What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Joekerr · 10-25-2018, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bayans

how to make my car faster e90
help me

thanks

........................
my best e90

Drive it up to the edge of a cliff. Push it off. On the way down, it'll go faster than it ever has before.

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Drive it up to the edge of a cliff. Push it off. On the way down, it'll go faster than it ever has before.

My E90 certainly goes faster than gravity.

Are we going to appreciate this n00b too, so he can join the group faster?

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bayans

how to make my car faster e90
help me

thanks

........................
my best e90

1) Replace BMW emblems with Honda badges.
2) Insert V-Tec emblem on the left hand side of the trunk, 4.75 inches from the Honda emblem.
3) Insert exactly $100 grand under the hood. Not mods, just leave $100K in cold hard (that’s what she said) cash under the hood.
4) Blow off valve

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we going to appreciate this n00b too, so he can join the group faster?

Eye just did. Your turn.

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 12:53 PM

You forgot to recommend a blinker-fluid change. That's at least 2HP loss right there, and needs to be done anyways every 3K miles

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You forgot to recommend a blinker-fluid change. That's at least 2HP loss right there, and needs to be done anyways every 3K miles

It’s 15k miles.

Great, you scared the noob away.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 02:39 PM

I am sick of people typing "your" instead of the correct "you're"

1MOREMOD · 10-25-2018, 03:17 PM

Your stupid

F30lolz · 10-25-2018, 06:45 PM

So are yer aliens and “they’re” habits.

Dang3r · 10-26-2018, 03:05 AM

Ask Tove Lo for Habits in all ways, banned!

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Ask Tove Lo for Habits in all ways, banned!

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

So are yer aliens and “they’re” habits.

*theiyr're

Holy shit. How did we get "here" in this thread. My man Never_Enough just dropped the Tove Lo song.

Bring out the whore's!

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

*theiyr're

Holy shit. How did we get "here" in this thread. My man Never_Enough just dropped the Tove Lo song.

Bring out the whore's!

This has become 1 of my anthems

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

This has become 1 of my anthems

I can see that.

Kev312 · 10-26-2018, 02:47 PM

Your is all a bunch of illiterate degenerates. Read a books every now and than.

1MOREMOD · 10-26-2018, 03:42 PM

Ironic coming from you, almost illiterate arent you?

F30lolz · 10-26-2018, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

Your is all a bunch of illiterate degenerates. Read a books every now and than.

Wat? Trust me, eye reed enuff.

CANGRKE70 · 10-27-2018, 08:30 PM

Morning from Manila. Going to be here for work for a week...any tips of things to do while I'm here?

1MOREMOD · 10-27-2018, 09:05 PM

Make sure to check out the envelope factory

bimmette · 10-27-2018, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Morning from Manila. Going to be here for work for a week...any tips of things to do while I'm here?

Intramuros is a nice little historic area.
Greenbelt is a shopping area with some good food.

UncleWede · 10-27-2018, 10:54 PM

Make SURE it's a girl first

1MOREMOD · 10-27-2018, 11:06 PM

God damn gun control buttholes here in Washington trying to get after us again with i-1639. Vote no.

10-25-2018, 12:53 PM	#51705
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18016 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	You forgot to recommend a blinker-fluid change. That's at least 2HP loss right there, and needs to be done anyways every 3K miles
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10-25-2018, 02:39 PM	#51707
Never_Enough Banned 2203 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2018 Charger Hellcat [0.00]	I am sick of people typing "your" instead of the correct "you're"
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10-25-2018, 03:17 PM	#51708
1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Your stupid
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10-26-2018, 03:05 AM	#51710
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Ask Tove Lo for Habits in all ways, banned! __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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10-26-2018, 02:47 PM	#51715
Kev312 Second Lieutenant 238 Rep 204 Posts Drives: 2012 BMW 320i Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Midwest iTrader: (0)	Your is all a bunch of illiterate degenerates. Read a books every now and than.
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10-26-2018, 03:42 PM	#51716
1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Ironic coming from you, almost illiterate arent you?
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10-27-2018, 08:30 PM	#51718
CANGRKE70 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 814 Rep 172 Posts Drives: 2012 BMW X5 Join Date: May 2015 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	Morning from Manila. Going to be here for work for a week...any tips of things to do while I'm here? __________________ Peter. Current Ride:2012 Alpine While BMW X5 35i Past Rides: 2005 Titanium Silver Metallic BMW X3 2005 Winning Blue Mica Mazda 3 1993 Milano Red Honda Prelude SR
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10-27-2018, 09:05 PM	#51719
1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Make sure to check out the envelope factory
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10-27-2018, 10:54 PM	#51721
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18016 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Make SURE it's a girl first __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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10-27-2018, 11:06 PM	#51722
1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	God damn gun control buttholes here in Washington trying to get after us again with i-1639. Vote no.
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