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Or when you wake up in the morning and see you still have a half hour to snooze before the alarm, but...you have to pee.
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...or when you're taking massive quantities of diuretics (aka: vitamin pee), and don't even make it back to the bed before you have to turn around for another drivers' lounge visit.....
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I don't wake up to no stinkin' alarm.
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You can’t: drive 3 hours with 7000’ elevation change without the ortho sending you to ER to check for blood clot
Negative, but wife says this is a soccer career ending injury
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Low dose aspirin time?
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04-22-2024, 09:49 PM | #7949 |
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Years ago my doctor prescribed a low-dose aspirin regimen. Had to stop taking it. Made me bleed from my stomach and cough up blood.
Took weeks to find out why I was bleeding. Then someone asked are you taking aspirin? I said yes. They said stop. So I stopped. And the bleeding stopped.
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Switched medical groups and lost my cardiologist. You reminded me it’s time to find a new one. I’m seeing my PCP this Friday and going to ask for a referral.
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Condolences from the thread's resident amateur race car driver who was forced into medical retirement eight years ago.....
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Because we are old and decrepit, I would guess.
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Amen!!!
I was at a distant Tractor Supply store a few weeks ago, and saw an E-track hand strap loop that clipped into the cargo restraints in the almost-Mighty Freightliner. I threw it into our cart without even looking at the price. My DW asked me why I wanted it, and I answered "Help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!" For the record, I already used it more than once this past weekend.....
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da fuq??? I guess it’s back to the weights in the gym. They usually have some 2.5lb barbells
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Another one of his: "There are three signs of old age: loss of memory...I forget the other two."
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Used to watch his TV show every week. A comic genius. Always ended his show with his signature closing line; "good night and may God bless."
“The Red Skelton Show is an American television comedy/variety show that aired from 1951 to 1971. In the decade prior to hosting the show, Richard "Red" Skelton had a successful career as a radio and motion pictures star. Although his television series is largely associated with CBS, where it appeared for more than sixteen years, it actually began and ended on NBC. During its run, the program received three Emmy Awards, for Skelton as best comedian and the program as best comedy show during its initial season, and an award for comedy writing in 1961. In 1959 Skelton also received a Golden Globe for Best TV Show.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Skelton_Show
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