Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[BimmerDimmer6]

Originally Posted by joyjoy22

I have dated this guy for about two weeks, but then I realize that he doesn't have a plan in life (he doesn't want to find a new job and only cares about today since he has managed to save a bit). I decided to stop him from courting me as I don't think that it will work. Last week, I uploaded a new photo on Facebook and he left a comment telling me that I am ugly and fat.

What are you guys, 16?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by joyjoy22

I have dated this guy for about two weeks, but then I realize that he doesn't have a plan in life (he doesn't want to find a new job and only cares about today since he has managed to save a bit). I decided to stop him from courting me as I don't think that it will work. Last week, I uploaded a new photo on Facebook and he left a comment telling me that I am ugly and fat.

More info is needed here. I'm internally chuckling as I'm about to type this as this is a first for me, what do you identify as? Are you of the female persuasion or.....

Also curious to how old you two are.

Regardless, you only dated for 2 weeks. Furthermore, "You decided to stop him from"courting" you"? Don't you mean that you decided to stop seeing him??? If you are ugly and fat, then why did he want to date you to begin with? (I'm not saying you're ugly and fat - obviously I have no clue what you look like) If he makes such comments openly on facebook, then it's good that it only lasted 2 weeks. Oh yeah, and block his ass on facebook. Life is difficult enough without having to deal with shit like this. Self preservation and a healthy mental outlook are key.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

More info is needed here. I'm internally chuckling as I'm about to type this as this is a first for me, what do you identify as? Are you of the female persuasion or.....

Also curious to how old you two are.

Regardless, you only dated for 2 weeks. Furthermore, "You decided to stop him from"courting" you"? Don't you mean that you decided to stop seeing him??? If you are ugly and fat, then why did he want to date you to begin with? (I'm not saying you're ugly and fat - obviously I have no clue what you look like) If he makes such comments openly on facebook, then it's good that it only lasted 2 weeks. Oh yeah, and block his ass on facebook. Life is difficult enough without having to deal with shit like this. Self preservation and a healthy mental outlook are key.

Facts.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Oh yeah, and delete your Farcebook and other social media accounts immediately. Life is difficult enough without having to deal with shit like this. Self preservation and a healthy mental outlook are key.

Fixed that for you. (Still applies to the following sentences.)

FWIW, I know someone who married a useless lump like that. No ambition, never got a drivers license, happy with his 15 hour/week part-time retail job lump of crap...that sits on the couch all day playing video games while his wife works a full-time job plus side gigs to support them both. Can't hail an Uber, won't call a taxi, and would rather call in-law relatives to drive him to his PT job than ride the bicycle they bought him a mile to the store that he works at. Long story short, RUN don't walk.....

[UncleWede]

Now_Rudi-Judy has found ANOTHER enigma for Belgie

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Now_Rudi-Judy has found ANOTHER enigma for Belgie

I've come to realize I'm really good at finding them....or them finding me. Not a skill set I am proud of. It won't make my CV.

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I don't know how it's out in Florida but where school is for me (2 hours from Chicago) shit has been cooled down since the beginning almost. I was there the first weekend bars opened, probably heading down again this weekend. Have some finished business I want to finish again.

Also so supremely unrelated - do you play CSGO?

I play dat and pubg, league, and valorant. And gta5

[dinonz]

If she's half my age and rather hot, does that make me a silly old fool, a dirty old man, or a lucky bastard?

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by dinonz

If she's half my age and rather hot, does that make me a silly old fool, a dirty old man, or a lucky bastard?

Lol....you pulled out one of the nice rides didn't you?

Just kidding.....I say run with it!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Lol....you pulled out one of the nice rides didn't you?

Just kidding.....I say run with it!

Sort of - she's a car detailer, and I invited her around to look at the cars to detail them for me. But she spent a full 2 weeks getting my M3 right, so she truly appreciates the cars and doesn't just see them as status symbols.

She even purchased "Lambo jeans" in white so she would be able to go for a ride in them

[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by dinonz

If she's half my age and rather hot, does that make me a silly old fool, a dirty old man, or a lucky bastard?

Yes!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by dinonz

If she's half my age and rather hot, does that make me a silly old fool, a dirty old man, or a lucky bastard?

Well, lets critically examine the question and see what sort of conclusion we reach shall we?

You once indicated you have shares in the company worth about $5M. That suggest you are either lucky, or not young (but perhaps not old). This is interesting, but neither here nor there as you may be lucky, or you might be old.

