What would you do on your last day?

Yapakanichi · 09-07-2018, 07:53 AM

What shenanigans would you do if it was your last day at your job?

Or would you go out with pride and do nothing?

No it's not the last day of your life stop thinking that.

CTinline-six · 09-07-2018, 08:05 AM

I would pull a few funny pranks on co-workers but nothing crazy. Never burn bridges.

DETRoadster · 09-07-2018, 08:13 AM

Sit at my desk and surf BP the entire day.

Never_Enough · 09-07-2018, 08:16 AM

Not do any work, that's for sure.

King Rudi · 09-07-2018, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Sit at my desk and surf BP the entire day.

Wouldn't this be the same as any other day?

What about handing out some special brownies from the new employer?

Joekerr · 09-07-2018, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by knowthebattle

What shenanigans would you do if it was your last day at your job?

Or would you go out with pride and do nothing?

No it's not the last day of your life stop thinking that.

1. Upperdeck the toilets
2. Hide a few cheap alarm clocks in strategic places set to as loud as possible
3. Goof off.

Or none of the above. Dunno.

1MOREMOD · 09-07-2018, 08:27 AM

Put the upper decker in employees locker, file cabinet or desk instead

Yapakanichi · 09-07-2018, 08:42 AM

OMG the upper deckers are popular lol

Yapakanichi · 09-07-2018, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Wouldn't this be the same as any other day?

What about handing out some special brownies from the new employer?

lol They don't sell brownies. I thought about how funny it would be to make some, but the legal and financial ramifications aren't worth the laugh.

Maynard · 09-07-2018, 09:11 AM

I'd start a rumor that the whole place was about to go under and RIF everybody - tell them you wanted to quit before it all got crazy.

Never_Enough · 09-07-2018, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Not do any work, that's for sure.

I would definitely drink at work, though.

Yapakanichi · 09-07-2018, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I would definitely drink at work, though.

admit nothing....

1MOREMOD · 09-07-2018, 09:36 AM

Get with bosses secretary on his desk?

jaye944 · 09-07-2018, 09:38 AM

but you do that now ?

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Sit at my desk and surf BP the entire day.

jaye944 · 09-07-2018, 09:39 AM

I would go in to work, and do some work for a change

jaye944 · 09-07-2018, 09:41 AM

I had to google U/D, it's an american thing right ?

dirty little fuqr's how is that even a thing ? God the way some peoples mind's work

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Originally Posted by knowthebattle

OMG the upper deckers are popular lol

GuidoK · 09-07-2018, 09:43 AM

on the last day of the last job I quit (9 years ago now to start my own business) I worked till 20:00pm to get the last things done.
Didnt even write the extra hours.
So just another day...

Joekerr · 09-07-2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

I had to google U/D, it's an american thing right ?

dirty little fuqr's how is that even a thing ? God the way some peoples mind's work

Your admiration is oozing through your words. Nice try at pretending you aren't thinking about doing it to certain people's houses.

Yapakanichi · 09-07-2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

I had to google U/D, it's an american thing right ?

dirty little fuqr's how is that even a thing ? God the way some peoples mind's work

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Your admiration is oozing through your words. Nice try at pretending you aren't thinking about doing it to certain people's houses.

Both Canadian.....

MKSixer · 09-07-2018, 10:03 AM

Thanked everyone I worked with and made certain all last hard hand-offs were made.

Yapakanichi · 09-07-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Thanked everyone I worked with and made certain all last hard hand-offs were made.

This is what ultimately is going to happen, I've already begun making how-to-do for the next person and my fellow employees.

MKSixer · 09-07-2018, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by knowthebattle

This is what ultimately is going to happen, I've already begun making how-to-do for the next person and my fellow employees.

Good man. This is how you get the reputation of being a real pro which will follow you for the rest of your life!

Cheers-mk

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