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      10-21-2015, 10:26 PM   #45
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is it true that all women want to be dominated in the bedroom, at least some of the time?
My exes would have a field day with this one. God they all hate me.

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Now now, just because you strangled that grizzly with your bare hands for trying smell your period doesn't make you any less of a lady.


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So the goal is to maximize desperation?
Depending on dick size, up and down, up and then down...cubic equation:


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Why is it never the women's fault for having a ginormous snatch.
We have fragile egos too. However, when it gets to hotdog down a hallway status, I think the ladies tend to take the blame.

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Do most women appreciate a welt on their ass in the shape of a hand.... or penis for that matter?
The shape of a vagina is preferred.
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Why do women say it's not you, it's me. I'm thinking like, well fix you then hoe.
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The shape of a vagina is preferred.
So all women want 3 ways I knew it!
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I can't wait until Belgium wakes up and sees this thread.
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Do women really like to be bound and thrown in the trunk or was that last one crying for real?
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Do women really like getting text pictures of penis? I mean, guys are super visual and it's well known that women are not as much so. But if you've ever seen women at a male strip club, you might think otherwise. So does the penor pics do anything for you gals?
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Do women really like getting text pictures of penis? I mean, guys are super visual and it's well known that women are not as much so. But if you've ever seen women at a male strip club, you might think otherwise. So does the penor pics do anything for you gals?
Also depends. When wanted, can be awesome. Unwanted dick pic out of the blue... oftentimes
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I'd guess a hairy taint is what they like.
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I'd guess a hairy taint is what they like.
You're like the lady whisperer.
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I'm not quite as gross in person.
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Question #3: Alpha male vs Alpha female

During my 20s, when my friends pressure weakest link:
"Hey man, go ask that ugly girl out."
Most of weakest link will give him a huge comeback to the group alpha that others ROFL at him.

I have tons of occasions with female herds which acts differently.
When my ugly ass was at starbucks doing work, there were 4-6 gals looking at me and giggling at me. I guess (supposedly) female want to make fun of the weakest link of the group. So, female alpha asked weakest link to go ask me out.

I can tell she didn't want to ask me out, but was kinda forced by her friends.
Upon asking me out, I told her "Follow me" and went to the entire group.
I said it loudly to the group "Next time, if you had an herpes, you can directly tell me, instead of telling your friend to tell me about your herpes problem."
Their entire group was very quiet.

Now the question:

Why are female alpha more cruel and have a herd system which weakest link usually can't even say NO to female alpha(s)? It is more like wolfpack than deer herds. Why do you think I saw this more in group of females than male? Have you ladies had to do that to your weakest link?


Question #4 Rubbing boobies on me.
Whenever I read an article or some kinda paper, my co-workers usually gathered around me to see what I am reading. During that time, I see lots of boob rubbing on my shoulder and my back.
For 3-4 times, I thought it happened because of lots of people.
Same sh1t happened when there were 2 or even 1 person right next to me.

I don't know if word spreads, and few different dept female is doing that as well. It is not just her boob temporary touching, but it is on my forearm for like 1-2min straight.

NOW THE QUESTION.

My question is not about "does she want me?"
This is my question.

In the office, do females talk way beyond what guys will talk about, and test guys psych out or something? Have you ladies saw a female co-workers doin g that to a male co-worker at work?
I am 90% sure, they are not doing it for sex or sexual thing.
I strongly believe they are doing it to test guys out and see their reactions.
I mean, if I rub my missletoe to just to see the female co-worker's reaction, i would be talking to HR for hours. you know?
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I'm not quite as gross in person.
anonymity brings out the best in all of us.
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Do women really like getting text pictures of penis? I mean, guys are super visual and it's well known that women are not as much so. But if you've ever seen women at a male strip club, you might think otherwise. So does the penor pics do anything for you gals?
We are visual creatures too. We love knowing we are wanted.
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How many sex related questions does it take for a woman who makes a thread asking people to ask her anything to finally decide it's time to lock the thread and move on?
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Question #3: Alpha male vs Alpha female

During my 20s, when my friends pressure weakest link:
"Hey man, go ask that ugly girl out."
Most of weakest link will give him a huge comeback to the group alpha that others ROFL at him.

I have tons of occasions with female herds which acts differently.
When my ugly ass was at starbucks doing work, there were 4-6 gals looking at me and giggling at me. I guess (supposedly) female want to make fun of the weakest link of the group. So, female alpha asked weakest link to go ask me out.

I can tell she didn't want to ask me out, but was kinda forced by her friends.
Upon asking me out, I told her "Follow me" and went to the entire group.
I said it loudly to the group "Next time, if you had an herpes, you can directly tell me, instead of telling your friend to tell me about your herpes problem."
Their entire group was very quiet.

Now the question:

Why are female alpha more cruel and have a herd system which weakest link usually can't even say NO to female alpha(s)? It is more like wolfpack than deer herds. Why do you think I saw this more in group of females than male? Have you ladies had to do that to your weakest link?


Question #4 Rubbing boobies on me.
Whenever I read an article or some kinda paper, my co-workers usually gathered around me to see what I am reading. During that time, I see lots of boob rubbing on my shoulder and my back.
For 3-4 times, I thought it happened because of lots of people.
Same sh1t happened when there were 2 or even 1 person right next to me.

I don't know if word spreads, and few different dept female is doing that as well. It is not just her boob temporary touching, but it is on my forearm for like 1-2min straight.

NOW THE QUESTION.

My question is not about "does she want me?"
This is my question.

In the office, do females talk way beyond what guys will talk about, and test guys psych out or something? Have you ladies saw a female co-workers doin g that to a male co-worker at work?
I am 90% sure, they are not doing it for sex or sexual thing.
I strongly believe they are doing it to test guys out and see their reactions.
I mean, if I rub my missletoe to just to see the female co-worker's reaction, i would be talking to HR for hours. you know?
Short answer for now:
#3 - We like to be in control, and are often not very good at taking jokes.
#4 - We like attention. Boobs/sex are a good way to get that.
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This thread is amazing

I have so many questions that I dont know which one to start with

Is it true avg number of dates a girl had is 50 in her lifetime?
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How many sex related questions does it take for a woman who makes a thread asking people to ask her anything to finally decide it's time to lock the thread and move on?
Welcome to OT. We've got a pool going to see how long you'll last.
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How many sex related questions does it take for a woman who makes a thread asking people to ask her anything to finally decide it's time to lock the thread and move on?
Once you finally have sex, you'll learn that you don't tire of the topic all too quickly. Glad to have you with us.
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This thread is amazing

I have so many questions that I dont know which one to start with

Is it true avg number of dates a girl had is 50 in her lifetime?
That sounds kind of high, but I'm assuming that's total dates, not just first dates. What counts? Anything before they're a boyfriend? After? I have personally never really "dated" and always ended up connecting with people who started out as friends. Draggin' down the average.
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Welcome to OT. We've got a pool going to see how long you last.
Thanks for the welcome! You saw what I did there with that question though right? It's my counter espionage Mobius question.
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