Confess here

lemetier · 10-01-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Did you waffle stomp it down the drain barefoot

Which part? The liquid fecal matter or the serpentine reptile?

________ · 10-01-2018, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.

tmi

Not quite. Start reading 5 posts above this.

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Never_Enough · 10-01-2018, 01:52 PM

I confess, 2,700+ miles later & I still love my Hellcat. Even converted a friend last night after I let her drive it. She loves her Stage 3 Roush a little less now & finally understands her car stands no chance in a race after all the shit she talked.

She is Hellcat shopping today. Sent me an ad for a local B5 Blue asking if I like the color.

1MOREMOD · 10-01-2018, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lemetier

Which part? The liquid fecal matter or the serpentine reptile?

Both or did you try and pick up the snake

UncleWede · 10-01-2018, 02:01 PM

First there are snake on a plane

and now there are snake in a drain????

1MOREMOD · 10-01-2018, 02:04 PM

Mine there was no snake more like a cow pie. Talk about stink

Kyngofpop · 10-01-2018, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.

tmi

Aw, it's nvr tmi in threads like these...no no, but I've already given one confession that was a bit much for this thread so I'll refrain or better yet spare you all the sordid details. You're welcome.

________ · 10-01-2018, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.

tmi

Aw, it's nvr tmi in threads like these...no no, but I've already given one confession that was a bit much for this thread so I'll refrain or better yet spare you all the sordid details. You're welcome.

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lemetier · 10-01-2018, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by lemetier

Which part? The liquid fecal matter or the serpentine reptile?

Both or did you try and pick up the snake

Neither. I did what any rational man would do
In the same situation. After I ceased screaming at the shock of a snake and shitting down my leg, I pissed on it enough to corner it at one end, reached out and grabbed the the trash bin with one hand while keeping my cock in the other incase the bastard moved, slipped slightly, so, again, I shit a little more. I proceeded to pull the bin into the shower, set it on it's side, then took aim again to coerce Medusa's offspring into it. Once accomplished, I pissed on it once more for good measure, sprinted out the bathroom, ran to the farthest exterior door since the nearest wouldn't be rational, and tossed it out. Then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and felt relief no one was there to witness this series of events.

UncleWede · 10-01-2018, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lemetier

Neither. I did what any rational man would do
In the same situation. After I ceased screaming at the shock of a snake and shitting down my leg, I pissed on it enough to corner it at one end, reached out and grabbed the the trash bin with one hand while keeping my cock in the other incase the bastard moved, slipped slightly, so, again, I shit a little more. I proceeded to pull the bin into the shower, set it on it's side, then took aim again to coerce Medusa's offspring into it. Once accomplished, I pissed on it once more for good measure, sprinted out the bathroom, ran to the farthest exterior door since the nearest wouldn't be rational, and tossed it out. Then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and felt relief no one was there to witness this series of events.

For posterity's sake

upstatedoc · 10-01-2018, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I confess, 2,700+ miles later & I still love my Hellcat.

I love my Stinger

________ · 10-01-2018, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I confess, 2,700+ miles later & I still love my Hellcat.

I love my Stinger

Is that an anal plug brand we're unaware of?

Germanauto · 10-01-2018, 05:32 PM

I do a lot of f*ked up stuff at the club with my boys.

Have crews of friends in multiple cities, been partying it up a lot lately. Slept 3 hrs the other night as I had to be at work at 6 am Sunday.

YOLO

Never_Enough · 10-01-2018, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I love my Stinger

There was one at the track Friday. Didn't see what he ran, but not a bad looking car. Just not enough HP for me.

wdb · 10-01-2018, 06:00 PM

I forgot more confessions than most of y'all have to confess.

But here's one anyway. I'm buying a car with almost 17lbs. per HP.

Here's another one. It's a BMW.

Darth One · 10-01-2018, 06:20 PM

"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms

1MOREMOD · 10-01-2018, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

I forgot more confessions than most of y'all have to confess.

But here's one anyway. I'm buying a car with almost 17lbs. per HP.

Here's another one. It's a BMW.

Get one that's 17hp per lb.

1MOREMOD · 10-01-2018, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms

That's prison

lemetier · 10-01-2018, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms

WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?

wrickem · 10-02-2018, 09:29 AM

Yesterday at 5:14am a Subaru Forrester dicked around me on a 2 lane stretch before the road goes down to one lane with no passing. Then he drove 47 in a 45 mph zone (I usually do at least 57) before it went back to 2 lanes 13 miles later and I could finally pass him

Today, I saw him coming up fast on the 2 lane but was ready for him before he did a repeat of yesterday, so today I was in front. I set my cruise control at 44 with my rear fog lights on and my rear sunshade up. When it opened up, I just took off.

Maynard · 10-03-2018, 03:18 PM

I've been hating my position so much it's been driving me nuts, and just got an acceptance on a new gig - and now starting to have second thoughts about leaving. Could I swap this for some Hoe problems?

PA135ii · 10-03-2018, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lemetier

WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?

It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.

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