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      08-18-2016, 09:56 AM   #45
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Yes I'm a no quoting, poor grammar, punctuation, powerlifting alien overlord.
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Now get out there and tell your minions to handle their crap.
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      08-18-2016, 10:03 AM   #46
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That's gross, you handle crap
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Yes is that not right?
Maybe - I feel like they should be equally inclusive of Mexican grills. Perhaps a petition is in order. All about that inclusivity.
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      08-18-2016, 10:10 AM   #49
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I send them to your house to witness true atrocities?
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I send them to your house to witness true atrocities?
As long as they sign an NDA. Trade secrets and all that.
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      08-18-2016, 10:12 AM   #51
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Weak what's a midget alien gonna do?
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Take my secrets back to an overlord. Duh.
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      08-18-2016, 10:16 AM   #53
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So that's fine, I will allow it.
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Jeeze. Start drinking again. C'mon...you know how this works.
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      08-18-2016, 10:23 AM   #55
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What I get drunk and you poke the bear to watch him dance? I'm drinking this month.
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      08-18-2016, 10:27 AM   #57
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Next month water only. Thst may kill me cuz I hate water.
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Add vodka. You'll never know the difference.
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Right it's why I don't like vodka either
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I'm just trying to help here. If you reject all of my solutions, it's on you.
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Right it's why I don't like vodka either
I hear there is some sleeping pills that do not make you kill people that you might try.
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I'm just trying to help here. If you reject all of my solutions, it's on you.
I'm the overlord don't need no helps
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I'm the overlord don't need no helps
Then what are the midgets??????
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Fuck you look like an angry douche lol...in a good way
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