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      03-05-2019, 04:25 PM   #45
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All in for ridding him,riding him hard! the dude takes down 3ft diameter trees where as I bitch on and on and on (and on and on, and then some more) about 2ft wide trees I have to chop down.

I'm prolly the manliest thing this forum has around and I wouldn't go near snow on a holiday to save my sorry ass.

(Reading this requires a southern accent)
Anyway, Roseanne, you ignorant slut, I’m pretty sure they cut down those trees between Rome and Amalfi some time ago, I think Lucius Verinus won MaximusCuttemisDownIs that year... Joe can leave his trusty axe at home... lol
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He posted 17 minutes ago, as Anglo. Get your conspiracies straight!
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Come on, that's an Anglo account right there. I just assumed the main one had been banned since he posts like that.
It was a fine guess. And given he was banned and came back under 143 different user names in a 2 month period it's not unlikely. But, Anglo appears to be alive and well. Though he may have been reduced to nothing more than a Russian troll farm bot as he only seems to post bikini clad ladies and "Lock her up" comments.
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Anyway, Roseanne, you ignorant slut, Iím pretty sure they cut down those trees between Rome and Amalfi some time ago, I think Lucius Verinus won MaximusCuttemisDownIs that year... Joe can leave his trusty axe at home... lol
How dare you.

I'm a well informed slut on my bad days, and like a virgin when it comes to holidays in the sun.

Anyway.

I'm off to bed. Too tired to explain to you what I was on about.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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This is the only time I'm not proud to be an American...travel in Europe. The costumes I've seen my fellow Americans wear on the continent are downright embarrassing.

A simple rule to remember: Whenever in doubt about anything, I simply ask WWJBD? (What Would James Bond Do?) It keeps everything simple: Wear a tuxedo, go all the way with the best looking girl available at the moment, drive the cool car, kill the bad guy. It really puts life in perspective and has been my guiding principle in life. You're welcome. Bring back pics.
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Well since you challenged me I will wear overalls and spit chew spit all over the continent and spout off bout how great Merica is.
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Well since you challenged me I will wear overalls and spit chew spit all over the continent and spout off bout how great Merica is.
Oh boy. We need to fast track your zombification.
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Oh boy. We need to fast track your zombification.
I'd prefer to take over north America with that plan.
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Why? We already got this handled. We invade from here. Let the disloyal opposition pop off every once in a while. It makes them feel good and keeps them out of our hair.


Edit: Unless you mean Canada, the 51st state?
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This is the only time I'm not proud to be an American...travel in Europe. The costumes I've seen my fellow Americans wear on the continent are downright embarrassing.

A simple rule to remember: Whenever in doubt about anything, I simply ask WWJBD? (What Would James Bond Do?) It keeps everything simple: Wear a tuxedo, go all the way with the best looking girl available at the moment, drive the cool car, kill the bad guy. It really puts life in perspective and has been my guiding principle in life. You're welcome. Bring back pics.
I find that emphasizing being a Texan works well
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Yes canadaia and Mexico to start. Zombies need to walk unless you training me to troop transport overseas
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Anyway, Roseanne, you ignorant slut, I’m pretty sure they cut down those trees between Rome and Amalfi some time ago, I think Lucius Verinus won MaximusCuttemisDownIs that year... Joe can leave his trusty axe at home... lol
How dare you.

I'm a well informed slut on my bad days, and like a virgin when it comes to holidays in the sun.

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I'm off to bed. Too tired to explain to you what I was on about.
This is starting to sound like a Heinlein novel.......
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I find that emphasizing being a Texan works well
It's like a whole 'Nother Country!
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Isn't Texas part of Mexico? And I wear a Tux in the shower-just in case.
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I really liked Whistler. That, actually, was with the same company that is having the convention in Monaco. I actually could've skied when I was in Whistler, if I'd known that you can ski there in June.
And I'll be back in Vancouver in August, for a Alaska cruise with a different company (likely my last with that company, as they dropped their most popular product).


I wonder if I would get better food responses here if I talked about how my hot cousin from Manhattan was coming........
We're doing a cruise out of Vancouver in August... What line are you on?
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I really liked Whistler. That, actually, was with the same company that is having the convention in Monaco. I actually could've skied when I was in Whistler, if I'd known that you can ski there in June.
And I'll be back in Vancouver in August, for a Alaska cruise with a different company (likely my last with that company, as they dropped their most popular product).


I wonder if I would get better food responses here if I talked about how my hot cousin from Manhattan was coming........
We're doing a cruise out of Vancouver in August... What line are you on?
Royal Caribbean, starting August 30.

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Leaving tomorrow. Any last minute ideas?
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If you are flying in a 737 MAX, ask that the MCAS be disabled?


Other than that, hope the little tube with wings makes it safely there and back. I actually don't mind flying, but I feel like there are going to be an uptick in the number of plane crashes over the next 5-7 years...and that scares me a little. Just a gut feel - time will tell if I'm dead wrong.

Generally stems from a lack of faith that the maintenance worker has done his/her job correctly. Whether that be from lack of knowledge because schools just pass people now regardless, or from a lack of care.
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If you are flying in a 737 MAX, ask that the MCAS be disabled?


Other than that, hope the little tube with wings makes it safely there and back. I actually don't mind flying, but I feel like there are going to be an uptick in the number of plane crashes over the next 5-7 years...and that scares me a little. Just a gut feel - time will tell if I'm dead wrong.

Generally stems from a lack of faith that the maintenance worker has done his/her job correctly. Whether that be from lack of knowledge because schools just pass people now regardless, or from a lack of care.
777-300 there, only 3 hull losses on those so far in 20+ years of flying.
787 back, no hull losses yet, and we are not on Maylasian airlines either way.
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anywho, hookers and blow?
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