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I'd somehow fall off that barstool just because it's shaped like a fucking saddle. Horses and I just do not mesh. Incident #1 - Was a kid, at the zoo and it was the pony rides. Boring, slow trot as the zoo employee (teenager) walks the horse around again, super slowly. Don't know what I watched before hand but I clicked my heels and said - giddiyup. Well, that pony took off and I held on for my life. The zoo employees finally corralled us both. Incident #2 - A decade or two has passed. I am now in my 20's. We take a trip down to Mexico with the females, they of course want to go horseback riding on the beach in Porto Vallarta like all the other gringo tourists do. I figure, I've been riding motorcycles now for quite some years, how difficult can a fucking horse be. Yeah well nobody told me I'm not supposed to bounce up and down in the seat like a fucking bobble head. I didn't know I was supposed to RISE UP using the stirrups. I had an ice pack on my balls for a day and a half. I'm not even gonna get into incident #3 cuz it was recent but point is, I'm done with horses. Off to the glue factory!!! |
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08-30-2021, 06:38 AM | #34633 |
Cailín gan eagla.
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08-30-2021, 05:29 PM | #34639 |
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Life in Canada, eehhh? I remember Ive seen one video of a moose walking down the freeway but this thing was the size of a John Deere tractor. Maybe bigger lol
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I didn't even know. Shows how much I pay attention.
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This is a painting hanging in my home of my boys. My MIL painted it. We were exactly on that spot.
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Agreed! God bless our men and women at Pendleton! I will say, early 80's around there were a bit different. The city got it together and is a wonderful place now. Ever go to the purple palace? Oh my.....
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