greater and more interesting than a man shooting a fuckin die!!!

SOMEONE MUST DIE.
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I saw a girl proposing to a boy in a bathroom stall at Tailgaters Bar & Grill one day.
I don't know that she was proposing. I'd like to propose that she was up to something else! Happy New Year, buddy!!
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I saw a girl proposing to a boy in a bathroom stall at Tailgaters Bar & Grill one day.
probably 2 dudes. also, as stated above, not proposing.
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I don't know that she was proposing. I'd like to propose that she was up to something else! Happy New Year, buddy!!
BUT..., I DONT UNDERSTAND! WHY WOULD SHE BE ON ONE KNEE?! Ugh, so many questions.


Happy New Year to you too man! Who knows, maybe this summer a few of us can get together!

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probably 2 dudes. also, as stated above, not proposing.
Well..., there goes the magic that was instilled in my heart that night. Must have been a wardrobe malfunction..., hmpf.
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BUT..., I DONT UNDERSTAND! WHY WOULD SHE BE ON ONE KNEE?! Ugh, so many questions.


Happy New Year to you too man! Who knows, maybe this summer a few of us can get together!
I'm really disappointed if I have to explain this to you. One knee down is one knee up.
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I'm really disappointed if I have to explain this to you. One knee down is one knee up.
Soooooo propose on both knees then right after they spit on you, push you over with their foot in the face, then gracefully agree to said proposal?

Never been married so not sure how it works.
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Never been married so not sure how it works.
I hear its worse than a live in girlfriend and a LOT more difficult and costly to uninstall if/when it really goes sideways
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Soooooo propose on both knees then right after they spit on you, push you over with their foot in the face, then gracefully agree to said proposal?

Never been married so not sure how it works.
I'm thinking there must be a cultural barrier here. I'll text you a story...

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I hear its worse than a live in girlfriend and a LOT more difficult and costly to uninstall if/when it really goes sideways
Funny, I've heard the same shit about men. I'm thinking hippies were right after all
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Funny, I've heard the same shit about men. I'm thinking hippies were right after all
From a legal and financial perspective men get the shaft almost universally

When it comes to kids/custody men get screwed as well

False accusations of domestic violence is rampant and expected by most lawyers

As far as hippies go I havent found anything they were right about.....happy to entertain suggestions if you have any.......
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From a legal and financial perspective men get the shaft almost universally

When it comes to kids/custody men get screwed as well

False accusations of domestic violence is rampant and expected by most lawyers

As far as hippies go I havent found anything they were right about.....happy to entertain suggestions if you have any.......
Find a post made by me that says you're wrong in these!

I'm big on pro choice, but I also feel like men also should have an opinion to share in the early 12 weeks time. I also think my country does this right, since our system calculates how much it takes to feed and clothe a child, hobbies goes to the shared domain. My husband and I make a nice income, but even if we were dirt poor, the maximum child support per child is like 300 bucks per month. As of him having to pay for my life after the divorce, we go by the papers were served, you're on your own.

The issue I have with these is that women isolate men from kids often. A kid needs two parents (no matter if they are gay, lesbian, divorced or just a grandma as an extra.) they need at least two mirrors to bounce off from.
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From a legal and financial perspective men get the shaft almost universally

When it comes to kids/custody men get screwed as well

False accusations of domestic violence is rampant and expected by most lawyers

As far as hippies go I havent found anything they were right about.....happy to entertain suggestions if you have any....
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Find a post made by me that says you're wrong in these!
Did something get lost in translation?
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Did something get lost in translation?
Probably.

I just really hate parenting these days.

"oh, you want Alicia to come for a playdate today? Fine, but if you see her dad, tell him the check didn't clear so he can't be near the kid."
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Never been married so not sure how it works.
I hear its worse than a live in girlfriend and a LOT more difficult and costly to uninstall if/when it really goes sideways
lol. geek speak.
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I just really hate parenting these days.
Pretty weak as confessions go.
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