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      03-05-2019, 02:07 PM   #23
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Little known fact: I was extremely allergic to horses growing up. I would have been a terrible cowboy. However, I am not looking for BBQ or chili in Monaco.
Oh well shoot. Best chili I've had in my life was in Monte Carlo. Was going to recommend the place but as you are not looking for that, nevermind.

The beaches in Nice are terribly overrated. Very steep and super rocky. No sand in sight. I saw exactly 1 topless sunbather; a very large septuagenarian German woman. Total disappointment. Barcelona beaches on the otherhand, delivered.
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Little known fact: I was extremely allergic to horses growing up. I would have been a terrible cowboy. However, I am not looking for BBQ or chili in Monaco.
Haul your stupid ass to Finland. Bring the wife and kids and you will have a free accommodations and the adventure of your lives.
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Haul your stupid ass to Finland. Bring the wife and kids and you will have a free accommodations and the adventure of your lives.
Finland:


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Is it really a question which is the better choice?
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Little known fact: I was extremely allergic to horses growing up. I would have been a terrible cowboy. However, I am not looking for BBQ or chili in Monaco.
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Finland:


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Is it really a question which is the better choice?

Valid query. You definitely cannot go skiing or snowmobiling in Monaco.

Finland it is then.
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Valid query. You definitely cannot go skiing or snowmobiling in Monaco.

Finland it is then.
LOL, well played.

I just realized those 2 photos are my next 2 weeks. Ski trip up to Whistler this weekend, then off to a little fishing village in Mexico next weekend. Life is tough.
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LOL, well played.

I just realized those 2 photos are my next 2 weeks. Ski trip up to Whistler this weekend, then off to a little fishing village in Mexico next weekend. Life is tough.
I really liked Whistler. That, actually, was with the same company that is having the convention in Monaco. I actually could've skied when I was in Whistler, if I'd known that you can ski there in June.
And I'll be back in Vancouver in August, for a Alaska cruise with a different company (likely my last with that company, as they dropped their most popular product).


I wonder if I would get better food responses here if I talked about how my hot cousin from Manhattan was coming........
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I really liked Whistler. That, actually, was with the same company that is having the convention in Monaco. I actually could've skied when I was in Whistler, if I'd known that you can ski there in June.
And I'll be back in Vancouver in August, for a Alaska cruise with a different company (likely my last with that company, as they dropped their most popular product).
You can, however, it's way up on a glacier and is not great. My company does an annual summer retreat to Whistler. Whole company plus spouses, kids, etc. Close to 150 people. It's awesome. Hiking, mountain biking, pool time, way too much good food and drink. I actually like Whistler even better in the summer. Still, very much looking forward to this weekend though. It's been a good snow year.


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I wonder if I would get better food responses here if I talked about how my hot cousin from Manhattan was coming........
Only if you post pics of her! My wife and I did Monaco as a day trip during a 7 day visit to Nice. We are both major foodies and honestly, I can't give you a single recommendation between them. The best food by far on that trip was what we cooked in our apartment. Amsterdam, Paris, Hong Kong, Macau, Barcelona, Iceland, Germany, Italy, I'll talk your ear off with recommendations for food. Nice, Canne, and Monte Carlo were all kinda lackluster. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.
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I really liked Whistler. That, actually, was with the same company that is having the convention in Monaco. I actually could've skied when I was in Whistler, if I'd known that you can ski there in June.
And I'll be back in Vancouver in August, for a Alaska cruise with a different company (likely my last with that company, as they dropped their most popular product).


I wonder if I would get better food responses here if I talked about how my hot cousin from Manhattan was coming........
Whistles is a fucking ski resort.

Come to Finland! I'll give you 6 hours of jetlag and then you guys can experience the normal house wife life of a Finn completely free of charge! I swear, I'm the normal housewife around here, since I don't know any other but the stories some meanies have told here can't be true. I'm sure I'll get a five star review from you all!

Food is on me, I'll buy extra cheese for you guys and I got a half a cow in the freezer so you guys won't starve.

So when are you landing?
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Those have zero holes in them and they're worn by a guy with a tan. Get your pics right.
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Whistles is a fucking ski resort.

