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      05-20-2020, 06:17 AM   #6535
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Tinder has been on fire lately.

I just logged on after not being active for a week and have accumulated 3 matches. Going to try and set something up for this weekend again, but TA girl still wants to hang out. Not sure how I feel about developing a relationship with someone 9 years older than me, but we will see how bored I get this weekend, lol.
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i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl
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i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl
You met the freaking Dad?

Oh boy, the last time I “willingly” met a chick’s Dad, I got invited to a family cookout the next day. Never did make it, but I bet he cooked a mean hamburger, kind of regret not going.

Anyways, at least you got your pickle tickled, pickle.

Where’d you meet her, Tinder I presume?
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      05-23-2020, 06:16 AM   #6539
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i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl
Lol......I've done that so many times I have forgotten about it.

One girl....the first time I picked her up...her dad was working on an old muscle car. When I pulled u,p, he was trying to start it.

I literally walked right past her to him and the car, and we had it running in 5 minutes as he had the firing order wrong.

I think I took her out twice.
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i did it again gents

and i got to see a very cool custom small block chevy v8 AND i got permission to use his garage+tools to work on my car. at this point its starting to become a trend of find girl - meet dad - become friends with dad - be more sad to break stuff off with him than with the girl


lmao, tragic
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tinder is odd, you will get a match, then log back on, and the match is gone. shady
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You met the freaking Dad?

Oh boy, the last time I “willingly” met a chick’s Dad, I got invited to a family cookout the next day. Never did make it, but I bet he cooked a mean hamburger, kind of regret not going.

Anyways, at least you got your pickle tickled, pickle.

Where’d you meet her, Tinder I presume?
Well, uncle this time. Her dad passed before she was born and mom is based out of Indy, so she's staying at her uncle's place while working in Chicago. I know her from school, she graduated in December. She was dating another dude back then but she was cool so we struck it out as friends; turned out she lives 15 mins from where I work.

Plan was to "teach her how to shop" for healthy food (I started taking better care of myself during quarantine), so I also knocked out my shopping while I was out. On the way back being a great gentleman I had to help her carry stuff into her place, and... you can figure out the rest

Plus at this point I'm actually in to meeting the dads. Kind of amazing how so many cool guys end up having bland as fuck daughters though

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Lol......I've done that so many times I have forgotten about it.

One girl....the first time I picked her up...her dad was working on an old muscle car. When I pulled up, he was trying to start it.

I literally walked right past her to him and the car, and we had it running in 5 minutes as he had the firing order wrong.

I think I took her out twice.
Another girl I was literally casually seeing told me to drop her off a few houses away bc her dad was out in the garage working on their car. She also said he likes to fuck around with the guys she brings home and that he's kind of intimidating. What happens when you tell Pickle there's a guy who likes cars and you also throw in a challenge for him? You meet the dad.

So I start talking to this guy, he was using some compound to remove the cloud from his headlights. I was watching a video on it a few nights before so I started talking to him about what sort of compound to use etc. Foot in the door, so he was like "let me show you around the garage". There was a super clean 318ti, the E36 hatchbacks. 18k miles on it too the guy was very proud of it. He also refurbed tools in his free time, and gave me a WW2 era wrench as a souvenir.

She was really fucking hot too, and it was going too well until she slapped me across the face and asked if that turned me on. Idk if thats you guys' thing, but sure as shit it did not turn me on.


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tinder is odd, you will get a match, then log back on, and the match is gone. shady
I've started to think thats just a way to lure you back in to the app; or you and I are so ugly girls right swipe mistakenly and go "oh fuck" and unmatch by the time we log back in.
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      05-23-2020, 10:38 AM   #6543
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Well, uncle this time. Her dad passed before she was born and mom is based out of Indy, so she's staying at her uncle's place while working in Chicago. I know her from school, she graduated in December. She was dating another dude back then but she was cool so we struck it out as friends; turned out she lives 15 mins from where I work.

