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      03-05-2018, 08:17 PM   #1
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PSA - March 14th (male holiday) is coming soon!

Since there are so few female members here to inform, I'll address the other 98% of you....have you informed your significant other of the upcoming holiday and what is required of them?

Please do. We need to make Steak and BJ day as common as its precursor - Valentine's Day.

That is all.

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I already informed the fiancée, but pretty sure all I'm getting is steak until after the nuptials.
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      03-06-2018, 10:43 AM   #6
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1. HallMark can't make millions off of cards

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I already informed the fiancée, but pretty sure all I'm getting is steak until after the nuptials.
AFTER the nuptials? You must be a pretty optimistic guy...
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AFTER the nuptials? You must be a pretty optimistic guy...
Gotta be, haha. We're doing things old school, no hanky panky until we're married.
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      03-06-2018, 12:41 PM   #9
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I have never bought a car without a PPI, just saying
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      03-06-2018, 01:33 PM   #10
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^ On a used car, I agree, but this one is factory new!
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      03-06-2018, 02:36 PM   #11
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^ On a used car, I agree, but this one is factory new!
Okay, no PPI then... but no test drive either???
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I'm not sure how this is a man day but I'm all for bj's and some kitten care.
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      03-06-2018, 03:14 PM   #13
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I already informed the fiancée, but pretty sure all I'm getting is steak until after the nuptials.
After nuptials, a steak is all you will get. If you don't get a BJ before, you sure as hell wont after!
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You have the wrong impression of me clearly.

Think of me as the manliest man you know, and in the future think of me killing you with boobs or something while being that guy.
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I already informed the fiancée, but pretty sure all I'm getting is steak until after the nuptials.
Don't expect her to learn to "dance" either
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So, at work we all received a flyer to support a local Christian school.

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