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      04-24-2020, 11:25 AM   #6381
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
Wow girls are like that yikes! you dodged a bullet captain REX. I have zero snapchat, facebook, instagram, or twitter. I only have e90post and I wonder if my gf right now was gone and i have to deal with a bunch of chicks only liking you for social media because I got none. Not even a linked in but those are for office people.
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      04-24-2020, 12:26 PM   #6385
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Yeah i think the public schools are pretty much just to make workers and people join the rat race for the wealthy. Its like a factory for humans to become robots and serve the 5 percent. In highschool they never taught me how to file my taxes or learn what type of shady people are out there. I learned different native americans when all of em are dead cuz yankee people. And i didnt mean to type all sizzles, im just on the bed still and woke up.
Thank you....and as suspected, you just proved my point. There is hope (and much entertainment) that lies beneath the surface here. I bet you're a hoot at dinner parties.


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Slight correction - If the word following begins with a vowel sound use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "I'll see you in an hour...."

In that case the h is silent so the word sounds like it starts with a vowel, so you use an.
touche' and thank you.
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      04-24-2020, 12:46 PM   #6386
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
What in the actual fuck did I just read.... I think that is enough internet for today...
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
Wow girls are like that yikes! you dodged a bullet captain REX. I have zero snapchat, facebook, instagram, or twitter. I only have e90post and I wonder if my gf right now was gone and i have to deal with a bunch of chicks only liking you for social media because I got none. Not even a linked in but those are for office people.
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i have two questions:

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2. is english your native language?
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
Wow girls are like that yikes! you dodged a bullet captain REX. I have zero snapchat, facebook, instagram, or twitter. I only have e90post and I wonder if my gf right now was gone and i have to deal with a bunch of chicks only liking you for social media because I got none. Not even a linked in but those are for office people.
Was the 20 a typo and you meant to say 10?
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Why are you bullshitting us?
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Why are you bullshitting us?
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I had one eye and was using my phone in bed, my thumb dude
You sound like the monkey I rescued from the circus. Do you wear diapers by any chance? When your eye comes back online and your ship lands come over and braid my hair. Grip.
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You sound like the monkey I rescued from the circus. Do you wear diapers by any chance? When your eye comes back online and your ship lands come over and braid my hair. Grip.
Details on the monkey?
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Think Marcel from Friends but with an eye patch (I change if for different seasons and holidays) and only thumb/pinky on one hand and pointer/ring finger on the other. Feet are normal.
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Pesonally I had only good experience. Of course you should use good apps tp avoid scam and fake profiles.
Please list the names of said good apps.
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Please list the names of said good apps.
Sadly for me, when you have a body like Jabba the Hut and a face perfect for radio, no app is a good app.
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Sadly for me, when you have a body like Jabba the Hut and a face perfect for radio, no app is a good app.
sugardaddy.com?

My memory of Star Wars is faint, as I only watched the trilogy once...whatever the first trilogy that came out was, I'm aware there has been a few more since and apparently set before the first trilogy, but have not watched them...but if memory serves me, Jabba used chains. Perhaps that's the missing element for you?
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Sadly for me, when you have a body like Jabba the Hut and a face perfect for radio, no app is a good app.
If social media is any kind of a measuring stick here, you don't need to look like a model these days. Just make sure you keep those Lambo keys in a very noticeable, yet not too obvious place. They'll be following you home like the Pied Piper.
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Sadly for me, when you have a body like Jabba the Hut and a face perfect for radio, no app is a good app.
Body type can be changed, just takes discipline. Plus not everyone is looking for some ripped guy with a 12" dick. One of my coworkers at a previous employer was north of 300 lbs. The guy was massive and round. Nicest guy in the world, and although he was married, when we went out for company functions women would flock to him. They found him approachable, harmless, and like a big teddy bear. It was quite funny to watch all the tatted up tough guys at the bar stare in disgust as these women sat at our tables and chatted him up.

I've seen some pretty hot women walking around with some disgusting dudes. They definitely didn't drive M cars and many looked like they had nothing going for them. One of my high school friends was a cheerleader, dancer, etc and has the body of a fitness model. Shes currently dating some guy with no job who she has to drive around because he lost his license. Some women are more content finding someone they don't have to worry about straying away from them than a guy they find super attractive.
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sugardaddy.com?

My memory of Star Wars is faint, as I only watched the trilogy once...whatever the first trilogy that came out was, I'm aware there has been a few more since and apparently set before the first trilogy, but have not watched them...but if memory serves me, Jabba used chains. Perhaps that's the missing element for you?
If I could have had Carrie Fisher in that bikini in chains I'd be a happy man!
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