Plan was to "teach her how to shop" for healthy food (I started taking better care of myself during quarantine), so I also knocked out my shopping while I was out. On the way back being a great gentleman I had to help her carry stuff into her place, and... you can figure out the rest

Plus at this point I'm actually in to meeting the dads. Kind of amazing how so many cool guys end up having bland as fuck daughters though



Another girl I was literally casually seeing told me to drop her off a few houses away bc her dad was out in the garage working on their car. She also said he likes to fuck around with the guys she brings home and that he's kind of intimidating. What happens when you tell Pickle there's a guy who likes cars and you also throw in a challenge for him? You meet the dad.

So I start talking to this guy, he was using some compound to remove the cloud from his headlights. I was watching a video on it a few nights before so I started talking to him about what sort of compound to use etc. Foot in the door, so he was like "let me show you around the garage". There was a super clean 318ti, the E36 hatchbacks. 18k miles on it too the guy was very proud of it. He also refurbed tools in his free time, and gave me a WW2 era wrench as a souvenir.

She was really fucking hot too, and it was going too well until she slapped me across the face and asked if that turned me on. Idk if thats you guys' thing, but sure as shit it did not turn me on.



I've started to think thats just a way to lure you back in to the app; or you and I are so ugly girls right swipe mistakenly and go "oh fuck" and unmatch by the time we log back in.
I had a girl headbutt me during the deed one time on accident.....pissed me off and I headbutted her back before I caught myself!
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@Turkish Pickle You mentioned eating healthier. How you doing in the trying to quite smoking area?
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That's awesome, congrats!!!
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Monday's my 40th day of no nicotine
After a big meal of roast duck and watercress and a bed of rice. A expensive cigerette is the best while sitting down.
Way to knock someone down who's trying to quit smoking.

Pickle you can do it, I quit like 4 years ago. I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked a random few cigs since then, but it's on very rare occasions I'll have one.
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Way to knock someone down who's trying to quit smoking.

Pickle you can do it, I quit like 4 years ago. I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked a random few cigs since then, but it's on very rare occasions I'll have one.
Anytime 213 posts, remind him he is punished until he cleans his room.
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After a big meal of roast duck and watercress and a bed of rice. A expensive cigerette is the best while sitting down.
that sounds more like a cigar meal imo, the duck and black rice has such a rich and complex flavour profile you wouldn't want to smoke some newports after that.

question for you - would you go with a gravy on that or a light vinaigrette?

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Way to knock someone down who's trying to quit smoking.

Pickle you can do it, I quit like 4 years ago. I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked a random few cigs since then, but it's on very rare occasions I'll have one.
eh it's day 40 of no nicotine I think I'm mostly in the clear. not wheezing in the morning like a 80 year old guy is pretty comfy.

me quitting is more related to dropping the habit and addiction, i don't think im ok with giving up cigars. i very rarely enjoy one, especially if it's warm out and i can sit in the back yard with some light work / book and some espresso.
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Way to knock someone down who's trying to quit smoking.

Pickle you can do it, I quit like 4 years ago. I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked a random few cigs since then, but it's on very rare occasions I'll have one.
Anytime 213 posts, remind him he is punished until he cleans his room.
Lol that post will never be forgotten

Dude had chips all on the floor too
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Sounds good, let's see some pics.
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After a big meal of roast duck and watercress and a bed of rice. A expensive cigerette is the best while sitting down.
Actually, a cigarette is the most disgusting thing I can think of after a nice meal. A cigarette gives a wise man time to think, and a fool something to suck on. Sadly there's few wise men in this world.
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Kissing a girl who smokes cigarettes is one of the nastiest things I've ever experienced. That would be the first habit to break if wanting to meet a quality girl, shit is gross.
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I've stopped dating 3 because of this. Disgusting in the extreme.
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I've stopped dating 3 because of this. Disgusting in the extreme.
I won't even start dating a smoker. Its like kissing an ashtray.

I remember years ago my friend used to use an empty beer bottle as his ashtray, until one night he took a drink from the wrong bottle. Never saw him do it again.
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