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      10-24-2020, 01:31 PM   #52317
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If it wasn't an F30 335i, what would you guys consider? Prefer something that's auto, 4 doors and has some umph to it when it comes to power.

I have my F30 335i sitting at 55k miles and considering selling it. I was looking into an E90 M3 but I feel like I would not enjoy it as much as the F30 since I use it for work and some track days.

A consideration was a Wrx STI but don't want to deal with manual gearbox with Southern California traffic.
Why not a g20 with a b58? Absolutely beasts comparatively to the n55. The front end isn’t nearly as obtusely offensive as the g8x...
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Neither unfortunately. Just older linen pants that gave up.
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      10-24-2020, 02:01 PM   #52319
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Put on a COVID couple?
Down 15 actually also not good due to divorce.
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      10-24-2020, 02:03 PM   #52320
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Down 15 actually also not good due to divorce.
Shit man... losing a wife is no fun, but then your PANTS TOO?


I recommend you remain pantless to show the world you are tired of its tricks.
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I worked for about an hour in professional capacity with blown out pants then went a bought a pair for rest of day. Yeah divorce sucks, no reason to remarry now at almost 50.
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      10-24-2020, 03:42 PM   #52322
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Bent down at work or rather squatted down and blew the ass outta my pants. Whole ass crack gone.
Pics of crack or gtfo.

Also, haven’t read about your divorce situation. Sorry man, I couldn’t imagine but hope things are looking good for you. Stay away from Russian chicks.
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Also, haven’t read about your divorce situation. Sorry man, I couldn’t imagine but hope things are looking good for you. Stay away from Russian chicks.
Yeah not good surprise divorce after 12 years together. Not cool, but done with financially and legally now. Not ideal being almost 50 looking again but I have solid job, no kids and decent looking so should be alright.
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      10-29-2020, 09:05 PM   #52326
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Interested in a PM from someone who knows about home security. Breach prevention, alarm systems, cameras, safe room set up and things of that nature.
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This morning, after the first snow fall, I knew I was in for a treat on the roads, watching everyone else drive.

Sure enough, I was not disappointed. Though the one that stood out, was this one exceptionally bright individual in a Jeep. We were both sitting at the stoplight, I was in the inside right hand turn lane, and he was on the second/outside right hand turn lane.

The lane I'm turning into clears, but his isn't quite clear yet (but will be soon) and I see him start to lead off, as I'm starting to move as well. The F&F phrase "too soon junior" immediately jumps to mind, since I know he's not going to make it.

At this point, I'm quite certain I'm about to witness a dogshit like attempt at driving, so I back off, and sure enough, this induhvidual pulls right into the inside right lane (my lane) rather than his own, and was rewarded with a nice long blast of the horn from me.

No surprises. Winter tires are hopefully going on today for my wife's car...mine desperately need to go on so I'll get the next available date from my mechanic.
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      11-02-2020, 02:37 PM   #52328
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so I'll get the next available date from my mechanic.

When I was your age, we changed our own damn tires #whippersnappers


This snow thing though, tell me more about this. . .
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Precisely my thoughts when I log in now.

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Under-30 reporting in! Seeing all this talk about kids and divorce has me feeling out of place... Not married and kids aren't even on my radar, much less reaching driving age.
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      11-02-2020, 05:02 PM   #52331
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No just want house to be little more of a challenge to mess with
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When I was your age, we changed our own damn tires #whippersnappers


This snow thing though, tell me more about this. . .
Sometimes I do, sometimes I get lazy. But these ones are not on rims, so these I obviously don't do.

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No just want house to be little more of a challenge to mess with
Maybe you re-watch Home Alone series? That's my two cents anyways. Keep the change you filthy animal.
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      11-03-2020, 09:26 AM   #52333
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When I was your age, we changed our own damn tires #whippersnappers


This snow thing though, tell me more about this. . .
Sometimes I do, sometimes I get lazy. But these ones are not on rims, so these I obviously don't do.

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No just want house to be little more of a challenge to mess with
Maybe you re-watch Home Alone series? That's my two cents anyways. Keep the change you filthy animal.
He's not Michael J. SMH
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Yeah not good surprise divorce after 12 years together. Not cool, but done with financially and legally now. Not ideal being almost 50 looking again but I have solid job, no kids and decent looking so should be alright.
Oh, man...sorry to hear about this; I've not been on here in a while. Be well, and be yourself. Get your equilibrium back, and you'll find someone. Take your time. My live-in GF and I parted company in January, and I actually enjoyed the quiet and enjoyed not having to negotiate anything with anyone. YMMV.
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More crack than Harlem right there.
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This morning, after the first snow fall, I knew I was in for a treat on the roads, watching everyone else drive.

Sure enough, I was not disappointed. Though the one that stood out, was this one exceptionally bright individual in a Jeep. We were both sitting at the stoplight, I was in the inside right hand turn lane, and he was on the second/outside right hand turn lane.

The lane I'm turning into clears, but his isn't quite clear yet (but will be soon) and I see him start to lead off, as I'm starting to move as well. The F&F phrase "too soon junior" immediately jumps to mind, since I know he's not going to make it.

At this point, I'm quite certain I'm about to witness a dogshit like attempt at driving, so I back off, and sure enough, this induhvidual pulls right into the inside right lane (my lane) rather than his own, and was rewarded with a nice long blast of the horn from me.

No surprises. Winter tires are hopefully going on today for my wife's car...mine desperately need to go on so I'll get the next available date from my mechanic.
I live in a snowy area too (Minnesota) and it always amazes me how many drivers absolutely lose their minds after even a 1-2" snow. They completely forget what a lane is, what a turn signal is, where they live, what the 3 colored lights on a traffic signal mean, what "yield" means, how to perform basic maneuvers, and what "right-of-way" means. Very frustrating and hard to watch. Hard to understand how people can be so bad at something they've done for so long.
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Hard to understand how people can be so bad at something they've done for so long.
I concur. The mother of my children's parenting skills and the second wife's inability to successfully fellate come to mind.

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I concur. My mother of my children's parenting skills and the second wife's inability to successfully felate come to mind.
This is an interesting typo, because either the f is correct and we are just missing one l, in which case, more juicy details are required, or, the f is supposed to be an r, and it is less interesting but certainly understandable.
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