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[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Well being as I've already killed a few deer and then eaten them I'm going to go with the first option.

Minus 25 or positive 110?

If you're talking Fahrenheit, I'll take a DRY 110!

Trapped on a deserted island for the rest of your life with a dumb chick that you can't have sex with but she's super hot and only has a bikini to wear or you have an ugly chick with you that's really funny, mildly smart but the first time you have sex you'll die?

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

If you're talking Fahrenheit, I'll take a DRY 110!

Trapped on a deserted island for the rest of your life with a dumb chick that you can't have sex with but she's super hot and only has a bikini or you have an ugly chick with you that's really funny, mildly smart and the first time you have sexy you'll die?

I'd take the hot chick TBH, it's a deserted island so fuck it.

Whiskey or vodka?

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by PINeely

I'd take the hot chick TBH, it's a deserted island so fuck it.

Whiskey or vodka?

Trick question. Whisky.

Kill Bang Marry: Pam from Archer. Stephen Colbert. The ugly chick from the desert island question.

On a side note:
the hot chick will eventually come around and want to bone. Ever read Slaughterhouse 5? Exactly like that.

[NEFARIOUS]

Since there was no question from the above statement, plus the question before that got answered, my only choice is to backtrack a bit...

Originally Posted by PINeely

Is that a flare gun?

Yes it is... Along with other weird geegaws around the house, like a Pedersoli flintlock pistol (yes, civil war replica type stuff), WWI bicycle, his walkway was a bunch of salvaged license plates, and his home phone line was a restored payphone (no need to throw in quarters though), to name a few. It's kinda funny how he then has a son that isn't that into Harleys, prefers the most advanced cars/gadgets possible and wants a modern, minimalist house.

My question:
For the rest of your life, you could have the most modern computer you want, but would you rather get stuck with a laptop that uses Windows 98 (not SE), or a desktop with a modern OS, but only has a 13" CRT (bulky TV-like) monitor?

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Since there was no question from the above statement, plus the question before that got answered, my only choice is to backtrack a bit...


Yes it is... Along with other weird geegaws around the house, like a Pedersoli flintlock pistol (yes, civil war replica type stuff), WWI bicycle, his walkway was a bunch of salvaged license plates, and his home phone line was a restored payphone (no need to throw in quarters though), to name a few. It's kinda funny how he then has a son that isn't that into Harleys, prefers the most advanced cars/gadgets possible and wants a modern, minimalist house.

My question:
For the rest of your life, you could have the most modern computer you want, but would you rather get stuck with a laptop that uses Windows 98 (not SE), or a desktop with a modern OS, but only has a 13" CRT (bulky TV-like) monitor?

Pretty cool, my dad is the same way. Nothing but old Heathkits and Soviet tube testers in his office.

I would take the desktop. It would be nice to be able to carry the laptop around but there's no way I could handle a lifetime of Win 98.

Burial, cremation, or fired into space with a huge rocket?

[NEFARIOUS]

Fired into space... If it wasn't for the fact that I have a burial plot worth $12,000 waiting for me (interesting story behind that).

Would you rather have a rare condition where you'd have to end every sentence with a racial epithet, or have to fit 2 F-bombs into every sentence?

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Fired into space... If it wasn't for the fact that I have a burial plot worth $12,000 waiting for me (interesting story behind that).

Would you rather have a rare condition where you'd have to end every sentence with a racial epithet, or have to fit 2 F-bombs into every sentence?

What the fuck kind of question is that you fuckhead? That should make my fucking answer clear, fuck.

Would you rather fuck 1000 ugly chicks or a fucking sexy Japanese body pillow named Kimiko-Tan?

[kevinbahnz]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

What the fuck kind of question is that you fuckhead? That should make my fucking answer clear, fuck.

Would you rather fuck 1000 ugly chicks or a fucking sexy Japanese body pillow named Kimiko-Tan?

Kimiko-Tan.

was that an incomplete pass from romo to Dez? Lolz

[E39lolz]

Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

Kimiko-Tan.

was that an incomplete pass from romo to Dez? Lolz

IMHO it was a complete pass but good for DallASS.