Come to Finland! I'll give you 6 hours of jetlag and then you guys can experience the normal house wife life of a Finn completely free of charge! I swear, I'm the normal housewife around here, since I don't know any other but the stories some meanies have told here can't be true. I'm sure I'll get a five star review from you all!

Food is on me, I'll buy extra cheese for you guys and I got a half a cow in the freezer so you guys won't starve.

So when are you landing?
Will you cut the cheese for us?

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My bad, apparently he just has more handles again.
He posted 17 minutes ago, as Anglo. Get your conspiracies straight!
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Will you cut the cheese for us?

You fucks won't go to my kitchen so yeah.

Well, you can do the dishes but I'd rather have you experiencing the more wild side of my life.

My life usually goes weird early.

5 am: "come, the dog is sick"
5.15: "Oh, okay, cool, I won't do that again. So liver illness and no small fish for the dog?"

5.45 am: "So youre sure she'll be fine?"
"No, but she is 16 and all vets would tell you to put her down where as I tell you not to do stupid shit."

6.45am: porridge making time.
7. Am : wake up the kids.
8 am: send them to school, call the vet and handle the dog.
8.15: forestry, basically raking.
12.45 pm: panic while finding someone who can fetch the tiny kid from kindergarten since I'm in the fucking woods still.
3 pm: lunch. Prepared with the kids
4 pm: homework.
5-8 pm: stupid kid shit and grocery shopping and library and still fucked and also cooking dinner.

9 pm: all kids want a last personal chat.
10 pm: I'm off duty
10.01: I have to seriously do my research and go through numbers and then i have to invest enough to something I can profit enough in 10 days to cover the costs of my most expensive day in the last year.
Midnight: phone hour, I answer texts.
1 am, bed with a book.
3 am: second or third book since 7 am is the time I wake up at.

I do so hope you will decide to come here and enjoy your housewife experience provided by Lups.

I'll do the cheese but for the love of god... help me sort out how the remote controller to our tv works. I really want to watch one movie when I have the time.
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He posted 17 minutes ago, as Anglo. Get your conspiracies straight!
U saying I'm wrong, baby?

Come on, that's an Anglo account right there. I just assumed the main one had been banned since he posts like that.
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Valid query. You definitely cannot go skiing or snowmobiling in Monaco.

Finland it is then.
Says the guy who’s going to southern Italy
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Says the guy who’s going to southern Italy
All in for ridding him,riding him hard! the dude takes down 3ft diameter trees where as I bitch on and on and on (and on and on, and then some more) about 2ft wide trees I have to chop down.

I'm prolly the manliest thing this forum has around and I wouldn't go near snow on a holiday to save my sorry ass.

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All in for ridding him,riding him hard! the dude takes down 3ft diameter woods where as I bitch on and on and on (and on and on, and then some more) about 2ft wide trees I have to chop down.

I'm prolly the manifest thing this forum has around and I wouldn't go near snow on a holiday to save my sorry ass.

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Agreed. Autocorrect fucked me over

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You fucks won't go to my kitchen so yeah.

Well, you can do the dishes but I'd rather have you experiencing the more wild side of my life.

My life usually goes weird early.

5 am: "come, the dog is sick"
5.15: "Oh, okay, cool, I won't do that again. So liver illness and no small fish for the dog?"

5.45 am: "So youre sure she'll be fine?"
"No, but she is 16 and all vets would tell you to put her down where as I tell you not to do stupid shit."

6.45am: porridge making time.
7. Am : wake up the kids.
8 am: send them to school, call the vet and handle the dog.
8.15: forestry, basically raking.

5-8 pm: stupid kid shit and grocery shopping and library and still fucked and also cooking dinner.

3 am: second or third book since 7 am is the time I wake up at.

I do so hope you will decide to come here and enjoy your housewife experience provided by Lups.

I'll do the cheese but for the love of god... help me sort out how the remote controller to our tv works. I really want to watch one movie when I have the time.
No forest fires for you?

If we came, we would need to bring the dog. He supervises dinner.

I don't think you got the "cut the cheese" joke. I am such a "stinker".
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