New Ytest
Sign out
Bimmerpost
Login
BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read  
Go Back   BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      12-20-2021, 12:38 PM   #5127
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
17873
Rep
9,376
Posts

 
Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Chicago Blues show (lawn, get off of it!)

Sarge: "Why are you two back in the station, with a charge of a mutilated license?"
Homeless guy arrested: "That license doesn't mutilate for 2 years!"

Apparently it was cold in Chicago that night
Appreciate 0
      12-20-2021, 01:32 PM   #5128
Murf993
Major
Murf993's Avatar
14114
Rep
1,336
Posts

 
Drives: Porsche 993
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Dog Lake, South Frontenac, Ontario Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Excellent. Now that we've established the presence of rum, spill the motorcycle chase stories.

If memory serves...didn't one get decapitated or something?
I've been involved in a number of them, none end well but the one that sticks out in my mind was the guy that engaged us in a pursuit and we were told to back of so he waited for us, and when we caught up he took his helmet off and tossed it, then wound it right out into a bridge abutment. Something to see. There was one that ended with the rider losing his head as well. There is just about no circumstance where you are allowed to chase a motorcycle anymore.
Appreciate 2
Joekerr7926.00
vreihen1614882.00
      12-20-2021, 02:19 PM   #5129
Joekerr
Banned
7926
Rep
1,923
Posts

 
Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Murf993 View Post
I've been involved in a number of them, none end well but the one that sticks out in my mind was the guy that engaged us in a pursuit and we were told to back of so he waited for us, and when we caught up he took his helmet off and tossed it, then wound it right out into a bridge abutment. Something to see. There was one that ended with the rider losing his head as well. There is just about no circumstance where you are allowed to chase a motorcycle anymore.
Vote for me for Prime Minister. I'll make it legal, heck, I'll encourage it. Far as I can see we are doing the world good by getting rid of that sort. If they want to off themselves in trying to evade facing consequences, well, play stupid games...
Appreciate 2
Murf99314114.00
vreihen1614882.00
      12-20-2021, 02:57 PM   #5130
NorCalAthlete
Lieutenant Colonel
NorCalAthlete's Avatar
3166
Rep
1,662
Posts

 
Drives: '23 M4CX - Tanzanite / Tartufo
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Bay Area, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
I read something this morning about a guy in Utica NY that got arrested 3 times in one day. The last arrest was for stealing a fire engine. WTF?
LA: 3x in 1 day
https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-arrest...ry?id=70481605

I also can't seem to find the link at the moment (my google-fu is failing me) but there was a dude who'd been arrested just under 100x and still kept getting released (San Francisco if memory serves).
__________________
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Wheel horsepower is just crank horsepower after taxes.
IG: EmFore_650
Appreciate 2
Sedan_Clan24809.50
jesm203.00
      12-20-2021, 04:00 PM   #5131
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
17873
Rep
9,376
Posts

 
Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Vote for me for Prime Minister. I'll make it legal, heck, I'll encourage it. Far as I can see we are doing the world good by getting rid of that sort. If they want to off themselves in trying to evade facing consequences, well, play stupid games...
Buyer beware. He promised me all kinds of things if I voted for him for President. I did, I'm still living in Cali . . .

Now, he's making promises he can't keep to be Minister of Prime???? Yeah, you aren't going to get your packages delivered any sooner.
Appreciate 3
Buug95916829.00
Murf99314114.00
vreihen1614882.00
      12-20-2021, 04:18 PM   #5132
Joekerr
Banned
7926
Rep
1,923
Posts

 
Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
Buyer beware. He promised me all kinds of things if I voted for him for President. I did, I'm still living in Cali . . .

Now, he's making promises he can't keep to be Minister of Prime???? Yeah, you aren't going to get your packages delivered any sooner.
Miserable cretin. I promised you these things WHEN I BECAME PRESIDENT. And I will still deliver. But I need to become president to have that authority. To that end I need your vote and many others.

But I'll still come through for you if I ever get elected, despite all your chirping.

Now go out there and get me the Hispanic vote.
Appreciate 2
UncleWede17872.50
Murf99314114.00
      12-20-2021, 04:21 PM   #5133
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
17873
Rep
9,376
Posts

 
Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Now go out there and get me the Hispanic vote.
Wait, you have Hispanics in Canadia??? None of the ones I know like snow.
Appreciate 0
      12-20-2021, 05:43 PM   #5134
Joekerr
Banned
7926
Rep
1,923
Posts

 
Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
Wait, you have Hispanics in Canadia??? None of the ones I know like snow.
It's not so much that they like snow. It's that they don't like you. And they see snow as the lesser of the two evils...

Now go get me the Hispanic vote in the States you tool. With that, maybe I can convince some party to let me run.

All good fun Wede - I like you! #nohomo.
Appreciate 0
      12-20-2021, 05:45 PM   #5135
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
17873
Rep
9,376
Posts

 
Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
Wait, you have Hispanics in Canadia??? None of the ones I know like snow.
It's not so much that they like snow. It's that they don't like you. And they see snow as the lesser of the two evils...

Now go get me the Hispanic vote in the States you tool. With that, maybe I can convince some party to let me run.

All good fun Wede - I like you! #nohomo.
You just want me to give you the jalapeños

Wait, whut
__________________
I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
Appreciate 0
      12-20-2021, 05:48 PM   #5136
Joekerr
Banned
7926
Rep
1,923
Posts

 
Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
You just want me to give you the jalapeńos

Wait, whut
Well...yeah. Its not fair that you are shipping all of them to Lups. Not a big fan of a monopoly and you are creating one. Worst part is, she's not even selling any...she's eating them all!

