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      02-11-2015, 11:23 PM   #485
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Is there anything that you want to know about it specifically?
Yes.

Can you straight deadlift that mother fucker?
Lolz welcome back squishy.

We talking deadlifts already??
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Lolz welcome back squishy.

We talking deadlifts already??
Yes.

Anyone part of the 1k club?
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Stats so far, once again if anyone cares.
Basically, business as usual..
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What is this from?
From the Off-Topic home page, each thread topic has the number of 'replies' and the number of 'views'. If you click on the number of 'replies' it'll show you the stats of who posted.
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      02-12-2015, 09:38 AM   #489
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Is there anything that you want to know about it specifically?
WHY does the body have to be so FUGLY? When I drove it and made that comment at the dealer, they told me the i5 would be a normal looking sedan. I haven't seen it yet.
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Anyone part of the 1k club?
What 1K club?
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What 1K club?
Total weight of your bench, dl, and squat.

PS4 or Xbox?
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Total weight of your bench, dl, and squat.

PS4 or Xbox?
PS4 All day err day.

Madden 2005 or NFL 2K5?
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PS4 All day err day.

Madden 2005 or NFL 2K5?
NHL.


Anybody taking their sweetie pie to see 50 Shades in hopes of a movie theater handy?
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Anybody taking their sweetie pie to see 50 Shades in hopes of a movie theater handy?
I'll be in hopes for a movie theater blowie.

Which movies are you excited to see soon in theaters?
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Anybody taking their sweetie pie to see 50 Shades in hopes of a movie theater handy?
It will be packed, pick a really old movie that you wanted to see, but not over something good. They are usually empty, you get your pick of optimal seating and a nice HJ if you get bored.

Who the hell watches NHL?
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WHY does the body have to be so FUGLY? When I drove it and made that comment at the dealer, they told me the i5 would be a normal looking sedan. I haven't seen it yet.
Couldnt tell you. Someone wanted to make a statement. it looks alright from the back. i5 hasnt been shown or announced yet. Its all rumors at this point.


what what in the butt?
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Couldnt tell you. Someone wanted to make a statement. it looks alright from the back. i5 hasnt been shown or announced yet. Its all rumors at this point.


what what in the butt?
Real Men don't participate in anal sex.

Should i do more work today or just be lazy and stay on e90post and youtube?
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You SHOULD do more work, although you also SHOULD obey the speed limit

Do I want to really put some cushion for the pushin in my report on how much work I have to do next year in hopes of justifying another partial body, or just do the work and let other departments learn just how much they need me?
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You SHOULD do more work, although you also SHOULD obey the speed limit

Do I want to really put some cushion for the pushin in my report on how much work I have to do next year in hopes of justifying another partial body, or just do the work and let other departments learn just how much they need me?
Let those suckers know you're the Boss.


I didn't pay attention during ground hogs day. Did that pyxyntehjbgklhd (whatever) ground hog see its shadow?
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You SHOULD do more work, although you also SHOULD obey the speed limit

Do I want to really put some cushion for the pushin in my report on how much work I have to do next year in hopes of justifying another partial body, or just do the work and let other departments learn just how much they need me?
Let those suckers know you're the Boss.


I didn't pay attention during ground hogs day. Did that pyxyntehjbgklhd (whatever) ground hog see its shadow?
Yea 6 more weeks of winter give or take.

I had a light workout this morning. Should I go back tonight after work and do some squats.
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Yea 6 more weeks of winter give or take.

I had a light workout this morning. Should I go back tonight after work and do some squats.
Nah. Save that for another day.

Will the precum knock her up?
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Nah. Save that for another day.

Will the precum knock her up?
I'm sure it could if you're potent enough....


If you PIITB, will she get knocked up?
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I'm sure it could if you're potent enough....


If you PIITB, will she get knocked up?


If she swallowed it, will she get knocked up?
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I'm sure it could if you're potent enough....


If you PIITB, will she get knocked up?


If she swallowed it, will she get knocked up?
What ever you do, don't knock her up!!

If every woman is so obsessed with the 50 Shades movie, what makes them not just watch Internet porn for free instead of paying for theater tickets..?
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What ever you do, don't knock her up!!

If every woman is so obsessed with the 50 Shades movie, what makes them not just watch Internet porn for free instead of paying for theater tickets..?
Because all these women obsessed with this BDSM stuff, but don't want to actually watch a woman get a real good dicking. They want to know that it's happening, but they don't want see what it's actually really about.


Do you have any "gear" for the lady in your life?
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What ever you do, don't knock her up!!

If every woman is so obsessed with the 50 Shades movie, what makes them not just watch Internet porn for free instead of paying for theater tickets..?
Because all these women obsessed with this BDSM stuff, but don't want to actually watch a woman get a real good dicking. They want to know that it's happening, but they don't want see what it's actually really about.


Do you have any "gear" for the lady in your life?
I broke out a pair of regulation cuffs for my lady friend about 2 weeks ago. cuffed her to my pull up bar above my bedroom door. never seen her so excited before, now that I think back on it.

What do you think about integrated tail light for sport bikes? Must have? or safety violation?
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