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      12-12-2018, 06:22 PM   #1673
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I confess: I can't talk about this with my co-workers (MUCH as I would like to) so I came to talk to my BPost friends. GREEN M&Ms!!!!!
peanut m&m's >> chocolate ones
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      12-12-2018, 06:34 PM   #1674
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I confess: I can't talk about this with my co-workers (MUCH as I would like to) so I came to talk to my BPost friends. GREEN M&Ms!!!!!
peanut m&m's >> chocolate ones
Green = aphrodisiac

It was a large bag of Christmas peanut in only red and green
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      12-12-2018, 09:15 PM   #1675
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It was a large bag of Christmas peanut in only red and green
Hmm...I wonder where we can find a bag of only green ones...
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      12-12-2018, 09:27 PM   #1676
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I confess: I can't talk about this with my co-workers (MUCH as I would like to) so I came to talk to my BPost friends. GREEN M&Ms!!!!!
peanut m&m's >> chocolate ones
Green = aphrodisiac

It was a large bag of Christmas peanut in only red and green
Have you tried the crunchy mint green and white m&ms? Best ever!
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      12-13-2018, 01:03 PM   #1677
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I confess: I can't talk about this with my co-workers (MUCH as I would like to) so I came to talk to my BPost friends. GREEN M&Ms!!!!!
peanut m&m's >> chocolate ones
Green = aphrodisiac

It was a large bag of Christmas peanut in only red and green
Have you tried the crunchy mint green and white m&ms? Best ever!
I only eat the blue M&M's I don't know what's in the blue dye but that's the only color I would like to have.
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I love gummies more then chocolate.
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      12-13-2018, 01:24 PM   #1679
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Have you tried the crunchy mint green and white m&ms? Best ever!
mint, chocolate, AND peanuts?
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I love gummies more then chocolate.
What about chocolate covered gummies?
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The office employees and managers at work all have stockings hung on their mailboxes in the main hallway. Rather than buy candy and/or small gifts for them, because I can't stand 90% of them, I have been taking candy out of other peoples stockings, including my own, and re-gifting other peoples candy for them. People keep seeing me put candy in stockings not knowing it's theirs and telling me how sweet I am for filling stockings.

The lesson here is perception > truth.
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Apparently I was the topic of discussion among the ladies today because I wore a flannel shirt over the top of my polo. The one with the funky teeth (confession: oh, the things I would do) told all the others that I often dress really nice (lol) The other I antagonize all day every day attempted to get a dig in, but didn't really manage.

Guess which one I let rub my sleeve . . .
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Apparently I was the topic of discussion among the ladies today because I wore a flannel shirt over the top of my polo. The one with the funky teeth (confession: oh, the things I would do) told all the others that I often dress really nice (lol) The other I antagonize all day every day attempted to get a dig in, but didn't really manage.

Guess which one I let rub my sleeve . . .
Is sleeve a euphemism?
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Is sleeve a euphemism?
More of a metaphor, I think.

Do they make flannel dress pants????
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More metaphors I assume?
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      12-13-2018, 05:02 PM   #1686
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More of a metaphor, I think.

Do they make flannel dress pants????
They do. Wool flannel, very luxuriant. Dry clean only, so be prepared to pay for frequent dry cleanings from all the ladies rubbing up against you and getting snail trails on it
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Have you tried the crunchy mint green and white m&ms? Best ever!
Agree with the mint ones, but have you tasted the crunchy caramel?
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Nothing too crazy this time. Although i see the mods deleted a few of my posts in the EV charging thread
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I was drunk posting again last night
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Nothing too crazy this time. Although i see the mods deleted a few of my posts in the EV charging thread
Holy that was you!? Lol
I saw a few "deleted trolling post" and didn't know who that was... hahahahaha
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