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      02-17-2016, 02:19 PM   #10209
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How about Darth Vader's toilet ?
Number 1: ... I just can't even...
Number 2: Why is there a broom in their bathtub?

Given the toilet decor, they probably just swept up the ashes of their Realdoll, which burst into flame from excessive fiction. Short-circuited fleshlight also an acceptable guess.

Edit: Stupid fleshlight/flashlight autocorrect.
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Number 1: ... I just can't even...
Number 2: Why is there a broom in their bathtub?

Given the toilet decor, they probably just swept up the ashes of their Realdoll, which burst into flame from excessive fiction. Short-circuited flashlight also an acceptable guess.
Also looks as if plunger handle is giant dildo.
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Wow, hope that's not your bathroom Phil!! That tub is need of a serious cleaning!!
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Hmm don't have any, what about peeing on your shoes?
You're not touching any of my holsters...
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Also looks as if plunger handle is giant dildo.
Which is ironic, because the LAST THING the dude with this setup needs is a toy for "the lady". Especially one which "the lady" must be three-dimensional to use.
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Which is ironic, because the LAST THING the dude with this setup needs is a toy for "the lady". Especially one which "the lady" must be three-dimensional to use.
I don't think it's ironic, was thinking said star wars nerd was ramming it in himself while saying Luke I am your father.
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How about Darth Vader's toilet ?
Is that dark brown thing in the bathtub a giant roach? I see legs.
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I don't think it's ironic, was thinking said star wars nerd was ramming it in himself while saying Luke I am your father.
Seek counseling and stay away from sharp pointy objects.
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Number 1: ... I just can't even...
Number 2: Why is there a broom in their bathtub?

Given the toilet decor, they probably just swept up the ashes of their Realdoll, which burst into flame from excessive fiction. Short-circuited fleshlight also an acceptable guess.

Edit: Stupid fleshlight/flashlight autocorrect.
I only know one thing about the broom in the bathtub...
I said it is the Darth Vader toilet...So when he poops , the broom is ready to remove the space dust ..
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I said it is the Darth Vader toilet...So when he poops , the broom is ready to remove the space dust ..
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Wow, hope that's not your bathroom Phil!! That tub is need of a serious cleaning!!
Hell no, my friend...Think mine is kinda sterile
Nice to see you back on here , after a long time...
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Thanks Phil. Been lurking through all the OT threads, just too funny!
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Seek counseling and stay away from sharp pointy objects.
You know I was just looking at Issac Ludwig knives today.
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You know I was just looking at Issac Ludwig knives today.
I read this and imagined what a conversation between Newton and Wittgenstein would have sounded like. Apart from the fact that they were separated by a couple hundred years, of course. I imagine their conversation would have been interesting, if barely intelligible by mortals. They probably couldn't make shit for a knife though.
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Thanks Phil. Been lurking through all the OT threads, just too funny!
Please don't read too much my posts, otherwise you would think I'm nuts
Mean while I'll let Americans laughing, but it's a tough job
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Please don't read too much my posts, otherwise you would think I'm nuts
Mean while I'll let Americans laughing, but it's a tough job
We're all a little nuts. Some of us embrace it, some waste their time denying it!!
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You win!
Thank you Alex
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Thank you Alex
It was the lame post of the day, Phil
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I read this and imagined what a conversation between Newton and Wittgenstein would have sounded like. Apart from the fact that they were separated by a couple hundred years, of course. I imagine their conversation would have been interesting, if barely intelligible by mortals. They probably couldn't make shit for a knife though.
You been drinking? He's a Arizona guy down in belize makes hand made knives with burl handles primarily. Kinda cool.
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It was the lame post of the day, Phil
I got today terrible news about my father...
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I got today terrible news about my father...
And what's that, Phil?
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You been drinking? He's a Arizona guy down in belize makes hand made knives with burl handles primarily. Kinda cool.
Man... I want to start collecting knives. There are so many amazing knives out there, but I lack the capacity to start another "thing". I am unable to take on another obsession - it is just too taxing.
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