Must be stoned

Heinzftw · 11-19-2008, 01:19 AM

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seem...high-hilarious

4 pages (kinda) of the most epic essay EVER!!!

oneaabe · 11-19-2008, 03:38 PM

he still gets 61 % for this PoS ??

Italteen3 · 11-19-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by oneaabe

he still gets 61 % for this PoS ??

Some teachers respect the "effort" more then those who don't hand in anything. Can't say to much about that paper though!

professor · 11-19-2008, 04:59 PM

i almost fell off my chair laughing. that can't be real!

EspressoBoy · 11-19-2008, 05:12 PM

Heinzftw,

Well done! 61% We are so proud of you here at 1addicts.

Please do not tell us "your friend" wrote this!

EspressoBoy

ROFL f'n nasty! (and I thought I was a good student, standards just get better and better)

Riss Racing · 11-19-2008, 05:33 PM

wow, that was classic

Riss Racing · 11-19-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by squeak

who wrote this?

George Bush

InsaneSkippy · 11-19-2008, 08:25 PM

lol this has been going around for a while, one of the funniest things I've seen on the net

Severious · 11-20-2008, 12:49 AM

LMAO, its so fragmented that the teacher just started circling the retarded stuff, and stopped circling the grammer or the statements from the wrong time period as long as it was a coherent thought.

My 11th grade English teacher would have $h!t herself if she got this paper, then she would have circled every statement and handed it back with a grade if 4 for his name (5 points for his name -1 for the giant letter)...

But in retrospect, I think I know where the Family Guy Writing Staff gets all those crazy flashbacks.....This guy's probably a millionaire...

Silo.Granados · 11-21-2008, 02:37 AM

Now wonder the paper was written that way the citations explains it all.
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So is it true that Greeks invented the an*l lube?

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11-20-2008, 12:49 AM	#9
Severious Private 4 Rep 69 Posts Drives: Join Date: Jun 2008 iTrader: (0)	LMAO, its so fragmented that the teacher just started circling the retarded stuff, and stopped circling the grammer or the statements from the wrong time period as long as it was a coherent thought. My 11th grade English teacher would have $h!t herself if she got this paper, then she would have circled every statement and handed it back with a grade if 4 for his name (5 points for his name -1 for the giant letter)... But in retrospect, I think I know where the Family Guy Writing Staff gets all those crazy flashbacks.....This guy's probably a millionaire... __________________ 135i Manual Transmission Sparkling Graphite Metallic Black Boston Leather Walnut Trim Sport Package, Cold Weather Package, Ipod/USB interface, Premium Audio, BMW Security System Ordered: March 8, 2008 RE-ordered: June 20, 2008 Production complete: July 7, 2008 Delivered: August 5, 2008
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