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      01-13-2015, 09:08 PM   #177
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Flap on the outside. My wife does the flap against the wall and it drives me nuts.


Is it Math or Maths?
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      01-14-2015, 03:13 AM   #180
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Math.

Neat little slit, or protruding beef curtains?
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      01-14-2015, 06:34 AM   #181
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neither once i saw my niece get a diaper change

curved up or to either side, guys?
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Bent a little to the left after 30+ years of right-handed driving.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a beefy curtain?
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How many strokes does it take to make the average Woman reach climax?
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I wouldn't call those women on the other end of the webcam average, but they climax right at the same time I do, every time, so I'd have to say 13.

Why is caffeine legal when the last time I was able to kick it, I was in the hospital with a morphine drip?
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It's legal because the manufactures and sellers of caffeine pay tax to the Government. If caffeine was sold under the table, you'll get 25 to life for a small 8oz brew.

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Peanut butter? Chunky.

Do you untie your shoes before you take them off and tie them the next time you put them on, or do you leave them just loose enough to slip them on and off?
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Peanut butter? Chunky.

Do you untie your shoes before you take them off and tie them the next time you put them on, or do you leave them just loose enough to slip them on and off?
Depends on the shoe. My Adidas and Puma sneakers are slip on/off. My boots or work shoes are untie.

New Ford GT or NSX?
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Depends on the shoe. My Adidas and Puma sneakers are slip on/off. My boots or work shoes are untie.

New Ford GT or NSX?
Ford GT

BMW X4 or Porsche Macan?
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Ford Pinto, or Yugo?
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Ford Pinto, or Yugo?
Yugo, because I don't want to be burned alive.

What is the best stock to buy now?
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Are those Women for real or lying about Bill Cosby sexually abusing them?
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adobeee asked about buying stock so i decided to post a Stork, just being funny.

Who's stronger Robin or Spider Man
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Who's stronger Robin or Spider Man
Depends on the universe and time. I think Spiderman would take regular Robin, though.

What beer should I get tonight at dinner?
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Depends on the universe and time. I think Spiderman would take regular Robin, though.

What beer should I get tonight at dinner?
I'm not a beer snob, so I just tell the waitress to bring me the darkest shit they have in house bottle or tap.


Cabernet or Merlot?
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Cabernet or Merlot?
Definitely Cabernet!

Which flavor protein shake should i take today after gym, Vanilla? Strawberry? or Chocolate?
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Definitely Cabernet!

Which flavor protein shake should i take today after gym, Vanilla? Strawberry? or Chocolate?
Strawberry with Chocolate mixed in.

Which route should I take back to NYC from Detroit? I80? I78? I76?
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