It's completely unfair. Like life.
Appreciate 0
      12-20-2021, 06:13 PM   #5137
Buug959
Captain
Buug959's Avatar
Ukraine
16829
Rep
872
Posts

 
Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Nova Scotia

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
It's not so much that they like snow. It's that they don't like you. And they see snow as the lesser of the two evils...

Now go get me the Hispanic vote in the States you tool. With that, maybe I can convince some party to let me run.

All good fun Wede - I like you! #nohomo.
__________________
Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
Appreciate 1
Joekerr7926.00
      12-21-2021, 02:18 PM   #5138
Sedan_Clan
Law Enforcer
Sedan_Clan's Avatar
Brazil
24810
Rep
22,222
Posts

 
Drives: '22 Chalk Gray Porsche C2S
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: ..in your rearview!!!

iTrader: (26)

My girl's CCW got approved today. I'm really happy for her. Now we can train tactics that make sense for an armed civilian (…and determine what her "line in the sand" will be).
Appreciate 2
upstatedoc7555.50
vreihen1614882.00
      12-21-2021, 03:23 PM   #5139
Murf993
Major
Murf993's Avatar
14114
Rep
1,336
Posts

 
Drives: Porsche 993
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Dog Lake, South Frontenac, Ontario Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan View Post
My girl's CCW got approved today. I'm really happy for her. Now we can train tactics that make sense for an armed civilian (…and determine what her "line in the sand" will be).
I wish we had CCW here. I could lose my guns for just suggesting that.
Appreciate 3
Sedan_Clan24809.50
Joekerr7926.00
      12-21-2021, 03:40 PM   #5140
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
68864
Rep
979
Posts

 
Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Murf993 View Post
I wish we had CCW here. I could lose my guns for just suggesting that.
I wish as well...
Appreciate 1
Sedan_Clan24809.50
      12-22-2021, 06:32 AM   #5141
jamesinaz
First Lieutenant
1627
Rep
359
Posts

 
Drives: 2013 X3 2017 540i
Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Arizona

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan View Post
My girl's CCW got approved today. I'm really happy for her. Now we can train tactics that make sense for an armed civilian (…and determine what her "line in the sand" will be).
Aren't you in California? I thought it was almost impossible to get a CCW there. Good on her.
Appreciate 2
Sedan_Clan24809.50
vreihen1614882.00
      12-22-2021, 09:13 AM   #5142
Sedan_Clan
Law Enforcer
Sedan_Clan's Avatar
Brazil
24810
Rep
22,222
Posts

 
Drives: '22 Chalk Gray Porsche C2S
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: ..in your rearview!!!

iTrader: (26)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jamesinaz View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan View Post
My girl's CCW got approved today. I'm really happy for her. Now we can train tactics that make sense for an armed civilian (…and determine what her "line in the sand" will be).
Aren't you in California? I thought it was almost impossible to get a CCW there. Good on her.
Yes I am and no, that's not true. It's a county to county thing. Plenty have CCW's here.
Appreciate 2
vreihen1614882.00
jamesinaz1627.00
      12-22-2021, 11:44 AM   #5143
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7556
Rep
2,132
Posts

 
Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

@murf993 When you were on the job and were traveling in the states did you ever receive "professional courtesy"?
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 1
Sedan_Clan24809.50
      12-22-2021, 12:30 PM   #5144
Fly320s
Private First Class
United_States
1557
Rep
140
Posts

 
Drives: Car
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: NH

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2020 BMW M2C  [5.50]
Quote:
Originally Posted by jamesinaz View Post
Aren't you in California? I thought it was almost impossible to get a CCW there. Good on her.
He is in SoCal, LA county, which is more open to CCWs than some other counties, such as San Francisco's county.
Appreciate 1
Sedan_Clan24809.50
      12-22-2021, 02:44 PM   #5145
Sedan_Clan
Law Enforcer
Sedan_Clan's Avatar
Brazil
24810
Rep
22,222
Posts

 
Drives: '22 Chalk Gray Porsche C2S
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: ..in your rearview!!!

iTrader: (26)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly320s View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by jamesinaz View Post
Aren't you in California? I thought it was almost impossible to get a CCW there. Good on her.
He is in SoCal, LA county, which is more open to CCWs than some other counties, such as San Francisco's county.
That's partially correct. LA County is a non-issue county (…even though the current Sheriff stated he's going to issue; prior Sheriff's only issued to their closest personal and political friends). San Bernardino County, Kern County, Orange County, Riverside County, etc. issue regularly. SD County is hit & miss/50-50, but my g/f lives in SD County and was able to easily acquire hers.
Appreciate 1
vreihen1614882.00
      12-22-2021, 03:23 PM   #5146
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
68864
Rep
979
Posts

 
Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan View Post
No text.
Evening Steve. Your mailbox is full. Can't reply.
Appreciate 1
Sedan_Clan24809.50
      12-22-2021, 03:32 PM   #5147
Sedan_Clan
Law Enforcer
Sedan_Clan's Avatar
Brazil
24810
Rep
22,222
Posts

 
Drives: '22 Chalk Gray Porsche C2S
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: ..in your rearview!!!

iTrader: (26)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan View Post
No text.
Evening Steve. Your mailbox is full. Can't reply.
Cleared some messages out of my box.
Appreciate 1
Lady Jane68864.00
      12-22-2021, 03:37 PM   #5148
Murf993
Major
Murf993's Avatar
14114
Rep
1,336
Posts

 
Drives: Porsche 993
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Dog Lake, South Frontenac, Ontario Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
@murf993 When you were on the job and were traveling in the states did you ever receive "professional courtesy"?
Define "professional courtesy"?
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:55 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST