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      09-29-2017, 01:21 PM   #23
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Its ok everyone. He is in heaven now where you don't have sex unless you're married, and there are no more Saturday night parties because you have to worship every Sunday morning. Also there are no more threesomes (or 4,5 or 6somes) because that would denote females potentially being gay and there are non of "those types" in heaven either unless they are having stones thrown at them.

He is probably releived to be living eternity with all those living by the good book.
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Anyone watch "American Playboy" Documentary.?

Changes your whole perspective on heff. He is a legend. The guy bootstrapped for his first issue, bought a naked photo of marilyn and shocked the world.

He was married, nerdy, and not good with women.
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      09-30-2017, 09:07 AM   #25
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My generation grew up on playboy and most every boy had a playboy hidden in his room. Hugh was our hero, today the kids have the internet and every girl puts it out there. There is nothing left to the imagination, High created for the past generations.
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Its ok everyone. He is in heaven now where you don't have sex unless you're married, and there are no more Saturday night parties because you have to worship every Sunday morning. Also there are no more threesomes (or 4,5 or 6somes) because that would denote females potentially being gay and there are non of "those types" in heaven either unless they are having stones thrown at them.

He is probably releived to be living eternity with all those living by the good book.
That is kind of like one person's heaven is another person's hell. Hugh's heaven was life on earth.
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      09-30-2017, 09:49 AM   #27
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Breaking News: Hugh Hefner's penis is now being transported to the Smithsonian Museum.
How many women will see it from a distance and say: ?oh my God Hugh is dead!?
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