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Sara · 01-12-2017, 09:50 PM

I'm not happy

F30lolz · 01-12-2017, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm not happy

Your Schwartz isn't as big as mine.

jmg · 01-13-2017, 01:53 AM

I had a two hr lunch today at work. Got back to my office, locked my door and took an hour nap on the couch. Felt good.

Aatish · 01-13-2017, 01:57 AM

I'm....still a banana.

Axius · 01-13-2017, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm not happy

Why not?

1MOREMOD · 01-13-2017, 09:27 AM

She shat herself

upstatedoc · 01-13-2017, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm not happy

Why not?

Sara · 01-13-2017, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Why not?

You know when you don't feel anything but you don't want to hurt the other person...

Axius · 01-13-2017, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

You know when you don't feel anything but you don't want to hurt the other person...

Yep, had to have that conversation the other day. Are you not feeling it, or are you the other person in this scenario?

trvplvrdBOI · 01-13-2017, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yep, had to have that conversation the other day. Are you not feeling it, or are you the other person in this scenario?

Has snapchat not revealed the scenario?

Axius · 01-13-2017, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by trvplvrdBOI

Has snapchat not revealed the scenario?

To be honest, I just touch the screen really fast because most her snaps are the same. I just use snapchat to send her dick pics while I'm sitting at my desk.

UncleWede · 01-13-2017, 10:53 AM

And she just quickly touches the screen because most of the snaps are all the same

Axius · 01-13-2017, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And she just quickly touches the screen because most of the snaps are all the same

I dunno, I just picture her sitting there squinting at the screen just trying to make out which part is in fact..., my penis.

jaye944 · 01-13-2017, 12:14 PM

sorry 11 pages long, has anyone mentioned masterbation yet ?

jaye944 · 01-13-2017, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by davis449

(complete with talking a sounds effects)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this

(laughing with you big guy, not at you

)

Torgus · 01-13-2017, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

sorry 11 pages long, has anyone mentioned masterbation yet ?

Yes. I said I masturbate constantly. No one cared.

Joekerr · 01-13-2017, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

You know when you don't feel anything but you don't want to hurt the other person...

Have you tried purchasing a penis pump for him? Might work...

jmg · 01-13-2017, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Torgus

Yes. I said I masturbate constantly. No one cared.

That's because everyone does it.

I'm doing it right now.

Axius · 01-13-2017, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jmg

That's because everyone does it.

I'm doing it right now.

You think that's gloating? I've been masturbating for the last 4 days straight.

I'd be more shocked for someone to come in here and say they're asexual.

Joekerr · 01-13-2017, 01:46 PM

I'm asexual beast. With a space between the a and the s on the second word if I had to tell the truth.

"Everyone is always telling the truth on the internet." - George Washington, 1790

kprocivic · 01-13-2017, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You think that's gloating? I've been masturbating for the last 4 days straight.

I'd be more shocked for someone to come in here and say they're asexual.

4 days. That's nothing

https://www.google.com/amp/s/richhil...roid-sprint-us

Torgus · 01-13-2017, 01:52 PM

40? You gotta be shooting sawdust after 10...

I think like 5-6 a day is impressive but I've never really tried that hard to go past that number.

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