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      06-01-2016, 12:47 PM   #23
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Also, she looks much better in the second picture, assuming that is the same person.
I'm sure she has many crazy faces.
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      06-01-2016, 12:50 PM   #24
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I'm sure she has many crazy faces.
I wouldn't mind seeing them all.
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      06-01-2016, 12:51 PM   #25
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I wouldn't mind seeing them all.
She would probably respect the crazy if you chloroformed her and hid her in your basement. You can tell her it's for her own good and that the police are looking for her.

Pretty sure I just became an internet matchmaker. Internet dating sites don't got shit on me.
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      06-01-2016, 12:52 PM   #26
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Also, she looks much better in the second picture, assuming that is the same person.
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      06-01-2016, 01:26 PM   #27
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I wouldn't mind seeing them all.
I would like to see the "OH" face more than the crazy, jus sizzin.
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      06-01-2016, 01:27 PM   #28
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Da Fuq?!?!

She couldn't find a a senior to molest?!?!
What, this skunk is talking in threads?
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      06-01-2016, 01:30 PM   #29
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What, this skunk is talking in threads?
He's actually on your home computer.
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I'd hit. Where she at.
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Why couldn't this have been me when I was in middle school?
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      06-01-2016, 01:42 PM   #32
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Da Fuq?!?!

She couldn't find a a senior to molest?!?!
What, this skunk is talking in threads?
typing on your laptop as you read this.
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      06-01-2016, 01:57 PM   #34
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typing on your laptop as you read this.
Your delusional--my laptop is sitting next to me as you read this.
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if that'd happened to me when I was 13, I'd felt like it was a crime too.. crime against humanity


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When I was 16 years old I hooked up with a 26 year old at a sauna in Boston July 1994, just before the baseball strike. However, since camera phones weren't around and I didn't have a camera handy, I have no pics
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if that'd happened to me when I was 13, I'd felt like it was a crime too.. crime against humanity


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silvergray545 bruh. I would destroy that. IDGAF.
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silvergray545 bruh. I would destroy that. IDGAF.
u know she so horny
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I also just noticed that she has a bit of pudge. Me no likey.



Would still smash though, TF.
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silvergray545 bruh. I would destroy that. IDGAF.
I'd tear that ass up. Fuck pulling out.
















But I'd go get Plan B in the morning.
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u know she so horny
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I'd tear that ass up. Fuck pulling out.











But I'd go get Plan B in the morning.
Breh why she kinda look 13 with no makeup though.
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I would like to challenge this. Let me know if I should create a scale.

Do it! I want a geographically-themed scale... hotness scale from Antartica on the left to Fukushima on the right.


Wait... too soon?
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When I was 16 years old I hooked up with a 26 year old at a sauna in Boston July 1994, just before the baseball strike. However, since camera phones weren't around and I didn't have a camera handy, I have no pics
Was he able to go back to baseball once you two broke up?





ALWAYS use the gender when talking about hooking up.... ALWAYS.
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Breh why she kinda look 13 with no makeup though.
Dem titties tell me she sure as hell ain't 13!
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