Better movie: Fight Club or The Departed?

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by E39lolz

IMHO it was a complete pass but good for DallASS.

Better movie: Fight Club or The Departed?

The Departed although I love both movies.

Would you rather be caught hunting Dolphins in Taiji Cove, Japan or busted for running an underground rooster fighting ring? The hot chick from my other question is swimming with these Dolphins and the ugly, funny, kinda smart lady is collecting bets ringside at the cockfight.

[NEFARIOUS]

Rooster ring. Can't swim worth shit.

Would you rather listen to brutal death metal for the rest of your life, or confined to a lifetime of J-Bieb?

[ibarry92]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Rooster ring. Can't swim worth shit.

Would you rather listen to brutal death metal for the rest of your life, or confined to a lifetime of J-Bieb?

Hate metal, so I'll have to go with Justin Bieber. Although, I believe he hasn't made music in a while, so I'll be stuck listening to the same songs.

Be able to control time or lightning speed/slip through objects?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Rooster ring. Can't swim worth shit.

Would you rather listen to brutal death metal for the rest of your life, or confined to a lifetime of J-Bieb?

Biebs of course

give bj or take anal?

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Biebs of course

give bj or take anal?

That's tough. Give BJ.

Dress like a hipster everyday or wear a Bluetooth earpiece everyday?

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ibarry92

Hate metal, so I'll have to go with Justin Bieber. Although, I believe he hasn't made music in a while, so I'll be stuck listening to the same songs.

Be able to control time or lightning speed/slip through objects?

Be able to control time.
If I can control time, I can just stop time and pass through stuff without notice.
If I can "walk" the particle accelerator by stopping the time, I will be faster than "c"


Would you rather have a skill to throw the baseball at 110mph? or have a skill to drive 0.8sec per laps faster than F1 driver champ on a same F1 racecar?

[Billup]

Uhhhhhhh drive .8 sec faster per lap...., but I already can I just can't afford to join the racing funs.


Would you rather be Spiderman or Batman?

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

Uhhhhhhh drive .8 sec faster per lap...., but I already can I just can't afford to join the racing funs.


Would you rather be Spiderman or Batman?

Dark knight.

iOS or Andoid?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Dark knight.

iOS or Andoid?

Andoid...simply cause I haven't heard of it and I'm a hipster. Is it like Android, just without the "r"?

Be able to fly at the speed of sound or run at twice the speed of sound?

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Andoid...simply cause I haven't heard of it and I'm a hipster. Is it like Android, just without the "r"?

Be able to fly at the speed of sound or run at twice the speed of sound?

lol i meant Android.

run at twice the speed of sound, the Po po will never catch me.

(A) Be very attractive, handsome, tall, rich, muscular but you have a 3incher (you can not enhance it, surgically, medical etc)

(B) Ugliest, fat, poor, smelly but you carry a 10incher.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

lol i meant Android.

run at twice the speed of sound, the Po po will never catch me.

(A) Be very attractive, handsome, tall, rich, muscular but you have a 3incher (you can not enhance it, surgically, medical etc)

(B) Ugliest, fat, poor, smelly but you carry a 10incher.

A, because there are other methods of getting women off, and if I'm rich I'll have a bunch of shit that make women want you anyways.


Have enlarged breasts (small B cup?) or a 3 incher?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by PINeely

That's tough. Give BJ.

Dress like a hipster everyday or wear a Bluetooth earpiece everyday?

Dress like a hipster, cuz acting gay is more fun than being thought of as a driver or security guy

oops seems to have split the thread with my late reply earlier.. feel free to continue, answer either or both if you want to play this at twice the speed

actually I won't ask I question, let's stay on this fun topic of body sizes..

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

A, because there are other methods of getting women off, and if I'm rich I'll have a bunch of shit that make women want you anyways.


Have enlarged breasts (small B cup?) or a 3 incher?

enlarged breasts, i can always bench press them into nice pecs lol. Women will always want that hard long throbbing inches lol

Be a midget (3') or be excessively tall (9')?