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      06-04-2019, 07:44 AM   #4203
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Well, I'm taking her out tomorrow night. She wants to go to the gun range.

I guess I'll find out how much she really likes me, once she has a firearm in her hand!

do this for her lol


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Teachable moment!
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do you think she will laugh at you or shoot you lol
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do you think she will laugh at you or shoot you lol
I'm betting on laugh, THEN shoot.
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I'm betting on laugh, THEN shoot.
well thats plus on her if she has sense of humor!
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well thats plus on her if she has sense of humor!
Yeah, but she'll lose those points if she shoots me.
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well thats plus on her if she has sense of humor!
Yeah, but she'll lose those points if she shoots me.
depends on what you're into
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depends on what you're into
I'm really into NOT getting shot!
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Well, I'm taking her out tomorrow night. She wants to go to the gun range.

I guess I'll find out how much she really likes me, once she has a firearm in her hand!
That's awesome! The second date I took the girlfriend on was to the gun range.
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That's awesome! The second date I took the girlfriend on was to the gun range.
Nice! She's been wanting to do this since we met.

Our second date was on her birthday, so I took her to a nice steak dinner and gave her a card and small bouquet of flowers.....because I'm a damn gentleman!
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Nice! She's been wanting to do this since we met.

Our second date was on her birthday, so I took her to a nice steak dinner and gave her a card and small bouquet of flowers.....because I'm a damn gentleman!
did u give her the D with a bow???


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Nice! She's been wanting to do this since we met.

Our second date was on her birthday, so I took her to a nice steak dinner and gave her a card and small bouquet of flowers.....because I'm a damn gentleman!
Damn right you are!

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did u give her the D with a bow???


No way man. In a box! It was gift! Jeez.....but he only gave it to her after opening the door for her and pulling her chair out first, because we F like gentlemen around here!
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No way man. In a box! It was gift! Jeez.....but he only gave it to her after opening the door for her and pulling her chair out first, because we F like gentlemen around here!
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No way man. In a box! It was gift! Jeez.....but he only gave it to her after opening the door for her and pulling her chair out first, because we F like gentlemen around here!
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what's 5'5 and a total attention whore?
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what's 5'5 and a total attention whore?
Dude I totally thought you were taller!
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Dude I totally thought you were taller!
figured this was going to happen

but no, this one girl i was hooking up with back in school. for those who don't like ghosting please stop reading here

but i deleted her off everything (we had a streak going) and even her contact so that i wouldn't text her in the anticipated suburb draught. 3 weeks after i break our streak (where we snap each other daily) she texts me asking if there's a reason i deleted her off everything.

won't respond; if it takes you three weeks to "notice" that i wasn't around you aren't worth my time...
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