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      11-01-2011, 11:38 PM   #45
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did it a couple times... just happened to meet a pretty cute girl... hmph. colin are you?
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      11-02-2011, 12:23 AM   #46
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I am in. Will look stupid in class at UCLA but oh well.

I grow facial hair as though I have been cultivating it with miracle grow for 10 years.
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      11-02-2011, 12:54 AM   #47
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im in.

i have the dirtiest stash after like 5 days of no shaving.

damn you asian genetics.
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      11-02-2011, 01:17 AM   #48
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You spend 30 minutes in the shower?
Yeah, bro .....I shave in the shower ....and jack off for another 10-12 minutes.
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      11-02-2011, 01:46 AM   #49
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Yeah, bro .....I shave in the shower ....and jack off for another 10-12 minutes.
do you go to GA tech? haha
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      11-02-2011, 08:18 AM   #50
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no, but i know someone who is. ill get a picture later.


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do you go to GA tech? haha
you want in or some shit?
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      11-02-2011, 08:24 AM   #51
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Can't look like a bum at work..
This. In one week I'd look like a hobo on the streets with a beard.
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you want in or some shit?
nah but apparently rumor has it that the male dorms' plumbing was being clogged due to alot of fapping going on in the showers haha
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      11-02-2011, 12:16 PM   #53
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nah but apparently rumor has it that the male dorms' plumbing was being clogged due to alot of fapping going on in the showers haha


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      11-02-2011, 12:21 PM   #54
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did it a couple times... just happened to meet a pretty cute girl... hmph. colin are you?
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nah but apparently rumor has it that the male dorms' plumbing was being clogged due to alot of fapping going on in the showers haha
Nah not growing a beard, I can't grow one. Cheek patches and shit.


Also that "rumor," is as old as the internet
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Thought you just needed to grow a cool moustache only and a beard is extra brownie points. That's why they call it Movember.



http://us.movember.com/about
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      11-02-2011, 01:11 PM   #56
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      11-02-2011, 01:45 PM   #57
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Nah not growing a beard, I can't grow one. Cheek patches and shit.


Also that "rumor," is as old as the internet
lol good glad i am not the only one..

Colin i got a "vintage" car
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look up my thread

89 560 SL

weeeeeee!
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      11-02-2011, 02:40 PM   #58
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i love poon too much to do this
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Nah not growing a beard, I can't grow one. Cheek patches and shit.
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      11-02-2011, 02:42 PM   #60
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lol good glad i am not the only one..

Colin i got a "vintage" car
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89 560 SL

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Looks like the Hangover car lol, I like it
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      11-02-2011, 07:26 PM   #62
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This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.

Moderately manly man: That's f*cking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!

F*cking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a f*cking Viking! Ha, ha.
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      11-03-2011, 11:55 AM   #63
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Looks like the Hangover car lol, I like it
thanks! just gotta restore the interior... blue leather!
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I am most definitely in for No Shave November!
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Thought you just needed to grow a cool moustache only and a beard is extra brownie points. That's why they call it Movember.

Yeah me too, I've always known it as Movember. My office has already raised $1500. Meanwhile, the CAO for my client walked into the bathroom and saw my mustache so far and said, "You look like a fucking pedophile."
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