What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Verbiage]

Yo, OT is delivering the LULZ today horee shiet.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Do you also shoot targets in other lanes?

When I see someone struggling a few lanes down, I'll pop a few right in the center of their target or in the head so they feel the same accomplishment I do.


Just friendly range things, ya kno?

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah, me too except it's usually on accident cuz newb.

[swagon]

E36 drivers, man... They the best.

Was waiting at the lights to cross the street and I spot this beat up lowered E36; young dudebro and his even younger grill. Immediately, I knew he was gonna do something. And of course he clutch kicked and went sideways.

I wouldn't mind that at all - it's a BMW so it is supposed to be sideways, but not during a roush hour at a very busy intersection.

To be fair, he did not crash... this time.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

Was waiting at the lights to cross the street and I spot this beat up lowered E36; young dudebro and his even younger grill. Immediately, I knew he was gonna do something.

Young grill?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah, me too except it's usually on accident cuz newb.

Soften your pull. Think about dandelions and unicorns. Pull trigger.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Soften your pull. Think about dandelions and unicorns. Pull trigger.

You went wrong way with that, what about granny poon. Makes for non existent trigger.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You went wrong way with that, what about granny poon. Makes for non existent trigger.

Don't know, granny poon might get you too excited resulting in rapid fire.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't know, granny poon might get you too excited resulting in rapid fire.

I hope not. There is no trigger is my mantra, just pretend I'm limp wristing a hand shake with you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I hope not. There is no trigger is my mantra, just pretend I'm limp wristing a hand shake with you.

Just keep your thumb away from the slide.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Just keep your thumb away from the slide.

Impossible not to as far as I can tell. Will go check granny porn.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Impossible not to as far as I can tell. Will go check granny porn.

Someone once said, if you you're unchambered and locked, you can make sure there isn't a round by sticking your willy in the ejection port.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Someone once said, if you you're unchambered and locked, you can make sure there isn't a round by sticking your willy in the ejection port.

Does a tank have ejection port?

[Verbiage]

Well, so much for the assholes thread.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, so much for the assholes thread.

You can still go there?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, so much for the assholes thread.

Axius ruined it for everyone with trying to act like a hard ass in that last post about salt.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You can still go there?

I'm not talking about this one. Lol.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius ruined it for everyone with trying to act like a hard ass in that last post about salt.

Wait, what?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

Glad to hear my man crush finally won an Oscar! He should have had a few already!

You like guys with dad-bods who drive a Prius?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You like guys with dad-bods who drive a Prius?

Shit, I always figured he drove a Prius.


Everything makes sense now.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Does a tank have ejection port?

Empty shell has to go somewhere, you dodo bird.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius ruined it for everyone with trying to act like a hard ass in that last post about salt.

Hey, it didn't get shut down because of me, asshole. You smell like a pussy fart. Take that with a grain of salt, ya filthy animal.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Empty shell has to go somewhere, you dodo bird.



Hey, it didn't get shut down because of me, asshole. You smell like a pussy fart. Take that with a grain of salt, ya filthy animal.

Ever heard of a black powder tank. Bobo head.


So you like the way i smell...