Next, you've indicated you can code quite well even while impaired on narcotics, implying a level of intelligence. Therefore, I think we can safely rule out "silly" / "fool".

Lastly, from the way you speak, I would have guessed you'd be in your 50's, potentially early 60's, but I'd guess more towards the 50's mark. The older I get (at 38) the more leniency I find I'm willing to extend to the age I consider to be "old". Therefore, I wouldn't consider this age to be old.

Now if we were to put everything together, we've ruled out "silly old fool" as the correct answer. We've also eliminated "old", which suggests then that "dirty old man" is also not correct, since it contains the term "old".

And since you've promised to ship me the Lambo (either one really) and it hasn't materialized, I can only conclude that you are most assuredly a bastard, and we are therefore left with the conclusion that you are a "lucky bastard" as the correct answer.

- Joe Sherlock Kerr

[upstatedoc]

pic of female car detailer

[BimmerDimmer6]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

pic of female car detailer

Don't be creepy

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

pic of female car detailer

Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Don't be creepy

I'll be creepy. Let's see a pic of the detailer before I cast my vote of what category our friend dinonz falls into.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I'll be creepy. Let's see a pic of the detailer before I cast my vote of what category our friend dinonz falls into.

Yeah, he could at least share the website of the detailer if it has pictures couldn't he?

[MKSixer]

I have a question for the team:

When did a degree in Cosmetology become an Advanced Degree?

I'm asking this seriously. I've been in communication with 2 or 3 ladies on sites and they are labeling their Cosmetology certification as an advanced degree. If this is the case, I need to inform my family members with mere law degrees, PhDs and MDs that they have new peers in the educational pantheon.

I'm out.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well, lets critically examine the question and see what sort of conclusion we reach shall we?

You once indicated you have shares in the company worth about $5M. That suggest you are either lucky, or not young (but perhaps not old). This is interesting, but neither here nor there as you may be lucky, or you might be old.

Next, you've indicated you can code quite well even while impaired on narcotics, implying a level of intelligence. Therefore, I think we can safely rule out "silly" / "fool".

Lastly, from the way you speak, I would have guessed you'd be in your 50's, potentially early 60's, but I'd guess more towards the 50's mark. The older I get (at 38) the more leniency I find I'm willing to extend to the age I consider to be "old". Therefore, I wouldn't consider this age to be old.

Now if we were to put everything together, we've ruled out "silly old fool" as the correct answer. We've also eliminated "old", which suggests then that "dirty old man" is also not correct, since it contains the term "old".

And since you've promised to ship me the Lambo (either one really) and it hasn't materialized, I can only conclude that you are most assuredly a bastard, and we are therefore left with the conclusion that you are a "lucky bastard" as the correct answer.

- Joe Sherlock Kerr

Very astute my friend - I'm 50.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I'll be creepy. Let's see a pic of the detailer before I cast my vote of what category our friend dinonz falls into.

Sorry - had to crop her head out for privacy. These are her Lambo jeans.

It's now a bit uncertain as it seems she might have unfinished business with her ex and I don't want to get involved in that mess.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, he could at least share the website of the detailer if it has pictures couldn't he?

I'm not giving you guys her contact details

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Sorry - had to crop her head out for privacy. These are her Lambo jeans.

It's now a bit uncertain as it seems she might have unfinished business with her ex and I don't want to get involved in that mess.

They all seem to have unfinished business with the ex. Based upon visual criteria, I am certain that you are not a silly old fool. Being a dirty old man simply comes with age. If you are under 30 this is normal, if you are over 30 and find women attractive, you are in fact a dirty old man.

Upon reviewing her credentials, I'm going to give you a green light to proceed. Well done sir.

.....and +1 for actually dropping a photo. There are only a few of us here that have been so bold to do such.

Originally Posted by dinonz

I'm not giving you guys her contact details

I don't know why not. None of us have a Lambo nor a female detailer that bought matching jeans for your car. I hope you realize how small the chances are for something like this and act accordingly.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

They all seem to have unfinished business with the ex. Based upon visual criteria, I am certain that you are not a silly old fool. Being a dirty old man simply comes with age. If you are under 30 this is normal, if you are over 30 and find women attractive, you are in fact a dirty old man.

Upon reviewing her credentials, I'm going to give you a green light to proceed. Well done sir.

.....and +1 for actually dropping a photo. There are only a few of us here that have been so bold to do such.



I don't know why not. None of us have a Lambo nor a female detailer that bought matching jeans for your car. I hope you realize how small the chances are for something like this and act accordingly.

I'm just trying to play it cool and see what happens. Not getting my hopes up.